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@naudth.bsky.social
nils 𖤐 33 𖤐 he/him 𖤐 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
i was @opossumkings on the bird app
i was @opossumkings on the bird app
so sad it's our last night in NOLA 😔
November 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
so sad it's our last night in NOLA 😔
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KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
July 17, 2023 at 3:57 AM
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
anywayz time to power wash some random stuff bye
June 20, 2025 at 5:52 AM
anywayz time to power wash some random stuff bye
sorry guys i'm high again and i don't know what i'm doing
June 20, 2025 at 5:52 AM
sorry guys i'm high again and i don't know what i'm doing
@kitsuneghost.bsky.social sorry for serial liking your posts .i'm just high and contemplating memories of being cozy and playing d&d in the pinecone gang chat
June 20, 2025 at 5:40 AM
@kitsuneghost.bsky.social sorry for serial liking your posts .i'm just high and contemplating memories of being cozy and playing d&d in the pinecone gang chat
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a very good feeling is getting a book from the library that you were considering purchasing and then finishing it and thinking "that sucked ass, i'm so glad i get to give this shit back"
May 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
a very good feeling is getting a book from the library that you were considering purchasing and then finishing it and thinking "that sucked ass, i'm so glad i get to give this shit back"
nintendo 64 game where you're a microchip and your goal is to infect more and more species with your germs
June 20, 2025 at 5:30 AM
nintendo 64 game where you're a microchip and your goal is to infect more and more species with your germs
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i was too late 😔
today is π day, if you do not know how to round numbers
March 16, 2025 at 3:39 AM
i was too late 😔
jamie and i are watching velocipastor
March 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
jamie and i are watching velocipastor
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i love having bones it's so cool 🍃
March 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
i love having bones it's so cool 🍃
what if there's a secret ring of cops blending into our spaces by using 'acab'. they secretly think it means assigned cop at birth
March 4, 2025 at 8:17 AM
what if there's a secret ring of cops blending into our spaces by using 'acab'. they secretly think it means assigned cop at birth
yeah, i'll have the skincare omelette
March 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
yeah, i'll have the skincare omelette
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croissant crescents (consequences)
March 2, 2025 at 7:53 AM
croissant crescents (consequences)
nice dips daddies! 🍭
March 1, 2025 at 4:49 AM
nice dips daddies! 🍭
whomst? cream cheemst?
February 25, 2025 at 7:14 AM
whomst? cream cheemst?
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Four years since my son wrote the best opening to a mystery novel ever written.
January 12, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Four years since my son wrote the best opening to a mystery novel ever written.
*scrolled past this and was like*
February 23, 2025 at 4:01 AM
*scrolled past this and was like*
hang on a sec, what if there was a romcom about a single mom working hard to support her three kids when a club promoter notices her dancing in public and makes her famous. but it's all completely normal to strip, because at the end of the day she comes home to her kids — [ 1/? ]
February 18, 2025 at 6:44 AM
hang on a sec, what if there was a romcom about a single mom working hard to support her three kids when a club promoter notices her dancing in public and makes her famous. but it's all completely normal to strip, because at the end of the day she comes home to her kids — [ 1/? ]
jamie: that's the whole premises of the movie
me: premises?
jamie: what, that's a word!
me: isn't it premise?
me: premises?
jamie: what, that's a word!
me: isn't it premise?
February 16, 2025 at 8:06 AM
jamie: that's the whole premises of the movie
me: premises?
jamie: what, that's a word!
me: isn't it premise?
me: premises?
jamie: what, that's a word!
me: isn't it premise?
today’s the day to bother Bikini Bottoms biggest bitch
February 16, 2025 at 7:12 AM
today’s the day to bother Bikini Bottoms biggest bitch
self reminder: track this down
I had this recipe book that was like... Magic Schoolbus themed and it would send me a recipe every month and one time it w as like..... these delicious little milk and honey mini muffins
I had this recipe book that was like... Magic Schoolbus themed and it would send me a recipe every month and one time it w as like..... these delicious little milk and honey mini muffins
February 14, 2025 at 7:51 AM
self reminder: track this down
I had this recipe book that was like... Magic Schoolbus themed and it would send me a recipe every month and one time it w as like..... these delicious little milk and honey mini muffins
I had this recipe book that was like... Magic Schoolbus themed and it would send me a recipe every month and one time it w as like..... these delicious little milk and honey mini muffins