is that a full size loftbed???? that's like a dream come true. how is it?

didn't you say a while back that you had him genetically tested and the results came back with him having mostly something that is wildly not corgi??? i just look at him here and he looks like a lil long haired loaf

omg

but i've had iced coffee that blew my socks off maybe like ten or eleven times

this is so real. i've had REALLY good hot coffee like two times, and they were both *very* different circumstances (i.e., something not produced by the hands of a white man) . anyway try popular cuban coffee shops and get a café con leche and kenyan coffee!!!

what's it called?

this potato of a dinosaur

"i don't understand. what does drug smuggling have to do with christianity?"

he's got an eyepatch on over his glasses

JARTS that's like jean sharts

why are these ninjas australian.......

is it just me or is voltaire kinda .... 👀

why is he waving the card around

this play on "war.... war never changes" is amazing

hey that's voltaire

"hop in the car, your mom and i will take you for a drive. we'll pick you up after priest college!"

“i had parents once...”

yeah bro, we all did!