Natalie P
@natpatt.bsky.social
Cat lady. Uterus out for vengeance. Mom. Ally.🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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Update from Portland: supplies running low. Please send fig jam and artisanal cheeses. For the jam, prefer GF, vegan, small batch, processed by a guy named River, who only stirs it during Mercury retrograde.
September 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Update from Portland: supplies running low. Please send fig jam and artisanal cheeses. For the jam, prefer GF, vegan, small batch, processed by a guy named River, who only stirs it during Mercury retrograde.
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We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet
September 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet
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Oh, so guns *do* kill people? Gotcha.
September 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Oh, so guns *do* kill people? Gotcha.
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They keep losing in court because everything they’re doing is illegal
September 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
They keep losing in court because everything they’re doing is illegal
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Your School House Rock moment......
May 6, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Your School House Rock moment......
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If you think a just-fertilized ovary is entitled to life but are indifferent to what happens to a kidnapped 4-year-old with cancer, sent to a dangerous country without meds, you don’t give a fuck about the lives of children. You are just in a cult that fetishizes being against abortions.
April 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
If you think a just-fertilized ovary is entitled to life but are indifferent to what happens to a kidnapped 4-year-old with cancer, sent to a dangerous country without meds, you don’t give a fuck about the lives of children. You are just in a cult that fetishizes being against abortions.
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This seems right, and all of this is WRONG.
April 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
This seems right, and all of this is WRONG.
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BREAKING: The country of Norway just entered a bill to give transgender Americans asylum in the country of Norway…
LGBTQ+ STRONG! 🌈✨
LGBTQ+ STRONG! 🌈✨
April 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
BREAKING: The country of Norway just entered a bill to give transgender Americans asylum in the country of Norway…
LGBTQ+ STRONG! 🌈✨
LGBTQ+ STRONG! 🌈✨
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The More You Know…💫
April 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The More You Know…💫
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Don’t worry folks, MAGA says they’re SURE that the nepo baby who bankrupted casinos, committed egregious business fraud, added $8 trillion to our debt and left office as the worst jobs president since Herbert f’ng Hoover is going to “usher in a golden age” by crashing our economy.
Fucking idiots.
Fucking idiots.
April 9, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Don’t worry folks, MAGA says they’re SURE that the nepo baby who bankrupted casinos, committed egregious business fraud, added $8 trillion to our debt and left office as the worst jobs president since Herbert f’ng Hoover is going to “usher in a golden age” by crashing our economy.
Fucking idiots.
Fucking idiots.
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If only Republicans cared as much about protecting kids in school as they do about protecting Teslas.
March 22, 2025 at 1:09 PM
If only Republicans cared as much about protecting kids in school as they do about protecting Teslas.
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The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where
March 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where
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Well played, SNL, well played.
Mike Meyers nails Elon Douche, er, Muskrat, er, whatever.
SNL Cold Open
youtu.be/CUpOMSJ1MdU
Mike Meyers nails Elon Douche, er, Muskrat, er, whatever.
SNL Cold Open
youtu.be/CUpOMSJ1MdU
Elon Musk Cold Open - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
March 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Well played, SNL, well played.
Mike Meyers nails Elon Douche, er, Muskrat, er, whatever.
SNL Cold Open
youtu.be/CUpOMSJ1MdU
Mike Meyers nails Elon Douche, er, Muskrat, er, whatever.
SNL Cold Open
youtu.be/CUpOMSJ1MdU