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Got drunk & doordashed bread 😭
May 8, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Got drunk & doordashed bread 😭
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Toxicologist here! This will improve the health of zero Americans. Current synthetic food dyes are not causing health problems, and are often times used because they are actually safer than natural food dyes. Reminder that guns are the #1 cause of death of children but we are going to ban food dyes.
BREAKING: The FDA has officially announced they will be banning artificial dyes in the food supply by the end of 2026
This includes Red 40, Yellow 5, Yellow 6, Blue 1, Blue 2, Green 3
This includes Red 40, Yellow 5, Yellow 6, Blue 1, Blue 2, Green 3
April 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Toxicologist here! This will improve the health of zero Americans. Current synthetic food dyes are not causing health problems, and are often times used because they are actually safer than natural food dyes. Reminder that guns are the #1 cause of death of children but we are going to ban food dyes.
Self-proclaimed “free-thinkers” are always the dumbass kids who stood up for the pledge all the way up until graduation day
March 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Self-proclaimed “free-thinkers” are always the dumbass kids who stood up for the pledge all the way up until graduation day
All 3 of these are from different days and contexts. I’m a full adult.
March 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
All 3 of these are from different days and contexts. I’m a full adult.
“Well if that’s their hiring culture you don’t wanna work there anyway”
YES I DO! I NEED A JOB. INCOME. THE THING PEOPLE HAVE IN ORDER TO SURVIVE? YEAH I WANT ONE OF THOSE EVEN IF IT ISNT FUCKING ENJOYABLE SHUT THE FUCK UP
YES I DO! I NEED A JOB. INCOME. THE THING PEOPLE HAVE IN ORDER TO SURVIVE? YEAH I WANT ONE OF THOSE EVEN IF IT ISNT FUCKING ENJOYABLE SHUT THE FUCK UP
March 6, 2025 at 6:20 AM
“Well if that’s their hiring culture you don’t wanna work there anyway”
YES I DO! I NEED A JOB. INCOME. THE THING PEOPLE HAVE IN ORDER TO SURVIVE? YEAH I WANT ONE OF THOSE EVEN IF IT ISNT FUCKING ENJOYABLE SHUT THE FUCK UP
YES I DO! I NEED A JOB. INCOME. THE THING PEOPLE HAVE IN ORDER TO SURVIVE? YEAH I WANT ONE OF THOSE EVEN IF IT ISNT FUCKING ENJOYABLE SHUT THE FUCK UP
So uh… do you prefer blondies or bundtettes?
February 27, 2025 at 4:53 AM
So uh… do you prefer blondies or bundtettes?
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Water in your nose sucks but it’s definitely not the worst substance to get up there
February 23, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Water in your nose sucks but it’s definitely not the worst substance to get up there
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Brb accidentally fell in a giant hole of sadness and despair.
February 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Brb accidentally fell in a giant hole of sadness and despair.
Just got stood up at a JOB INTERVIEW
February 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Just got stood up at a JOB INTERVIEW
I am the latex, I speak for the trees
February 1, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I am the latex, I speak for the trees
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If the FAA director got fired over a business beef AND there was an air traffic controller hiring freeze despite huge shortages AND a chaotic blitz to hollow out federal bureaucracy, and then within a week the first American airliner crashes in 16 years, you would be insane not to talk about it all.
January 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
If the FAA director got fired over a business beef AND there was an air traffic controller hiring freeze despite huge shortages AND a chaotic blitz to hollow out federal bureaucracy, and then within a week the first American airliner crashes in 16 years, you would be insane not to talk about it all.
Just woke up from a dream where I was writing a book that I was super proud of about a zombie apocalypse and I was almost done with it so now I’m just upset that if I want to be an author I’d have to start a book instead of just finish one 🙄
January 31, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Just woke up from a dream where I was writing a book that I was super proud of about a zombie apocalypse and I was almost done with it so now I’m just upset that if I want to be an author I’d have to start a book instead of just finish one 🙄
Im watching a YouTube deep dive into the secret life of the American teenager and I shit you not there’s a line “he died a horrible death because I had incredible sex” lmfao
January 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Im watching a YouTube deep dive into the secret life of the American teenager and I shit you not there’s a line “he died a horrible death because I had incredible sex” lmfao
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It’s been 8 days and we have Nazi salutes and a concentration camp.
8 days.
8 days.
January 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
It’s been 8 days and we have Nazi salutes and a concentration camp.
8 days.
8 days.
Our hands touched on the djungelskog… do you think he likes me
January 28, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Our hands touched on the djungelskog… do you think he likes me
You’re the to my
January 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
You’re the to my
God this is so embarrassing for us
Google Maps will soon rename Gulf of Mexico to ‘Gulf of America’
Google Maps will soon rename Gulf of Mexico to ‘Gulf of America’
Google will rename the Gulf of Mexico and Alaska’s Denali mountain in Google Maps once a federal mapping database reflects changes ordered by the Trump Administration, the company announced Monday. Google is complying with an executive order issued last…
tcrn.ch
January 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
God this is so embarrassing for us
If you ain’t nuzzlin’ she ain’t guzzlin’
January 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
If you ain’t nuzzlin’ she ain’t guzzlin’
My boyfriend is 29 now (ew)
January 27, 2025 at 9:04 AM
My boyfriend is 29 now (ew)
Seeing the BeReal update is like watching a girl with a fun personality start dressing in muted colors bc her boyfriend said he liked it better 😕
January 26, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Seeing the BeReal update is like watching a girl with a fun personality start dressing in muted colors bc her boyfriend said he liked it better 😕
He let me aim it for him 💀
January 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
He let me aim it for him 💀