Dennis
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Dennis
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One lab accident away from being a supervillain.
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Picard honesty tip: Don't let anyone else tell you how many lights you see.
December 28, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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With Bardot's passing, the only named individuals in Billy Joel's We Didn't Start The Fire that are still alive are Bob Dylan, Chubby Checker, and Bernie Goetz. The last one standing will claim The Prize.
December 28, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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Dec 27th - The Department of Defense issued a paper, claiming no evidence of UFOs.

📽️📅 The Thing from Another World (1951)
December 27, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Dec 27th 1996 - The first symptoms of the virus that wiped out most of humanity were detected in Philadelphia.

📽️📅 Twelve Monkeys (1995)
December 27, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Man Sneaks Bag Of Outside Stimuli Into Sensory Deprivation Tank https://theonion.com/man-sneaks-bag-of-outside-stimuli-into-sensory-deprivation-tank/
December 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Dec 25th - Mr Potato Head meets his future wife, and Andy gets a puppy for Christmas.

📽️📅 Toy Story (1995)
December 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Dec 25th - Chuck Noland's plane runs into a spot of bother.

📽️📅 Cast Away (2000)
December 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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The government failed at actually redacting the Epstein files because DOGE cancelled the feds adobe acrobat premium subscription is the funniest shit.
December 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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remember when the democrats decided to tactically stop pointing out that these people are weird freaks no one likes
Indiana State Senator wishes you a Merry Christmas by… posting images of himself assaulting Santa Claus.

Are the fascists okay?
December 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1746
December 26, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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Dec 26th - Duke Caboom was rejected by his kid, Rejean, when he realised Duke couldn't jump as far as he does in the commercials.

📽️📅 Toy Story 4 (2019)
December 26, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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staffer: you talked to the little girls?
trump: sure did, real fuckin creepy just like you asked
staffer: what
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?

Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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I have seen very few instances of people talking about DIE HARD being a Christmas movie, and that is the biggest gift I've received this year.
December 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1746
December 25, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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Dec 25th - Brian of Nazareth was born.

📽️📅 Life of Brian (1979)
December 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Rocky vs Communism
Dec 25th - Rocky Balboa fought Ivan Drago in Russia.

📽️📅 Rocky IV (1985)
December 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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klingon festivus rituals
December 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Me waiting for Marvel to say that the Eternals will be in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY.
a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man and saying `` say it ! say it ! ''
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man and saying `` say it ! say it ! ''
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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Dec 24th - Ebenezer Scrooge is visited by ghosts of his former business partners, who tell him he will be visited by more ghosts to teach him the error of his ways.

📽️📅 The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)
December 24, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Dec 24th - A young boy is traumatised after witnessing Santa Claus (his dad in disguise) groping his mother.

📽️📅 Christmas Evil (1980)
December 24, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Dec 24th - The Ghost of Christmas Past takes Frank back to this day. Frank is given 5lbs of veal for Christmas.

📽️📅 Scrooged (1988)
December 24, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Dec 24th - The Ghost of Christmas Past takes Frank back to this day. Frank is given 5lbs of veal for Christmas.

📽️📅 Scrooged (1988)
December 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Dec 24th - Lydia, the school office administrator at Barton Academy held a Christmas Eve party. She invited professor Paul Hunham, holdover student Angus Tully and cafeteria administrator Mary Lamb.

📽️📅 The Holdovers (2023)
December 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM