Ellen Degenesis Evangelion
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They should have sent a ripped poet with massive delts and huge balls
Let’s be clear about one thing: I did come here to make friends.
December 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Let’s be clear about one thing: I did come here to make friends.
we gotta stop naming people Quentin
December 7, 2025 at 12:28 PM
we gotta stop naming people Quentin
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sometimes a masterpiece is too good to wait. from the upcoming show Strip Law, I give you the song "Pizza Party"
(a song written for a scene where i was just like lets have some fun pizza party music and then composer Casey Trela went Mozart-level hard)
(a song written for a scene where i was just like lets have some fun pizza party music and then composer Casey Trela went Mozart-level hard)
December 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
sometimes a masterpiece is too good to wait. from the upcoming show Strip Law, I give you the song "Pizza Party"
(a song written for a scene where i was just like lets have some fun pizza party music and then composer Casey Trela went Mozart-level hard)
(a song written for a scene where i was just like lets have some fun pizza party music and then composer Casey Trela went Mozart-level hard)
“Those muscles won’t help you in a fight.”
These muscles are for helping my friends move.
These muscles are for helping my friends move.
December 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
“Those muscles won’t help you in a fight.”
These muscles are for helping my friends move.
These muscles are for helping my friends move.
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Jamiroquai is actually the name of the band. You're thinking of Jamiroquai's frontman
September 10, 2023 at 8:37 PM
Jamiroquai is actually the name of the band. You're thinking of Jamiroquai's frontman
Who was gonna tell me that Dead Reckoning has almost exactly the same plot as Sons Of Liberty.
May 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Who was gonna tell me that Dead Reckoning has almost exactly the same plot as Sons Of Liberty.
The only class of body it is acceptable to ridicule online is people who skip leg day. You made your dorito-shaped bed, now lie in it
May 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The only class of body it is acceptable to ridicule online is people who skip leg day. You made your dorito-shaped bed, now lie in it
who’s gonna bury the coats
May 11, 2025 at 4:49 AM
who’s gonna bury the coats
chafing so bad I eye the transit cop’s service weapon
May 10, 2025 at 4:35 AM
chafing so bad I eye the transit cop’s service weapon
A George R.R. Martin themed line of outhouses called A Place To Piss And Shit
May 7, 2025 at 12:51 PM
A George R.R. Martin themed line of outhouses called A Place To Piss And Shit
My ditches? Dug
My witches? Burnt
The back of my dragula? Slamt.
My witches? Burnt
The back of my dragula? Slamt.
May 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
My ditches? Dug
My witches? Burnt
The back of my dragula? Slamt.
My witches? Burnt
The back of my dragula? Slamt.
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And then you see it. As it strangles and beats your friends to death... the sweetest most courageous people in the world. You see the fear and power in its eyes. Then you *know*. That the bourgeois are not human.
May 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
And then you see it. As it strangles and beats your friends to death... the sweetest most courageous people in the world. You see the fear and power in its eyes. Then you *know*. That the bourgeois are not human.
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there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement
April 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement
Bartleby out here fuckin’ scrivening on main
April 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Bartleby out here fuckin’ scrivening on main
katherine hegel
April 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
katherine hegel
Not my soft animal, not my body
April 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Not my soft animal, not my body
masculinity is when you wear a hat kinda fucked up
March 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
masculinity is when you wear a hat kinda fucked up
Face Turn Doug Ford When
#StarExclusive: Insiders say Pierre Poilievre called Doug Ford for help — and the premier turned him down
Insiders say Pierre Poilievre called Doug Ford for help — and the premier turned him down
The premier told him he would be too busy governing Ontario, the Star has learned.
www.thestar.com
March 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Face Turn Doug Ford When
I don’t think Americans - with their 4-year interval of horror - can appreciate the true jump-scare nature of Canadian Electoral politics. Sleep with one eye open, it could be an election at any moment
March 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I don’t think Americans - with their 4-year interval of horror - can appreciate the true jump-scare nature of Canadian Electoral politics. Sleep with one eye open, it could be an election at any moment
If any of the pornbots who follow me want to read a pretty mid substack, I can provide that now too
March 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
If any of the pornbots who follow me want to read a pretty mid substack, I can provide that now too
Shoutout to the guy who skipped the sink and went Urinal -> Hand Dryer. You’re having a type of day I cannot begin to fathom.
March 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Shoutout to the guy who skipped the sink and went Urinal -> Hand Dryer. You’re having a type of day I cannot begin to fathom.
Chat Pile = 1/Mitski
March 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Chat Pile = 1/Mitski
creepy stop motion videos for indy folk-rock groups with unconventional orchestrations are back it’s 2010 again my dudes
March 12, 2025 at 2:22 PM
creepy stop motion videos for indy folk-rock groups with unconventional orchestrations are back it’s 2010 again my dudes
After working a corporate job for six months, all art made between 1995 and 2003 makes a lot more sense to me
March 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
After working a corporate job for six months, all art made between 1995 and 2003 makes a lot more sense to me
Lukewarm take but Liberals will keep losing elections until they start prioritizing being good over being polite
March 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Lukewarm take but Liberals will keep losing elections until they start prioritizing being good over being polite