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emily dylan 👾
@nachobra.bsky.social
Hello, internets! I'm am emily!!! I’m am a an cartoon comics drawer extraordinaire!! oh, it’s true! :~) 31, she/her, tex-ASS. art: cooloffkidkilowatt.tumblr.com
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artstuff: cooloffkidkilowatt.tumblr.com
music/misc: youtube.com/@nachobra
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I don’t want to go to work at midnight for black friday shift :[[[[[[[[[[[[[[
November 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
dude come over quick. this commercial has carol of the bells in it but they changed the song words to be about tremendous savings this holiday seeaosn
November 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
even though it took them way to goddamn long to do it, I’m glad you can finally adjust the controls in the virtual console games. I was actually able to do the final battle with gruntilda without flicking the camera back & forth & wasting all my eggs constantly
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
dude they got battletoads on nintendo switch now… hey call gamestop & ask if they have battletoads lol… but seriously folks… perhaps there is still hope for donkey kong 64 coming to swatch… it was a holiday 1999 release… perhaps holiday 2025?… please…? 🥺
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
reviewed an album I did not listen to
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
"if a customer is within 10 ft, smile & make eye contact. if theyre within 4 ft greet them" ok. should i get on my knees & offer to suck their dick too while im at it

"emily isn't it a bit of a leap from smiling/greeting to sucking dick" No.
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
hate
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 AM
“I can’t wait for the ai bubble to pop” you guys don’t realise… if ai goes to popped then it means rockos bicyclist (snake) will come from the future to get revengue on all of us for not making it come to be true 😱😱😱😱
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Interesting. A third option
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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~*~🐰 neu! heat death of a universe 🐰~*~
November 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
got the R key like 30 minutes into an eden run & said "sure why not", got a really broken build & even though it was like a guaranteed win at that point i still spent way too long rerolling items & grinding coins just to get guppy. i like guppy!!!!!! he's a cute lil kittycat!!!!! :3
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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cool down drawing of Grandma as Galactic Nova from the Kirby series
November 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
how do i get over this imposter syndrome shit wrt autism. like despite all the evidence i have, there's a 0.00001% chance i'm totally wrong & i'm faking it for some selfish reason that i don't know what it is.
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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“the peeled potato is slipperiest” -ancient proverb
November 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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punching my tv whenever someone on Antiques Roadshow talks over the appraiser
November 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
what was the “incident” at your high school? mine is that I used to fucked all the cheerleaders, in an Incidental manner. & I fucked the hot milf teachers to
November 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
~*~🐰 neu! heat death of a universe 🐰~*~
November 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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A page from underground comix artist Nicole Claveloux’s 'The Green Hand,' published in Heavy Metal magazine in 1978
November 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
sometimes it’s hard to believe that our past? is already history, even for so how long… 🕊️
November 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I’ve been mostly drawing smut art the past severals of months & the one thing that sucks is I can’t show it off to people I know “IRL” like “here’s what I’ve been working on”. I mean I could, nothing’s physically stopping me but like. it would be ill-advised. bit of a social no-no, some might say
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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"Simple as jailbreaking an iPhone!"

[HMU for art requests i have some freelance availability soon]
#cyberpunk #yuri
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
in this duolingo story eddy makes junior breakfast (desayuno) but he takes so long making it that it’s already 1 o clock. they’re both morons & I hate them
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 AM
dude sweet, 100 le followers!! …imagine if all those followers gave me a dollar… why, that’s $100 bucks right there! “cha-ching”, baby! 🤑
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM