emily dylan 👾
@nachobra.bsky.social
Hello, internets! I'm am emily!!! I’m am a an cartoon comics drawer extraordinaire!! oh, it’s true! :~) 31, she/her, tex-ASS. art: cooloffkidkilowatt.tumblr.com
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emily dylan 👾
@nachobra.bsky.social
· Nov 8
pinned tweet. I mean post. I mean toast. pinned toast.
artstuff: cooloffkidkilowatt.tumblr.com
music/misc: youtube.com/@nachobra
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artstuff: cooloffkidkilowatt.tumblr.com
music/misc: youtube.com/@nachobra
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can the proverbial other shoe hurry up & drop already. I’m ready for whatever major event ends this chapter of us history. I’m prepared for it, go ahead. if it entails idk china dropping a nuke on my head, so be it. just something that isn’t *this*, please
February 10, 2026 at 3:44 AM
can the proverbial other shoe hurry up & drop already. I’m ready for whatever major event ends this chapter of us history. I’m prepared for it, go ahead. if it entails idk china dropping a nuke on my head, so be it. just something that isn’t *this*, please
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all i want to do online is play video games, talk to my friends, and look at girls boobs and every fucking day some freak i've never met decides to make it harder and harder to do that
February 10, 2026 at 2:04 AM
all i want to do online is play video games, talk to my friends, and look at girls boobs and every fucking day some freak i've never met decides to make it harder and harder to do that
just invented a new instrument
February 10, 2026 at 3:09 AM
just invented a new instrument
hey it’s Lake Man, everybody! sure you can squeeze into our NARROW office here Mr. ~Big Lake~??
February 10, 2026 at 2:17 AM
hey it’s Lake Man, everybody! sure you can squeeze into our NARROW office here Mr. ~Big Lake~??
this pic of me with our old cat Duke (rip 🧡) is my other best photo of me. he was the chillest cat ever, you could just plop him down like this & he would sit there. I really miss him
February 10, 2026 at 2:06 AM
this pic of me with our old cat Duke (rip 🧡) is my other best photo of me. he was the chillest cat ever, you could just plop him down like this & he would sit there. I really miss him
this pic of me from 17 years ago is still the cutest pic of me that exists. & theres a secret “easter egg” in the background, for those who know the Emily Dylan Cinematic Universe 😉
February 10, 2026 at 1:58 AM
this pic of me from 17 years ago is still the cutest pic of me that exists. & theres a secret “easter egg” in the background, for those who know the Emily Dylan Cinematic Universe 😉
elon musk realizes the moon is too hard to colonize so he scales back his ambitions & decides to colonize earth instead. mission accomplished baby 🎉
February 10, 2026 at 1:19 AM
elon musk realizes the moon is too hard to colonize so he scales back his ambitions & decides to colonize earth instead. mission accomplished baby 🎉
well he didn’t go to mars like he promised but according to my calculations, the moon is a lot closer to us than the mars is. also “going to the moon” is a phrase that means to get rich with money, which is all the more reason to go there I think. soar on, elon!! 🪐
Elon Musk's ambition to one day settle Mars appears to have taken a back seat for a rather nearer and more achievable goal – sending humans to live on the moon. https://cnn.it/46sbAMm
February 10, 2026 at 1:13 AM
well he didn’t go to mars like he promised but according to my calculations, the moon is a lot closer to us than the mars is. also “going to the moon” is a phrase that means to get rich with money, which is all the more reason to go there I think. soar on, elon!! 🪐
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me and all the other 30+ year olds in our discord servers after none of us give them our IDs and face scans
February 9, 2026 at 9:17 PM
me and all the other 30+ year olds in our discord servers after none of us give them our IDs and face scans
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The Disconnected Citizen
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February 9, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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I should invest in a 2nd bra that actually fits properly 😓🫠💩
February 9, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I should invest in a 2nd bra that actually fits properly 😓🫠💩
fuck steven universe
February 9, 2026 at 2:52 PM
fuck steven universe
we all have that one friend who… [click to read more]
February 9, 2026 at 2:39 PM
we all have that one friend who… [click to read more]
no man is an island… 😔
February 9, 2026 at 4:47 AM
no man is an island… 😔
it’s funny whenever one of my coworkers tries to guess my age & then they’re shocked that I’m 31 :feelsgoodman:
February 9, 2026 at 4:43 AM
it’s funny whenever one of my coworkers tries to guess my age & then they’re shocked that I’m 31 :feelsgoodman:
1. “retruth” is such a gay word. how do you come up with that & go “ouh yeah I really did something here”
2. being the president & only getting 5 retruths is so embarrassing , how do you even live with yourself bitch
2. being the president & only getting 5 retruths is so embarrassing , how do you even live with yourself bitch
February 9, 2026 at 3:53 AM
1. “retruth” is such a gay word. how do you come up with that & go “ouh yeah I really did something here”
2. being the president & only getting 5 retruths is so embarrassing , how do you even live with yourself bitch
2. being the president & only getting 5 retruths is so embarrassing , how do you even live with yourself bitch
the human brain looks like a man made of gum in a fetal position & he has a giant nutsack. perhaps this “embodies”, the human condition at its most form…
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
the human brain looks like a man made of gum in a fetal position & he has a giant nutsack. perhaps this “embodies”, the human condition at its most form…
oh, you’re watching the “super game”? how drool. I’ve certainly got more intelligence things to do…
February 9, 2026 at 2:29 AM
oh, you’re watching the “super game”? how drool. I’ve certainly got more intelligence things to do…
went to the clinic today because of shortness of breath (im fine its nothing serious) & they’re like “your right ear has a ton of wax”. & they do all this crap to remove it, it finally comes out & it wasn’t nearly as gross as I thought it’d be. like I was a little disappointed
February 9, 2026 at 2:23 AM
went to the clinic today because of shortness of breath (im fine its nothing serious) & they’re like “your right ear has a ton of wax”. & they do all this crap to remove it, it finally comes out & it wasn’t nearly as gross as I thought it’d be. like I was a little disappointed
shine bright like a dimond…
February 8, 2026 at 8:35 PM
shine bright like a dimond…
I can’t find this fuckin thing for sale anywhere online. if you have it you have to give it to me. I am a bigger binding of isaac fan than you, & I am just so nice that I deserve it also. please.
February 8, 2026 at 8:29 PM
I can’t find this fuckin thing for sale anywhere online. if you have it you have to give it to me. I am a bigger binding of isaac fan than you, & I am just so nice that I deserve it also. please.
poop is such a mood
February 8, 2026 at 8:23 PM
poop is such a mood
this is my new favorite speedrun i think. this is some donkey kong 64 shit, i love it + this run was "hype" (streamer term)
First Finished AJS Run! WR For No External FPS! GTA:SA Any% in 1:23:50!
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February 8, 2026 at 4:22 AM
this is my new favorite speedrun i think. this is some donkey kong 64 shit, i love it + this run was "hype" (streamer term)
i shouldn't give into my urge to start Depression Posting but "when i sit down to draw & i make something that is below my standards my little Value As A Human meter goes down by like 10%." ok that's it, that's all i'll allow. gonna go lay in bed for the rest of the day ig
February 7, 2026 at 8:53 PM
i shouldn't give into my urge to start Depression Posting but "when i sit down to draw & i make something that is below my standards my little Value As A Human meter goes down by like 10%." ok that's it, that's all i'll allow. gonna go lay in bed for the rest of the day ig