emily dylan 👾
@nachobra.bsky.social
Hello, internets! I'm am emily!!! I’m am a an cartoon comics drawer extraordinaire!! oh, it’s true! :~) 31, she/her, tex-ASS. art: cooloffkidkilowatt.tumblr.com
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emily dylan 👾
@nachobra.bsky.social
· Nov 8
pinned tweet. I mean post. I mean toast. pinned toast.
artstuff: cooloffkidkilowatt.tumblr.com
music/misc: youtube.com/@nachobra
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artstuff: cooloffkidkilowatt.tumblr.com
music/misc: youtube.com/@nachobra
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no man is an island… 😔
February 9, 2026 at 4:47 AM
no man is an island… 😔
it’s funny whenever one of my coworkers tries to guess my age & then they’re shocked that I’m 31 :feelsgoodman:
February 9, 2026 at 4:43 AM
it’s funny whenever one of my coworkers tries to guess my age & then they’re shocked that I’m 31 :feelsgoodman:
1. “retruth” is such a gay word. how do you come up with that & go “ouh yeah I really did something here”
2. being the president & only getting 5 retruths is so embarrassing , how do you even live with yourself bitch
2. being the president & only getting 5 retruths is so embarrassing , how do you even live with yourself bitch
February 9, 2026 at 3:53 AM
1. “retruth” is such a gay word. how do you come up with that & go “ouh yeah I really did something here”
2. being the president & only getting 5 retruths is so embarrassing , how do you even live with yourself bitch
2. being the president & only getting 5 retruths is so embarrassing , how do you even live with yourself bitch
the human brain looks like a man made of gum in a fetal position & he has a giant nutsack. perhaps this “embodies”, the human condition at its most form…
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
the human brain looks like a man made of gum in a fetal position & he has a giant nutsack. perhaps this “embodies”, the human condition at its most form…
oh, you’re watching the “super game”? how drool. I’ve certainly got more intelligence things to do…
February 9, 2026 at 2:29 AM
oh, you’re watching the “super game”? how drool. I’ve certainly got more intelligence things to do…
went to the clinic today because of shortness of breath (im fine its nothing serious) & they’re like “your right ear has a ton of wax”. & they do all this crap to remove it, it finally comes out & it wasn’t nearly as gross as I thought it’d be. like I was a little disappointed
February 9, 2026 at 2:23 AM
went to the clinic today because of shortness of breath (im fine its nothing serious) & they’re like “your right ear has a ton of wax”. & they do all this crap to remove it, it finally comes out & it wasn’t nearly as gross as I thought it’d be. like I was a little disappointed
shine bright like a dimond…
February 8, 2026 at 8:35 PM
shine bright like a dimond…
I can’t find this fuckin thing for sale anywhere online. if you have it you have to give it to me. I am a bigger binding of isaac fan than you, & I am just so nice that I deserve it also. please.
February 8, 2026 at 8:29 PM
I can’t find this fuckin thing for sale anywhere online. if you have it you have to give it to me. I am a bigger binding of isaac fan than you, & I am just so nice that I deserve it also. please.
poop is such a mood
February 8, 2026 at 8:23 PM
poop is such a mood
this is my new favorite speedrun i think. this is some donkey kong 64 shit, i love it + this run was "hype" (streamer term)
First Finished AJS Run! WR For No External FPS! GTA:SA Any% in 1:23:50!
YouTube video by Joshimuz
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February 8, 2026 at 4:22 AM
this is my new favorite speedrun i think. this is some donkey kong 64 shit, i love it + this run was "hype" (streamer term)
i shouldn't give into my urge to start Depression Posting but "when i sit down to draw & i make something that is below my standards my little Value As A Human meter goes down by like 10%." ok that's it, that's all i'll allow. gonna go lay in bed for the rest of the day ig
February 7, 2026 at 8:53 PM
i shouldn't give into my urge to start Depression Posting but "when i sit down to draw & i make something that is below my standards my little Value As A Human meter goes down by like 10%." ok that's it, that's all i'll allow. gonna go lay in bed for the rest of the day ig
other comics from 2020 that I still like
February 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM
other comics from 2020 that I still like
from 2020. this comic came to me in a dream
February 7, 2026 at 6:37 PM
from 2020. this comic came to me in a dream
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WHAT?
My Game Genie is broke.
NO.
Dear lord.
NO.
My life is ruined.
Fuck this Game Genie and game.
My Game Genie is broke.
NO.
Dear lord.
NO.
My life is ruined.
Fuck this Game Genie and game.
February 7, 2026 at 5:13 PM
WHAT?
My Game Genie is broke.
NO.
Dear lord.
NO.
My life is ruined.
Fuck this Game Genie and game.
My Game Genie is broke.
NO.
Dear lord.
NO.
My life is ruined.
Fuck this Game Genie and game.
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Give yourself a point for every one u’ve done 😜🙊
1. Had an owie 😫
2. Drank a fizzy drink 🥵
3. Heard a rap song 😮
4. Eaten a sauce 😳
5. Seen an uncle 🙋♂️
6. Done math 🥸
7. Turned a knob 👻
8. Touched a document 🫣
9. Noticed a bug 😱
10. Played badminton 😵💫
1. Had an owie 😫
2. Drank a fizzy drink 🥵
3. Heard a rap song 😮
4. Eaten a sauce 😳
5. Seen an uncle 🙋♂️
6. Done math 🥸
7. Turned a knob 👻
8. Touched a document 🫣
9. Noticed a bug 😱
10. Played badminton 😵💫
October 30, 2023 at 9:31 AM
Give yourself a point for every one u’ve done 😜🙊
1. Had an owie 😫
2. Drank a fizzy drink 🥵
3. Heard a rap song 😮
4. Eaten a sauce 😳
5. Seen an uncle 🙋♂️
6. Done math 🥸
7. Turned a knob 👻
8. Touched a document 🫣
9. Noticed a bug 😱
10. Played badminton 😵💫
1. Had an owie 😫
2. Drank a fizzy drink 🥵
3. Heard a rap song 😮
4. Eaten a sauce 😳
5. Seen an uncle 🙋♂️
6. Done math 🥸
7. Turned a knob 👻
8. Touched a document 🫣
9. Noticed a bug 😱
10. Played badminton 😵💫
this on the other hand is like the best game ever. you can play as proto man *&* roll! roll attacks with her broom. what more do you fucking want
February 7, 2026 at 4:59 PM
this on the other hand is like the best game ever. you can play as proto man *&* roll! roll attacks with her broom. what more do you fucking want
i got this game in like 2006 because i was a big fan of 8-bit theatre, & let me tell you: this game is not even half as funny as that comic. it is boring & is a cowabunga dog sh*t...
February 7, 2026 at 4:56 PM
i got this game in like 2006 because i was a big fan of 8-bit theatre, & let me tell you: this game is not even half as funny as that comic. it is boring & is a cowabunga dog sh*t...
me when my youtooz kenny plush is still on a cargo ship somewhere in the pacific ocean 😞🤧
February 7, 2026 at 4:49 PM
me when my youtooz kenny plush is still on a cargo ship somewhere in the pacific ocean 😞🤧
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“here’s to feeling sad all the time” - Dark Kramer
February 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
“here’s to feeling sad all the time” - Dark Kramer
nature is sobeautiful… im watching a bacteria scurry around in my backyard.
February 7, 2026 at 3:15 PM
nature is sobeautiful… im watching a bacteria scurry around in my backyard.
Reposted by emily dylan 👾
Reposted by emily dylan 👾
mission style burritos are named after the "mission" to kill osama bin laden
February 7, 2026 at 4:12 AM
mission style burritos are named after the "mission" to kill osama bin laden
sjws be ljke “im so offended” or “I love to check my privalge”. don’t believe me? I’ve seen such things happen in my long life…
February 7, 2026 at 6:07 AM
sjws be ljke “im so offended” or “I love to check my privalge”. don’t believe me? I’ve seen such things happen in my long life…
I cam’p sleep… ung!!! guess I’ll just get up & go draw penises :lesigh:
February 7, 2026 at 6:06 AM
I cam’p sleep… ung!!! guess I’ll just get up & go draw penises :lesigh: