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emily dylan 👾
@nachobra.bsky.social
Hello, internets! I'm am emily!!! I’m am a an cartoon comics drawer extraordinaire!! oh, it’s true! :~) 31, she/her, tex-ASS. art: cooloffkidkilowatt.tumblr.com
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artstuff: cooloffkidkilowatt.tumblr.com
music/misc: youtube.com/@nachobra
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no man is an island… 😔
February 9, 2026 at 4:47 AM
it’s funny whenever one of my coworkers tries to guess my age & then they’re shocked that I’m 31 :feelsgoodman:
February 9, 2026 at 4:43 AM
1. “retruth” is such a gay word. how do you come up with that & go “ouh yeah I really did something here”
2. being the president & only getting 5 retruths is so embarrassing , how do you even live with yourself bitch
February 9, 2026 at 3:53 AM
the human brain looks like a man made of gum in a fetal position & he has a giant nutsack. perhaps this “embodies”, the human condition at its most form…
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
oh, you’re watching the “super game”? how drool. I’ve certainly got more intelligence things to do…
February 9, 2026 at 2:29 AM
went to the clinic today because of shortness of breath (im fine its nothing serious) & they’re like “your right ear has a ton of wax”. & they do all this crap to remove it, it finally comes out & it wasn’t nearly as gross as I thought it’d be. like I was a little disappointed
February 9, 2026 at 2:23 AM
shine bright like a dimond…
February 8, 2026 at 8:35 PM
I can’t find this fuckin thing for sale anywhere online. if you have it you have to give it to me. I am a bigger binding of isaac fan than you, & I am just so nice that I deserve it also. please.
February 8, 2026 at 8:29 PM
poop is such a mood
February 8, 2026 at 8:23 PM
this is my new favorite speedrun i think. this is some donkey kong 64 shit, i love it + this run was "hype" (streamer term)
First Finished AJS Run! WR For No External FPS! GTA:SA Any% in 1:23:50!
YouTube video by Joshimuz
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February 8, 2026 at 4:22 AM
i shouldn't give into my urge to start Depression Posting but "when i sit down to draw & i make something that is below my standards my little Value As A Human meter goes down by like 10%." ok that's it, that's all i'll allow. gonna go lay in bed for the rest of the day ig
February 7, 2026 at 8:53 PM
other comics from 2020 that I still like
February 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM
from 2020. this comic came to me in a dream
February 7, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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WHAT?
My Game Genie is broke.
NO.
Dear lord.
NO.
My life is ruined.
Fuck this Game Genie and game.
February 7, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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Give yourself a point for every one u’ve done 😜🙊

1. Had an owie 😫
2. Drank a fizzy drink 🥵
3. Heard a rap song 😮
4. Eaten a sauce 😳
5. Seen an uncle 🙋‍♂️
6. Done math 🥸
7. Turned a knob 👻
8. Touched a document 🫣
9. Noticed a bug 😱
10. Played badminton 😵‍💫
October 30, 2023 at 9:31 AM
this on the other hand is like the best game ever. you can play as proto man *&* roll! roll attacks with her broom. what more do you fucking want
February 7, 2026 at 4:59 PM
i got this game in like 2006 because i was a big fan of 8-bit theatre, & let me tell you: this game is not even half as funny as that comic. it is boring & is a cowabunga dog sh*t...
February 7, 2026 at 4:56 PM
me when my youtooz kenny plush is still on a cargo ship somewhere in the pacific ocean 😞🤧
February 7, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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“here’s to feeling sad all the time” - Dark Kramer
February 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
nature is sobeautiful… im watching a bacteria scurry around in my backyard.
February 7, 2026 at 3:15 PM
deserved
February 7, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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zero dark hungry
February 7, 2026 at 4:16 AM
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mission style burritos are named after the "mission" to kill osama bin laden
February 7, 2026 at 4:12 AM
sjws be ljke “im so offended” or “I love to check my privalge”. don’t believe me? I’ve seen such things happen in my long life…
February 7, 2026 at 6:07 AM
I cam’p sleep… ung!!! guess I’ll just get up & go draw penises :lesigh:
February 7, 2026 at 6:06 AM