emily dylan 👾
@nachobra.bsky.social
Hello, internets! I'm am emily!!! I’m am a an cartoon comics drawer extraordinaire!! oh, it’s true! :~) 31, she/her, tex-ASS. art: cooloffkidkilowatt.tumblr.com
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emily dylan 👾
@nachobra.bsky.social
· Nov 8
pinned tweet. I mean post. I mean toast. pinned toast.
artstuff: cooloffkidkilowatt.tumblr.com
music/misc: youtube.com/@nachobra
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artstuff: cooloffkidkilowatt.tumblr.com
music/misc: youtube.com/@nachobra
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my job giving me random shifts at any ol hours of the day is probably slowly whittling down my life expectancy. i don't appreciate that if i'm honest
November 17, 2025 at 11:46 AM
my job giving me random shifts at any ol hours of the day is probably slowly whittling down my life expectancy. i don't appreciate that if i'm honest
thats not how you cross out a barcode. you need to deface it with a vertical line. if you do it this way it still scans. just a friendly tip...
November 17, 2025 at 11:43 AM
thats not how you cross out a barcode. you need to deface it with a vertical line. if you do it this way it still scans. just a friendly tip...
if you’re old enoughbto know what this is Fuck Yourself
November 17, 2025 at 3:24 AM
if you’re old enoughbto know what this is Fuck Yourself
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some leftists take skincare too far
The US is becoming an authoritarian state and your concerned about the skincare routine of two podcasts hosts? This is not a commentary about you, but I do think some leftists take skincare too far. To be clear, I'm all for a reasonable level of moisturization, but not to the point of glistening.
November 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
some leftists take skincare too far
I love to till the cows come home
November 16, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I love to till the cows come home
saw this show in the breakroom, even the ai was automatically like “oh yeah this is the show you’re talking about”. yeesh
November 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
saw this show in the breakroom, even the ai was automatically like “oh yeah this is the show you’re talking about”. yeesh
I wish I didn’t hold myself to this double standard where mental health struggles are a serious issue, except for me when I get overwhelmed & start flipping out/melting down, I’m being childish & I just need to toughen up, just stop thinking such bad thoughts. it’s a bit unfair of me, I think
November 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I wish I didn’t hold myself to this double standard where mental health struggles are a serious issue, except for me when I get overwhelmed & start flipping out/melting down, I’m being childish & I just need to toughen up, just stop thinking such bad thoughts. it’s a bit unfair of me, I think
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Fuck Phillip Banks.
Banks wants to empty the Banks, fill our streets with Banks, and run a Bank making operation out of his Banks.
Banks wants to empty the Banks, fill our streets with Banks, and run a Bank making operation out of his Banks.
November 15, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Fuck Phillip Banks.
Banks wants to empty the Banks, fill our streets with Banks, and run a Bank making operation out of his Banks.
Banks wants to empty the Banks, fill our streets with Banks, and run a Bank making operation out of his Banks.
i hate that shit where someone in congress tacks on some unrelated bullshit to a bill, that feels like something that shouldn't be allowed. "hey lemme just add 'ban all hemp' to this budget thing" what does that have to do with the goddamn budget. fuck off with that.
November 16, 2025 at 1:44 PM
i hate that shit where someone in congress tacks on some unrelated bullshit to a bill, that feels like something that shouldn't be allowed. "hey lemme just add 'ban all hemp' to this budget thing" what does that have to do with the goddamn budget. fuck off with that.
had a mental health episode at work today folks. I would personally rank it a 5/10 on my patented funny name for a scale for ranking the severity of such events. can I get an f in chat gamerrs or whatever the hell. who cares. stupid
November 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
had a mental health episode at work today folks. I would personally rank it a 5/10 on my patented funny name for a scale for ranking the severity of such events. can I get an f in chat gamerrs or whatever the hell. who cares. stupid
felt a little bit despaired for 30-45 min, “oh I’m ugly & stupid bawahwooo” but the I got over it suttenly. that’s good, I guess, but I’d rather not feel sadness to begin with. all I want is good vibes & like 2 million dollars & wider hips. is that so much to ask…
November 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
felt a little bit despaired for 30-45 min, “oh I’m ugly & stupid bawahwooo” but the I got over it suttenly. that’s good, I guess, but I’d rather not feel sadness to begin with. all I want is good vibes & like 2 million dollars & wider hips. is that so much to ask…
thinking again about how wild it is that the beatles released eleanor rigby as a single & that it went to #1. like obviously it’s the beatles & it’s one of their best songs but it doesn’t scream “commercial appeal”. like compare it with the other top songs of 1966— it’s kinda different!!
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
thinking again about how wild it is that the beatles released eleanor rigby as a single & that it went to #1. like obviously it’s the beatles & it’s one of their best songs but it doesn’t scream “commercial appeal”. like compare it with the other top songs of 1966— it’s kinda different!!
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"I'll show you my Big Beautiful Bill"
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
"I'll show you my Big Beautiful Bill"
the first guy to notice that africa & south america’s coastlines fit together mustve flipped the fuck out. probably came a little bit. I certainly can’t blame him
November 15, 2025 at 1:46 PM
the first guy to notice that africa & south america’s coastlines fit together mustve flipped the fuck out. probably came a little bit. I certainly can’t blame him
spilled a blob of ketchup on my shirt & just immediately slurped it off. don’t lie & tell me you wouldn’t do the same thing. you are not better than me.
November 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
spilled a blob of ketchup on my shirt & just immediately slurped it off. don’t lie & tell me you wouldn’t do the same thing. you are not better than me.
it pisses me off that computer scientists don't actually understand how ai works. 40 years ago you had to write a whole assembly function with STAs & BEQs all from scratch just to divide 2 numbers, you had to know your shit. now it's "ah its too advanced to figure out" fuck you
November 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
it pisses me off that computer scientists don't actually understand how ai works. 40 years ago you had to write a whole assembly function with STAs & BEQs all from scratch just to divide 2 numbers, you had to know your shit. now it's "ah its too advanced to figure out" fuck you
one time at work there was a lady who was really really really tall. & in that moment, I finally Understood steven universe.
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
one time at work there was a lady who was really really really tall. & in that moment, I finally Understood steven universe.
if I ever came across a dead human body in my day-to-day life I’d probably be freaked out. “yuck!”, I might be heard to say, or perhaps “aaah!”
November 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
if I ever came across a dead human body in my day-to-day life I’d probably be freaked out. “yuck!”, I might be heard to say, or perhaps “aaah!”
gorgeous
Look, It's Baseball
YouTube video by Guided by Voices - Topic
music.youtube.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
gorgeous
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SUPER MARIO BROS. 3
NINTENDO R&D2 1990
NES
NINTENDO R&D2 1990
NES
November 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
SUPER MARIO BROS. 3
NINTENDO R&D2 1990
NES
NINTENDO R&D2 1990
NES
wheb I first heard of flying spaghetti monster I thought “bitch you must be smoking crack!” but the more I thought about it the more sensed it make…
November 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
wheb I first heard of flying spaghetti monster I thought “bitch you must be smoking crack!” but the more I thought about it the more sensed it make…
going back in time & telling scott coffin “dude your 3d models look like shit. they look like fucked up chuck e cheese robots. & don’t turn around & try to spin this criticism into a new video game concept, you’ll probably fail at that too. just give up you dumb loser”
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
going back in time & telling scott coffin “dude your 3d models look like shit. they look like fucked up chuck e cheese robots. & don’t turn around & try to spin this criticism into a new video game concept, you’ll probably fail at that too. just give up you dumb loser”
thinking I can probably get mankind to colonize mars by the year 2146, provided I don’t die in the interim… yes that sounds quite feasible I believe…
November 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
thinking I can probably get mankind to colonize mars by the year 2146, provided I don’t die in the interim… yes that sounds quite feasible I believe…
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Radiohead were originally called Radiogrape but they decided that was too unrelatable since not everyone has a grape
November 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Radiohead were originally called Radiogrape but they decided that was too unrelatable since not everyone has a grape