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emily dylan 👾
@nachobra.bsky.social
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Hello, internets! I'm am emily!!! I’m am a an cartoon comics drawer extraordinaire!! oh, it’s true! :~) 31, she/her, tex-ASS. art: cooloffkidkilowatt.tumblr.com
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chilling scares 👻👻👻
November 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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dreau some beaus
November 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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sweet jesus that is so many airplanes. how are all of those flying in the sky at the same time??? this is a safety hazard. I think all of this should be banned.
November 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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babby
November 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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I’m not trying to start shit but I don’t understand why you would make these 2 posts 5 minutes apart. “bluesky support wants to limit his reach. I don’t really think that” ok well why did you say it?? why’d you go & shift my attention away from original topic? idgi
November 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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am I cute and/or hot. does my face look normal or is it weird & deformed. I can’t don’t make or tell
November 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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i'm glad google invested $100,000,000,000 into this technology, it was worth every penny brother
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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keep losing my shit thinking about this comment re: noted loser ned fulmer
Ned's voice sounds like two balloons rubbing together
November 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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ok so he made it for his son? like “happy birthday son, I bought a nintendo publishing license for you”? or did he code this himself & went “oh I’m on to something here. this could be big”. maybe they had a contractual obligation for a walmart exclusive game. I can’t imagine this turned a profit
November 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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thats not how you cross out a barcode. you need to deface it with a vertical line. if you do it this way it still scans. just a friendly tip...
November 17, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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if you’re old enoughbto know what this is Fuck Yourself
some bullshit
November 17, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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saw this show in the breakroom, even the ai was automatically like “oh yeah this is the show you’re talking about”. yeesh
November 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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thinking again about how wild it is that the beatles released eleanor rigby as a single & that it went to #1. like obviously it’s the beatles & it’s one of their best songs but it doesn’t scream “commercial appeal”. like compare it with the other top songs of 1966— it’s kinda different!!
wikipedia’s billboard hot 100 for 1966 1 "California Dreamin'" The Mamas & the Papas 2 "96 Tears" ? and the Mysterians 3 "What Becomes of the Brokenhearted" Jimmy Ruffin 4 "Last Train to Clarksville" The Monkees 5 "Reach Out I'll Be There" Four Tops 6 "These Boots Are Made for Walkin'" Nancy Sinatra 7 "Cherish" The Association 8 "Strangers in the Night" Frank Sinatra 9 "Kicks" Paul Revere & the Raiders 10 "The Ballad of the Green Berets" SSgt Barry Sadler
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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my hair is so d*mb I never know what to do with it. I’ve always just combed it all straight down, but apparently there’s like other shit you can do. this world has so many stuff…
November 13, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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why is this taking so long. it’s been like 5 or 6 minutes. what if I just shot myself in front of you. I bet then you’d feel bad for “getting windows ready” for so long
November 13, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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whyd this fuckin number call me 4 times on nov 12 of last year & then call me another 3 times today. no other calls in between, no voicemail, what do you want from me you fucking freak…..
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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I was today years old when I realised the joke of this scene is that the fish is going to kill his wife. this show had so many adult jokes that just flute right over our heads 😰
“coming to bed honey yeas dear” - spongefish
November 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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paul, no!!!!
PLAYBOY: "Is there any celebrity you would like to meet?" PAUL: "I wouldn't mind meeting Adolf Hitler."
November 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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george was the funniest beatle actually
PLAYBOY: "Where do they find you-- hiding in your hotel rooms?" JOHN: "No, on the street usually." PLAYBOY: "You mean you're brave enough to venture out into the streets without a bodyguard?" RINGO: "Sure." GEORGE: "We're always on the street. Staggering about." RINGO: "Flogging our bodies." GEORGE: "You catch John sleeping in the gutter occasionally." PLAYBOY: "When people see you in the street, do you ever have any action?" GEORGE: "Well, not really, because when you're walking about, you don't bump into groups of people as a rule. People don't walk 'round in gangs, as a rule." PLAYBOY: "Can you even go out shopping without getting mobbed by them, individually or collectively?" JOHN: "We avoid that." PAUL: "The mountain comes to Mohammed." GEORGE: "The shop comes to us, as he says. But sometimes we just roll into a store and buy stuff and leg out again." PLAYBOY: "Isn't that like looking for trouble?" PAUL: "No, we walk four times faster than the average person." PLAYBOY: "Can you eat safely in restaurants?" GEORGE: "Sure we can. I was there the other night." JOHN: "Where?" GEORGE: "Restaurants."
November 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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I really like this bit. americans have always been freakazoids (www.beatlesinterviews.org/db1965.02pl....)
PAUL: "…alot of Americans are unbalanced. I don't care what you say. No, really. Alot of them are quite normal, of course, but we've met many unbalanced ones. You know the type of person, like the political Whig." PLAYBOY: "How do you mean?" PAUL: "You know... the professional politcal type; in authority sort of thing. Some of them are just mad! And I've met some really maniac American girls! Like this one girl who walked up to me in a press conference and said, 'I'm Lily.' I said, 'Hello, how do you do?' and she said, 'Doesn't my name mean anything to you?' I said, 'Ah, no...' and I thought, 'Oh god, it's one of these people that you've met and you should know.' And so Derek, our press agant, who happened to be there at the time, hanging over my shoulder, giving me quotes, which happens at every press conference... " GEORGE: "You'd better not say that." PAUL: "Oh yes, that's not true, Beatle people! But he was sort of hanging about, and he said, Well did you ring, or did you write, or something?' And she said, 'No.' And he said, 'Well, how did you get in touch with Paul? How do you know him?' And she said, 'Through God.' Well, there was sort of a ghastly silence. I mean, we both sort of gulped and blushed. I said, 'Well, that's very nice, Lily. Thanks very much. I must be off now."' PLAYBOY: "There wasn't a big lightening bolt from the sky?" PAUL: "No, there wasn't. But I talked to her afterward, and she said she'd got a vision from God, and God had said to her..." JOHN: "It's been a hard day's night." PAUL: "No, God had said, 'Listen Lil, Paul is waiting for you; he's in love with you and he wants to marry you, so go down and meet him, and he'll know you right away. It's very funny, you know. I was trying to persuade her that she didn't in actual fact have a vision from God, that it was..." GEORGE: "It was probably somebody disguised as God." PAUL: "You wouldn't hardly ever meet somebody like that in England, but there seemed to be alot like her in America.
November 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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me when I see kenny
November 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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the “sarurdayt night specials”
November 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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heat bet of the universe
November 9, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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I’m catsitting for my sister & man her place is way nicer than mine. but I suppose that’s just one of the perks of having a “degree”
November 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM