Ugh you can’t even suck your homies dick without being called gay these days because of WOKE
May 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Ugh you can’t even suck your homies dick without being called gay these days because of WOKE
why do people leave the bread open
December 19, 2024 at 7:15 AM
why do people leave the bread open
It’s weird that all adult toothpaste are just variations of mint. Just mint. Where’s the creativity? Where’s the innovation?? Where’s my pumpkin spice toothpaste???
December 17, 2024 at 11:13 PM
It’s weird that all adult toothpaste are just variations of mint. Just mint. Where’s the creativity? Where’s the innovation?? Where’s my pumpkin spice toothpaste???
I think this has legs
December 15, 2024 at 12:44 AM
I think this has legs
brb, owning the libs by getting scurvy
imagine a country so furious about drag performers that it voted for polio
December 14, 2024 at 10:14 AM
brb, owning the libs by getting scurvy
If aliens do ever land here, I hope the first thing they do is try pineapple on pizza just to end the discourse once and for all
December 13, 2024 at 3:18 PM
If aliens do ever land here, I hope the first thing they do is try pineapple on pizza just to end the discourse once and for all
a man with impossibly long arms, zero accountability, and a compulsion to invade personal space. what I love about modern horror is the way it taps into very genuine social fears
December 13, 2024 at 3:09 PM
a man with impossibly long arms, zero accountability, and a compulsion to invade personal space. what I love about modern horror is the way it taps into very genuine social fears
😞
Energy drinks are the vapes of the caffeine world while coffee is a cigarette
December 13, 2024 at 7:13 AM
😞
Cool.
Trump's new tune on Project 2025: "I don't disagree with everything in Project 2025 ... they have some things that are very conservative and very good."
December 13, 2024 at 3:26 AM
Cool.
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If this United Healthcare shooting has taught me anything. It’s that this must have been what the Munchkins felt like when a house killed the Wicked Witch of the East and out stepped Judy Garland
December 10, 2024 at 12:33 PM
If this United Healthcare shooting has taught me anything. It’s that this must have been what the Munchkins felt like when a house killed the Wicked Witch of the East and out stepped Judy Garland
This is the most embarrassing article I’ve read in my life and it’s not even close
I have lost the ability to tell if news organizations are actually this out of touch, this uncaring about fact-checking or context, or if this is an editorial agenda to terrify the people who would benefit most from universal healthcare, the elderly.
December 10, 2024 at 6:10 PM
This is the most embarrassing article I’ve read in my life and it’s not even close
All I want is to see Luigi Mangione get the opportunity to give us the world’s most chaotic TED talk
December 9, 2024 at 9:23 PM
All I want is to see Luigi Mangione get the opportunity to give us the world’s most chaotic TED talk
Spotify Wrapped ‘politely’ informed me that my top two songs of the year were by 100 gecs and Death Grips. I might need to start leaning into this persona harder and fully become the gremlin who lives in a soundproof basement, surviving solely on the nourishment of Monster Energy drinks.
December 5, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Spotify Wrapped ‘politely’ informed me that my top two songs of the year were by 100 gecs and Death Grips. I might need to start leaning into this persona harder and fully become the gremlin who lives in a soundproof basement, surviving solely on the nourishment of Monster Energy drinks.
abolish prisons. replace them with everyone having a really scary grandma who enforces community justice
December 2, 2024 at 2:38 PM
abolish prisons. replace them with everyone having a really scary grandma who enforces community justice
Now that we’ve all accepted Die Hard is a Christmas movie we finally get to move on to the unhinged stuff. My Christmas movie is the Shining. A snowed-in setting, family bonding, and a big finale in a maze of winter wonderland? Sounds festive to me
The green knight is a Christmas movie
December 2, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Now that we’ve all accepted Die Hard is a Christmas movie we finally get to move on to the unhinged stuff. My Christmas movie is the Shining. A snowed-in setting, family bonding, and a big finale in a maze of winter wonderland? Sounds festive to me
If someone likes the Beatles: Ugh we get it they were revolutionary
If someone dislikes the Beatles: Ugh we get it they are overrated
The only exciting take on the Beatles is not having a take on the Beatles
If someone dislikes the Beatles: Ugh we get it they are overrated
The only exciting take on the Beatles is not having a take on the Beatles
More men need to tell us they've never been a fan of The Beatles. It shows an independence of thought but also profound intellectual insight; a refusal to run with the herd. I especially like to see it in response to someone expressing their love of the group. It's outspoken, contrary and brave.
December 2, 2024 at 3:05 AM
If someone likes the Beatles: Ugh we get it they were revolutionary
If someone dislikes the Beatles: Ugh we get it they are overrated
The only exciting take on the Beatles is not having a take on the Beatles
If someone dislikes the Beatles: Ugh we get it they are overrated
The only exciting take on the Beatles is not having a take on the Beatles
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Notre Dame before & after is like Ally Sheedy before & after in The Breakfast Club.
This is not a good thing.
This is not a good thing.
November 30, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Notre Dame before & after is like Ally Sheedy before & after in The Breakfast Club.
This is not a good thing.
This is not a good thing.
when i say mutual aid i mean let’s exchange playlists and cry about it later
November 30, 2024 at 9:52 PM
when i say mutual aid i mean let’s exchange playlists and cry about it later