Jess
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Jess
@mynamesjess.bsky.social
· Aug 8
Proving to my bf that Michigan is
actually not a mitten, but rather, Mr. Krabs
actually not a mitten, but rather, Mr. Krabs
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
December 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
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I need oven gloves that look like bear paws so I can say to my mum "hold on I need to take this out of the oven with my bare hands"
December 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I need oven gloves that look like bear paws so I can say to my mum "hold on I need to take this out of the oven with my bare hands"
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get everyone gambling on their phone and then charge them for losing is actually pretty funny
December 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
get everyone gambling on their phone and then charge them for losing is actually pretty funny
I haven’t watched MCU past Endgame and honestly I’m okay with that
December 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I haven’t watched MCU past Endgame and honestly I’m okay with that
Everyone needs to watch this.
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Everyone needs to watch this.
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there’s a woman across the aisle on the bus crocheting a pocket onto a cardigan *that she’s wearing*, incredible, a thing of beauty
December 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
there’s a woman across the aisle on the bus crocheting a pocket onto a cardigan *that she’s wearing*, incredible, a thing of beauty
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he’s like a wind-up toy and you don’t know when it’s just gonna stop and fall on the floor
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
he’s like a wind-up toy and you don’t know when it’s just gonna stop and fall on the floor
Ohhhhh I’m gonna hear from my boss about this one
CBS interrupting the Survivor finale for Trump’s speech is so rude
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Ohhhhh I’m gonna hear from my boss about this one
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man i have never had as many stupid questions as when i worked at Lush, just thinking about it now and we really put retail workers Through It don't we
December 16, 2025 at 12:42 PM
man i have never had as many stupid questions as when i worked at Lush, just thinking about it now and we really put retail workers Through It don't we
Hiding from the real world by watching 90 Day Fiancé and Real Housewives who wants in
December 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Hiding from the real world by watching 90 Day Fiancé and Real Housewives who wants in
Those new coin designs are ugly af
December 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Those new coin designs are ugly af
In 2026, if I see a food I want to try, I’m going to try it. That is my Best Life
December 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
In 2026, if I see a food I want to try, I’m going to try it. That is my Best Life
Just reached out to another potential apartment complex, super happy because I finally found a nice place where I actually make triple the rent and….. friends.
This complex.
Requires that your WEEKLY GROSS INCOME.
Equals one month’s rent.
I give up 😩
This complex.
Requires that your WEEKLY GROSS INCOME.
Equals one month’s rent.
I give up 😩
December 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Just reached out to another potential apartment complex, super happy because I finally found a nice place where I actually make triple the rent and….. friends.
This complex.
Requires that your WEEKLY GROSS INCOME.
Equals one month’s rent.
I give up 😩
This complex.
Requires that your WEEKLY GROSS INCOME.
Equals one month’s rent.
I give up 😩
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bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
December 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
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Black Mirror was meant to be a warning.
The network will integrate betting odds for life-and-death issues into its coverage. What could possibly go wrong?
By @ahjohnson.bsky.social
By @ahjohnson.bsky.social
CNN partners with Kalshi, a gambling app that lets you wager on starvation in Gaza
The network will integrate betting odds for life-and-death issues into its coverage. What could possibly go wrong?
therealnews.com
December 6, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Black Mirror was meant to be a warning.
making potential changes is scary lol
December 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
making potential changes is scary lol
I noticed I was starting to get super stressed at work so I self-regulated by taking a break and getting myself some breakfast, did I do good
December 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I noticed I was starting to get super stressed at work so I self-regulated by taking a break and getting myself some breakfast, did I do good
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If you live in TN-7, get to the polls today and vote for Aftyn!!
December 2, 2025 at 12:06 PM
If you live in TN-7, get to the polls today and vote for Aftyn!!
Have been instructed by my supervisor to give myself turnaround shifts every week for the foreseeable future…
NOT happy about this.
NOT happy about this.
December 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Have been instructed by my supervisor to give myself turnaround shifts every week for the foreseeable future…
NOT happy about this.
NOT happy about this.
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Funniest part of an NFL football game is when the defense gets a turnover and very briefly the football team turns into the theatre club and they do their little performance they rehearsed that week.
December 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Funniest part of an NFL football game is when the defense gets a turnover and very briefly the football team turns into the theatre club and they do their little performance they rehearsed that week.
Oohhhhh it went so good y’all
GONNA HAVE LUNCH AMD MEET SOON UGH WISH ME LUCK
In the process of making a new friend and possibly a future roommate
November 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Oohhhhh it went so good y’all
GONNA HAVE LUNCH AMD MEET SOON UGH WISH ME LUCK
In the process of making a new friend and possibly a future roommate
November 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
GONNA HAVE LUNCH AMD MEET SOON UGH WISH ME LUCK