Mph 🏳️⚧️
@myles-perhour.bsky.social
25, 🏳️⚧️, he/him, coffee enthusiast, yoga appreciator, and just a silly lil guy
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go home if you’re hard or whatever the saying is
June 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
go home if you’re hard or whatever the saying is
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i’m ready
a man is dressed as a clown with a rainbow wig
ALT: a man is dressed as a clown with a rainbow wig
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June 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
i’m ready
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the feminine urge to run away
June 4, 2025 at 7:35 PM
the feminine urge to run away
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Date idea: you buy me wine and cook me dinner while I read my book
June 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Date idea: you buy me wine and cook me dinner while I read my book
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Guys how do I heal myself in 5 minutes
June 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Guys how do I heal myself in 5 minutes
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mind if I come over and then we nap together
June 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
mind if I come over and then we nap together
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don’t bully me i already bully myself enough
June 5, 2025 at 2:04 PM
don’t bully me i already bully myself enough
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i just wanna read literature and fill my head with silly little thoughts until it bursts
February 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
i just wanna read literature and fill my head with silly little thoughts until it bursts
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Resisting the urge to send nudes for warm hugs
February 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Resisting the urge to send nudes for warm hugs
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every trans suicide is a murder
February 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
every trans suicide is a murder
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zookeeper: have you folks seen the lions yet?
me: no, not yet
zookeeper: ok *starts sweating* well stay calm and let someone know when you do
me: no, not yet
zookeeper: ok *starts sweating* well stay calm and let someone know when you do
January 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
zookeeper: have you folks seen the lions yet?
me: no, not yet
zookeeper: ok *starts sweating* well stay calm and let someone know when you do
me: no, not yet
zookeeper: ok *starts sweating* well stay calm and let someone know when you do
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Since we're going back and doing the 40s-50s thing, I guess I should spend less money on food and more on coffee & cigarettes
January 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Since we're going back and doing the 40s-50s thing, I guess I should spend less money on food and more on coffee & cigarettes
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lookin to be cherished
January 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
lookin to be cherished
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ever since i was a little boy i knew i wanted to forget my password
January 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
ever since i was a little boy i knew i wanted to forget my password
I'm off the fucking rails
January 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I'm off the fucking rails
Moshing in the morning to get the energy up
January 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Moshing in the morning to get the energy up
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smoking the weed that makes u gay
January 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
smoking the weed that makes u gay
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Google how much coffee do you have to drink before you get super powers
January 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Google how much coffee do you have to drink before you get super powers
After a brief menty B down, I am back for the sillies
January 17, 2025 at 1:33 PM
After a brief menty B down, I am back for the sillies
Feeling like that plastic bag Katy Perry mentioned
January 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Feeling like that plastic bag Katy Perry mentioned