Katherine
@mycowforbeans.bsky.social
[toby keith voice] i wanna talk about me | she/her
Listennnn. sleeping in a room juice isn't allowed in and hearing her miserable baby cry through the door is one of the hardest things I've had to do
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Listennnn. sleeping in a room juice isn't allowed in and hearing her miserable baby cry through the door is one of the hardest things I've had to do
Reposted by Katherine
Starting a Journey, Continuing a Journey ♡
Blood oath recommended but not strictly required
Blood oath recommended but not strictly required
October 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Starting a Journey, Continuing a Journey ♡
Blood oath recommended but not strictly required
Blood oath recommended but not strictly required
Reposted by Katherine
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.
October 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.
It's almost like I should ""keep doing the exercises"" even ""after the pain goes away"" or something
October 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
It's almost like I should ""keep doing the exercises"" even ""after the pain goes away"" or something
No matter how many times I go to physical therapy for different problems, it all comes back to my weak-ass hips
October 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
No matter how many times I go to physical therapy for different problems, it all comes back to my weak-ass hips
Writing my baseball RPF in my mother-in-law's DMs
October 1, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Writing my baseball RPF in my mother-in-law's DMs
You want us to finish planning our wedding when both of our teams are in the postseason??
September 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
You want us to finish planning our wedding when both of our teams are in the postseason??
there is nothing more comforting to me with regard to how many bugs are in our house than talking to our neighbor and learning that their baby's second word was 'bug' because of how many bugs there are in their house too
September 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
there is nothing more comforting to me with regard to how many bugs are in our house than talking to our neighbor and learning that their baby's second word was 'bug' because of how many bugs there are in their house too
I love group texts
August 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I love group texts
Dorian and I did just open our phones at nearly the same time to make nearly the same post
August 18, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Dorian and I did just open our phones at nearly the same time to make nearly the same post
I get on a zoning call to vote against the nimbys, but the sight of the real estate lawyer for the project immediately has me rabid to vote against the real estate developers
August 18, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I get on a zoning call to vote against the nimbys, but the sight of the real estate lawyer for the project immediately has me rabid to vote against the real estate developers
We get an all staff email whenever someone at work has a baby, sent by their manager, and I just think it's funny that apparently everyone is having a baby and immediately saying I gotta text some pictures of this bad boy to my boss
August 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
We get an all staff email whenever someone at work has a baby, sent by their manager, and I just think it's funny that apparently everyone is having a baby and immediately saying I gotta text some pictures of this bad boy to my boss
The thing that brings me the most joy every day!! Is that my neighbor has a baby and he brings his baby to our window to look at juice!!
August 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The thing that brings me the most joy every day!! Is that my neighbor has a baby and he brings his baby to our window to look at juice!!
Waiting at the airport for the parking shuttle under the big sign that says "zone 3: parking shuttle", and the woman next to me says "I asked chatgpt and it said it's actually zone 4, I'm gonna go look over there" and then walks to zone 2
August 4, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Waiting at the airport for the parking shuttle under the big sign that says "zone 3: parking shuttle", and the woman next to me says "I asked chatgpt and it said it's actually zone 4, I'm gonna go look over there" and then walks to zone 2
I love Houston!!! I love seeing my friends!!! I love when they flirt with the idea of moving to Philadelphia!!!
August 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I love Houston!!! I love seeing my friends!!! I love when they flirt with the idea of moving to Philadelphia!!!
Wanted to change my pfp to one with my new haircut, remembered I took pictures in front of a nice bush the other week, went and looked at them and they're unfortunately all close ups of the inside of my nose because it was burning and I was trying to see what was wrong in there <\3
July 31, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Wanted to change my pfp to one with my new haircut, remembered I took pictures in front of a nice bush the other week, went and looked at them and they're unfortunately all close ups of the inside of my nose because it was burning and I was trying to see what was wrong in there <\3
Reposted by Katherine
the players came out wearing “Pay Us What You Owe Us” shirts
July 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
the players came out wearing “Pay Us What You Owe Us” shirts
The shame of having to see your mother in law when her baseball team is whooping yours
July 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The shame of having to see your mother in law when her baseball team is whooping yours
Reposted by Katherine
Reposted by Katherine
consulting gamefaqs to determine my wife's likes before gifting her a raw fish to max our relationship meter
May 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
consulting gamefaqs to determine my wife's likes before gifting her a raw fish to max our relationship meter
Reposted by Katherine
I'm in the fast lane doing the speed limit because that's as fast as you can go 😊 everybody beeps at me to thank me for keeping them safe
Agreed. Some people go faster the speed limit and some people stay in the left longer than needed, it happens. This Speed Limit Crusader dufus filling the left lane because "its not my problem ur breaking the law" is a good example of why many things in life are worse than they need to be.
May 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I'm in the fast lane doing the speed limit because that's as fast as you can go 😊 everybody beeps at me to thank me for keeping them safe
Some people were just not meant to take apart elfa closet systems 🤘😔
May 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Some people were just not meant to take apart elfa closet systems 🤘😔
We are their SECOND move of the day. And going from one three story row home to another!!
May 17, 2025 at 10:13 PM
We are their SECOND move of the day. And going from one three story row home to another!!
Movers are superheroes. I don't know how they do it, except by being much much stronger than me
May 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Movers are superheroes. I don't know how they do it, except by being much much stronger than me
Reposted by Katherine
April 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM