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MWunicorn
@mwunicorn.bsky.social
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Expert napper, mediocre opinion haver, unicorn
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I'm only an amateur historian, but it is well known that the proper and historically accurate reply to a "Roman Salute" is a baseball bat
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Bummer birthday is right 😅

#crowdcontrol
November 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The Rams deserve to lose because of their jerseys
November 17, 2025 at 12:06 AM
NEW ACHIEVEMENT:
you've finished every available book in the Dungeon Crawler Carl Series
Reward: you laughed you cried... isn't that reward enough? Touch grass loser
November 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Just got back from seeing Nuremberg.
Incredible performances by the cast.
Can't watch it and not think about modern similarities.
November 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
1) Independent media. News organizations have to independently owned and operated. No stocks, no conglomerates, basically ran like a nonprofit
2) social media is banned. We've proven as a society that we can't handle it
3) Trump voters can't vote for 10 years or until they pass a basic civics test
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
@grateful42069.bsky.social

when are you coming to visit, and why is it this time next year

www.ogdenpet.com/events/2025/...
11th Annual Ogden's Big Lebowski Festival
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November 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper

www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Don't forget to cancel your free trial to FOX sports now
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
If Dodgers hold on to this Yamamoto has got to be MVP right?
November 2, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I've walked a mile pacing while watching this game
November 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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They’re cooking over on /r/baseball right now
October 28, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Big Watermelon getting some free pop tonight
October 28, 2025 at 6:06 AM
We're going 16, aren't we?
October 28, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Deport Blake Treinan
October 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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"Fascism is a temper tantrum disguised as an ideology" is a great line
Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
September 19, 2025 at 2:58 PM
If the Tasmanian Devil was a QB it'd be Baker Mayfield
September 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Replacing "transgender is like ferrari" with "transgender is like microwave" from now on after this great bit
September 15, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Not tackling on special teams is a bold move cotton let's see how this plays out
September 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I won't tell people how to feel, just be careful about what you say.
This site is very public and this administration hates you
September 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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They used Big Balls getting beat up as an example of the violence in DC and the explanation for bringing the National Guard. Charlie is one of their most popular and influential voices with the online set. He matters a lot to the administration.
Well shit the video of Kirk taking one to the neck is rough. No blood or gore but he definitely takes a round to the neck in front of a large crowd.

This is going to get quite quite bad now. The republicans are going to be out for blood.

Stay safe yall.
September 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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How did Mr Beast get this far in life with such little charisma
September 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Elect me president and I'll make sure no one has to suffer Mr Beast again
September 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
In random cool news... I know one of the new SNL cast members
September 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Is Gavin Newsome trolling Trump into rage induced strokes? Hopefully

Will Gavin Newsome post about how he's saddened Trump has passed and that we shouldn't speak ill of the dead? Almost certainly
September 1, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Step 0 in the deMAGAfication of this country has to be breaking up media empires. All media should be independently operated.
August 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM