MvelaseP
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MvelaseP
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Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source
January 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source...
January 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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This is the second video I've seen on YouTube of these two randoms being gagged that they look alike. I'm sorry but do white people not know they all look exactly the same? This is Justin Bieber. This is Troye Sivan. This is Timothee Chalamet. This is Boq from Wicked. This is every serial killer.
January 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Related behavior: normalize reposting links to articles, not screenshots, please and thank you.
For people used to the “like to boost a post” algorithms from X & Threads, that doesn’t work here. If you like something and want more people to see it, RT it.
January 10, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I literally had to Google to double-check. But yep, technically, he was born in the Union of South Africa because we only became the Republic of South Africa in 1961.
Makes sense when you realize he’s South African
November 25, 2024 at 8:43 AM
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Disney settles the “die hard is a Xmas movie” debate once and for all 😂😂
November 24, 2024 at 2:25 PM
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Politico is reporting Trump will name Dr. Ladapo of Florida to a senior spot, likely Surgeon General or Assistant HHS.

This would be a horrifying pick for trans people. He's responsible for Florida's adult trans ban, and works with SEGM/Anti-trans global movement.

He's also an ardent anti-vaxxer.
November 20, 2024 at 12:38 AM
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Being short & sweet :)
November 19, 2024 at 2:50 PM
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I’d truly forgotten the joy of a linear social timeline.
November 19, 2024 at 12:46 PM
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🚨 @jpbrammer.bsky.social has not been added to Bottoms of Bluesky. Unfortunately, he is a strict top.
November 19, 2024 at 4:58 AM
🤣🤣🤣🤣
🚨 @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social has been added to Bottoms of Bluesky
November 19, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Oh, I can finally literally be a beautiful chocolate man!
Woolworths made the actual thing they pretended to make for an April fools joke!!!

This is not a drill! 😂😂🙌🏻
November 19, 2024 at 3:54 PM
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Caught in the shackles of societal norms. Too broke for actual courtship and moaning about these expensive dates no one is demanding. Protecting their imaginary gold. So happy to not be apart of that mess because baby:
a grey range rover is parked on the street
ALT: a grey range rover is parked on the street
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November 19, 2024 at 3:49 PM
We really dodged a bullet with that one!
November 19, 2024 at 3:44 PM
I didn't need to know that.
Did you know that tonsils can grow back after removal?
November 19, 2024 at 10:30 AM
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Seeing some of my Twitter favs popping on here warms my cold heart!
Hiiiiiii @fagtanica.bsky.social @moniqueweits.bsky.social @mvelasep.bsky.social @tanyajunghans.bsky.social 🫶🏾 missed ya!
November 16, 2024 at 6:09 AM
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I just want to point out that Charlotte Brontë wrote about women and men excitedly ejaculating all the time. As a synonym for "to exclaim".
yes, we know what skeet means. yes, that’s the joke. unclutch your pearls.
November 15, 2024 at 12:16 PM
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“who’s the main audience on bluesky?”
November 14, 2024 at 7:51 PM
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A great many of y’all simply aren’t attractive or interesting enough to get away with giving people unsolicited advice.

I know, I know. But you’ve been lied to by many people.

I’m not a liar. You’re not hot enough to be talking to random strangers about SAD lamps and vitamins. You’re not.
November 15, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Anyone advocating for "skeets" never got low upon the orders of Lil Jon, The East Side Boyz, & The Ying Yang Twins.
Guys, please don't let "skeets" stick

The experiment in decentralized naming decisions has resulted in the worst possible term

How about skoots? Can we bring back skoots? Bluesky OGs, help me out here, remember skoots?
November 15, 2024 at 9:36 AM
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April 28, 2023 at 8:38 AM
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so we moved to bluesky
November 15, 2024 at 4:53 AM
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Repost if you’re also looking for South Africa Twitter. 🇿🇦

No DNA, just RSA.
World champions, ASSEMBLE.
November 15, 2024 at 8:03 AM
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Bringing back the fail whale.
November 14, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Looking for that one person who I can follow and then will unlock where all my Twitter mutuals are on BlueSky.
thanos from avengers : infinity war is holding a glowing glove in his hand .
ALT: thanos from avengers : infinity war is holding a glowing glove in his hand .
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November 14, 2024 at 3:21 PM