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They'll build a statue to the first reporter who tells this old dumbass to eat shit on camera
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
They'll build a statue to the first reporter who tells this old dumbass to eat shit on camera
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Nothing will top the one that was like “thank god for AI restaurants now know not to seat you outdoors when it’s raining”
It’s amazing how much of this advertising is “you know that thing you were already doing without any issues? What if your phone told you to do it?”
November 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Nothing will top the one that was like “thank god for AI restaurants now know not to seat you outdoors when it’s raining”
Saint of Circumstance!
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Saint of Circumstance!
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
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FIFTH WALK SIGN IS ON TO CROSS FIFTH 🏐🏐🏐
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
FIFTH WALK SIGN IS ON TO CROSS FIFTH 🏐🏐🏐
Fuck Papa John’s pizza.
Nasty food. Nasty university.
Nasty food. Nasty university.
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Fuck Papa John’s pizza.
Nasty food. Nasty university.
Nasty food. Nasty university.
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on top of everything else, nuzzi has the sensibilities of your most embarrassing friend. a guy alternates between saying he wants her to have his children and ghosting her, and she's wringing her hands trying to figure out if they're really in love
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
on top of everything else, nuzzi has the sensibilities of your most embarrassing friend. a guy alternates between saying he wants her to have his children and ghosting her, and she's wringing her hands trying to figure out if they're really in love
The people are talking about Pitt
November 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
The people are talking about Pitt
College volleyball on every tv at the haven is a small “women’s sports are on the rise” moments
November 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
College volleyball on every tv at the haven is a small “women’s sports are on the rise” moments
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Lots of people think this is fine: manly, bold, “genuine,” “telling it like it is.“. Lots of people will approve.
Shitty people, shitty values, shitty culture.
Shitty people, shitty values, shitty culture.
Trump responds to a detailed report about his waning energy and propensity to sleep through on-camera events by calling the New York Times's Katie Rogers ugly
November 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Lots of people think this is fine: manly, bold, “genuine,” “telling it like it is.“. Lots of people will approve.
Shitty people, shitty values, shitty culture.
Shitty people, shitty values, shitty culture.
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Sending emails to automatic replies all morning is how I’ll watch The Last Waltz. Levin Helm would’ve hated this.
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Sending emails to automatic replies all morning is how I’ll watch The Last Waltz. Levin Helm would’ve hated this.
Me explaining ACC tiebreaker scenarios to my family on Thursday
November 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Me explaining ACC tiebreaker scenarios to my family on Thursday
For funsies - Mike Tomlin
it is hard to put into words how crazy every penn state fan is going thanks to this adam breneman tweet
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
For funsies - Mike Tomlin
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questions being raised by my statement should be answered by my statement
Nvidia, $NVDA, has said it is "not Enron."
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
questions being raised by my statement should be answered by my statement
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November 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
How stinky is Notre Dame basketball? Good god. That salmon was left in the car for weeks.
After last night's loss to Quinnipiac, KenPom favors Pitt to win three of its remaining 24 games -- vs. Hofstra (12/7), vs. Binghamton (12/17) and vs. Notre Dame (2/21).
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
How stinky is Notre Dame basketball? Good god. That salmon was left in the car for weeks.
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I just rewatched Pitt's fake punt on the Spanish-language broadcast replay. After Blue Hicks slipped and went down, the announced goes "no no nonono!" in the most perfect Spanish way possible.
November 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I just rewatched Pitt's fake punt on the Spanish-language broadcast replay. After Blue Hicks slipped and went down, the announced goes "no no nonono!" in the most perfect Spanish way possible.
My mother used to cook almost everything the day of Thanksgiving and that feels at best… chaotic as hell?
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
My mother used to cook almost everything the day of Thanksgiving and that feels at best… chaotic as hell?
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This is the funniest planned economy ever
A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
Exclusive: How Trump is trying to remake American culture — starting with his favorite buddy-cop franchise
The president is offering some creative input on potential upcoming projects.
www.semafor.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
This is the funniest planned economy ever
It’s not even Thanksgiving and yet again I’m saying you have to fire someone.
November 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
It’s not even Thanksgiving and yet again I’m saying you have to fire someone.
What in the hell
The Jameis Winston experience, summed up in one play.
November 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
What in the hell
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This is not the best 100-yard INT return by a Pittsburgh linebacker on a zone blitz in my lifetime, but it's gotta be No. 2
November 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
This is not the best 100-yard INT return by a Pittsburgh linebacker on a zone blitz in my lifetime, but it's gotta be No. 2
Hooting. Hollering. Things of that nature.
November 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Hooting. Hollering. Things of that nature.