Buddy
@musicwhileawake.bsky.social
QA engineer/AppSec. I dabble in politics, puns, theater, art, and music. I'm probably joking 🙃
Why is it that half the time I’m in a 737 MAX there’s more air leaking out of the light fixture than actually coming out the air vent?
June 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Why is it that half the time I’m in a 737 MAX there’s more air leaking out of the light fixture than actually coming out the air vent?
Remember when money laundering operations *cost* money?
So Trump launched a meme coin on Friday night, just days before becoming President, and entities he controls retain 80% of the coin. And the coin passed a $9 billion market cap in just hours.
I just can't...
I just can't...
January 18, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Remember when money laundering operations *cost* money?
Soon, on an X, the everything app, live stream:
*Elon voice* "Hey guys, check out this awesome code I'm writing"
*Your NodeJS FizzBuzz code submission scrolls the screen with keyboard mashing sounds coming through Elon's mic.*
"It's really advanced stuff, but It will take hours to compile..."
*Elon voice* "Hey guys, check out this awesome code I'm writing"
*Your NodeJS FizzBuzz code submission scrolls the screen with keyboard mashing sounds coming through Elon's mic.*
"It's really advanced stuff, but It will take hours to compile..."
January 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Soon, on an X, the everything app, live stream:
*Elon voice* "Hey guys, check out this awesome code I'm writing"
*Your NodeJS FizzBuzz code submission scrolls the screen with keyboard mashing sounds coming through Elon's mic.*
"It's really advanced stuff, but It will take hours to compile..."
*Elon voice* "Hey guys, check out this awesome code I'm writing"
*Your NodeJS FizzBuzz code submission scrolls the screen with keyboard mashing sounds coming through Elon's mic.*
"It's really advanced stuff, but It will take hours to compile..."
Reposted by Buddy
Kendrick Lamar Hit With Drive-By Summons Outside L.A. Nightclub
theonion.com/kendric...
theonion.com/kendric...
January 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Kendrick Lamar Hit With Drive-By Summons Outside L.A. Nightclub
theonion.com/kendric...
theonion.com/kendric...
Once this whole thing unravels, I would pay cash money for a Nabokov style memoir (think Despair, Lolita, etc) of Elon Musk with an unreliable narrator that thinks himself a genius, but it's clear he's just cringe in a suit.
January 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Once this whole thing unravels, I would pay cash money for a Nabokov style memoir (think Despair, Lolita, etc) of Elon Musk with an unreliable narrator that thinks himself a genius, but it's clear he's just cringe in a suit.
Meta's sites were full of disinformation even with these tools. If generative AI ever lives up to the hype, you'll know because moderation systems will work properly. I'm not holding my breath for that.
NEW: Meta has quietly dismantled the system that prevented misinformation from spreading in the United States. Machine-learning classifiers that once identified viral hoaxes and limited their reach have now been switched off, Platformer has learned www.platformer.news/meta-ends-mi...
January 15, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Meta's sites were full of disinformation even with these tools. If generative AI ever lives up to the hype, you'll know because moderation systems will work properly. I'm not holding my breath for that.
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The real lesson of Zuckerberg and Musk is that some people are just born with loser stink on them that no amount of wealth or power will ever scrub off
January 12, 2025 at 6:27 AM
The real lesson of Zuckerberg and Musk is that some people are just born with loser stink on them that no amount of wealth or power will ever scrub off
The best kind of full is a big bowl of ramen with pork belly full.
May 29, 2024 at 7:53 PM
The best kind of full is a big bowl of ramen with pork belly full.
Spelunky IRL. Someone should look into Derek Yu’s whereabouts.
Most cyberpunk image you'll see in the real world this month.
You may enjoy the alt-text, which provides context. Not that this image isn't glorious sans context...
You may enjoy the alt-text, which provides context. Not that this image isn't glorious sans context...
March 16, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Spelunky IRL. Someone should look into Derek Yu’s whereabouts.
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If your tamale purchase doesn't look like a drug deal, you aren't getting the best
October 16, 2023 at 7:14 PM
If your tamale purchase doesn't look like a drug deal, you aren't getting the best