"We have zero strong evidence that they do but we now have to leave the door open because our former addict, uneducated, brain worm boss needs to continue his grift"

WTF kind of chair is the sentient catcher's mitt sitting on?

Good one for this

*wheezing*

OMG, when someone said she looked like yassified Squidward, I hadn't realized exactly how close the resemblance was!

And yet they always find the political will to allow yet another hotel to build, even while the current ones are under capacity and understaffed.

I know this wouldn’t solve the housing crisis, but surely it could help?

Question— the city I’m in (In CA) has a lot of commercial vacancy, and a housing crisis. Meanwhile, what seem to me like a sizable number of old houses (Victorian & early 20th century) were zoned as commercial, probably in the 50s/60s. Is there a reason why we can’t just rezone & restore?

“Baby, it’s worm inside.”

I feel it’s important that people remember the “worm in my brain” thing was used in divorce proceedings as an attempt to lower the amount of money he would give his wife and, after she killed herself, suddenly wasn’t a worm.

“A trillion little deaths a minute, collecting quickly around your ankles, tethering you to the beach, dividing you from the sea.”

What a gross way to talk about your orgasms.

“The waxing gibbous moon is over my head. A thought bubble, it shines blankly.”

We know, Olivia.

Wild that Nuzzi is going with "RFK committed fraud by claiming to have been disabled due to a worm which he now has decided was never real" as a defense.

Crazy that Nuzzi thought a year of journalism school entitled her to plumb the depths of RFK's Emersonian mind...or the parts therein not already plumbed by the worm.

reposting this a lot

"I hated the idea of an intruder therein" is the worst sentence in the entire language.