Muscular Mothman
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Convincing Robert F. Kennedy Jr. that the blue fluid from bus toilets is a wave-disrupting proton immunity elixir. He signs up for a $1200 monthly subscription for a two-ounce vial. "You have to rub it on your gums," I tell him. "Of course," he answers. It sounds like sneakers in a running dryer.
May 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Convincing Robert F. Kennedy Jr. that the blue fluid from bus toilets is a wave-disrupting proton immunity elixir. He signs up for a $1200 monthly subscription for a two-ounce vial. "You have to rub it on your gums," I tell him. "Of course," he answers. It sounds like sneakers in a running dryer.
Logging Birth of a Nation on letterboxd but giving it 1.5 stars so everyone knows I don't agree with the film.
March 12, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Logging Birth of a Nation on letterboxd but giving it 1.5 stars so everyone knows I don't agree with the film.
Telling my girlfriend im "twisted" before smoking my 7th bong of the hour
March 7, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Telling my girlfriend im "twisted" before smoking my 7th bong of the hour
I bet a bird picking parasites off my back would feel so good
February 25, 2025 at 8:26 AM
I bet a bird picking parasites off my back would feel so good
Buddy i think you needed more tummy time as a baby
February 18, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Buddy i think you needed more tummy time as a baby
Google has gone too far.
February 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Google has gone too far.
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elon musk quote tweeting a picture of a swastika: this is interesting
dr chomcley, washington post, phd: sir i must implore you to explain what you mean by this. did you know this is actually a symbol used by-
i put my phone down
i hear a pigeon outside
and rain on the roof
dr chomcley, washington post, phd: sir i must implore you to explain what you mean by this. did you know this is actually a symbol used by-
i put my phone down
i hear a pigeon outside
and rain on the roof
February 9, 2025 at 12:26 PM
elon musk quote tweeting a picture of a swastika: this is interesting
dr chomcley, washington post, phd: sir i must implore you to explain what you mean by this. did you know this is actually a symbol used by-
i put my phone down
i hear a pigeon outside
and rain on the roof
dr chomcley, washington post, phd: sir i must implore you to explain what you mean by this. did you know this is actually a symbol used by-
i put my phone down
i hear a pigeon outside
and rain on the roof
Nice forbidden secrets in ancient tomes. Too bad I easily comprehended them.
February 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Nice forbidden secrets in ancient tomes. Too bad I easily comprehended them.
Im pretty confident i could withstand at least 2 magic missiles hitting me
January 31, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Im pretty confident i could withstand at least 2 magic missiles hitting me
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John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.
January 26, 2025 at 6:47 AM
John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.
Smoking a new strain of clown weed called "Pagliacci wept"
January 22, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Smoking a new strain of clown weed called "Pagliacci wept"
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the banning of tiktok is another painful reminder to buy physical copies of your media. i have dozens of dvds of an ai voice reading reddit comments over unrelated minecraft footage.
January 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
the banning of tiktok is another painful reminder to buy physical copies of your media. i have dozens of dvds of an ai voice reading reddit comments over unrelated minecraft footage.
After the Butlerian Jihad, what kind of Mentat would you be? I'd roll my eyes back and tell you any sandwich recipe or any elder scrolls lore
January 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
After the Butlerian Jihad, what kind of Mentat would you be? I'd roll my eyes back and tell you any sandwich recipe or any elder scrolls lore
I really hope the Ready or Not sequel is called Here I Come
January 10, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I really hope the Ready or Not sequel is called Here I Come
Requesting my last meal to be one of those DESSICANT: DO NOT EAT satchels
January 3, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Requesting my last meal to be one of those DESSICANT: DO NOT EAT satchels
Hearing the words "newfriends can't triforce" and activating like an MKULTRA subject
January 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Hearing the words "newfriends can't triforce" and activating like an MKULTRA subject
Love to get back to Canberra in time for Summernats, Australia's most annoying festival!
January 1, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Love to get back to Canberra in time for Summernats, Australia's most annoying festival!
Woah, I can't believe its been 365 days since I last showered!
December 31, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Woah, I can't believe its been 365 days since I last showered!
Japan has so many of those weird urinals that blow piss back into your face. Glad to be leaving this piss soaked country.
December 29, 2024 at 9:30 AM
Japan has so many of those weird urinals that blow piss back into your face. Glad to be leaving this piss soaked country.
Full pack of cigs and this izakaya is playing Interstellar, sitting down, listening and learning
December 27, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Full pack of cigs and this izakaya is playing Interstellar, sitting down, listening and learning
They call it the JR lines because the temperature is Just Right for me to fall asleep on the train.
December 27, 2024 at 2:15 AM
They call it the JR lines because the temperature is Just Right for me to fall asleep on the train.
Every time I ride a shinkansen I weep thinking about Australian trains
December 26, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Every time I ride a shinkansen I weep thinking about Australian trains
Love to find im on a list called "confirmed transphobes" and then have the creator block me when I ask why. Normal thing to do.
December 26, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Love to find im on a list called "confirmed transphobes" and then have the creator block me when I ask why. Normal thing to do.