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murph ?!?!
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they/he • 19 • donnie darko enthusiast
words can be found at https://doggoneconfessional.substack.com/
hi i have not used this app in ages but i am just popping on to say i love my local diy/hardcore music scene :) best concert/mosh of my life last night + crowdsurfed for the first time!! bruised and scraped up from falling but god i love my life
January 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
late merry christmas + happy hanukkah!
December 26, 2024 at 3:09 PM
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Hey, friends: One of my favourite dark-season stories, "St. Polypous Stares at the Sun," is temporarily FREE FOR YE over at my Patreon, Fake Folktales!
www.patreon.com/posts/st-pol...
St. Polypous Stares at the Sun | Rachel Hartman
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December 12, 2024 at 4:57 PM
i got an A on this !!!!!!! very very proud and you should take that into account and give it a read :D
December 10, 2024 at 10:49 PM
if i do this i’d likely get ~10 copies printed in advance and then do preorders for the rest i suppose? they’d probably cost around $15 — the cost of printing and shipping plus a couple bucks for me as well! i don’t really care about profit though it’s more about having physical copies of my work
thinking of self-publishing a little book of poetry + short fiction… eek!!!
December 10, 2024 at 4:55 AM
thinking of self-publishing a little book of poetry + short fiction… eek!!!
December 10, 2024 at 4:50 AM
i hate situationships
December 10, 2024 at 1:56 AM
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When you ask Italian’s about Luigi Mangione
December 9, 2024 at 8:02 PM
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(logs onto Bluesky after two hours of meetings)

Did a new Mario Bros trailer drop or
December 9, 2024 at 7:15 PM
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Many people are saying this is the McDonald’s employee who snitched on the backpack shooter.
December 9, 2024 at 5:48 PM
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would be pretty funny if luigi mangione was the wrong guy they picked up after the CEO assassin look alike contest
December 9, 2024 at 10:35 PM
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I'm not convinced that the politics of the killer matter more than the politics of the act.
December 9, 2024 at 9:18 PM
to be clear i'm not idolizing the guy i just think this is one of the absolute funniest things to happen this year
December 9, 2024 at 10:20 PM
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Burger King: We Won’t Turn You In To The Feds™
December 9, 2024 at 7:07 PM
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What restaurant would be the most embarrassing place to get arrested for a vigilante murder and why is it McDonald’s
December 9, 2024 at 7:32 PM
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Luigi continues to have the most interesting lore of the Super Mario universe
December 9, 2024 at 7:28 PM
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After I got my doctorate in health admin, I could have taken a cushy job atop a corporate health firm & gotten rich off denying claims, but instead, I chose a low-paying civil service job to help care for Veterans & the Military. So don't give me that "he was only doing his job" crap.
December 9, 2024 at 6:14 PM
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he's a 10 but he brings a manifesto to McDonald's
December 9, 2024 at 8:29 PM
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Developing: Pennsylvania Burger King chains have updated their slogan:

"Here, snitches get stitches"
December 9, 2024 at 9:31 PM
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December 9, 2024 at 7:24 PM
okay i am done talking about gay lord of the rings oops sorry! academia really will have you creating long bsky threads about hobbits being queer. i <3 university
December 8, 2024 at 11:50 PM
never thought i'd be writing an essay about the homosexual subtext in frodo and sam's relationship (and how trying to reduce it to singularly platonic or romantic does a disservice to the portrayal of the queer experience) for a college class but well! here we are
December 8, 2024 at 11:43 PM
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here is my final essay on arcadia by tom stoppard!! please give it a read if you have any itnerest -- i am very very proud of this piece :-)
Fancying the Wrong People: Arcadia, Chaos Theory, and the Intricacies of Interpersonal Connections
the following is a final essay from a literary studies university course.
open.substack.com
December 8, 2024 at 7:49 PM
might actually start using the vestigial substack i made months ago! will keep yall updated but it will likely be poetry and similar literary/etc rants like the ones i just posted screenshots of :-)
December 8, 2024 at 7:38 PM