Murkytowels
@murkytowels.bsky.social
Bartender, cosplayer, artist (debatable) and twitch streamer (who will actually be streaming again very soon.) Owner of some of the biggest Bahongas this side of the Brown Snake in Meanjin
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Murkytowels
@murkytowels.bsky.social
· Nov 26
Have some of my greatest hits since I haven't put them here yet
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Hiiiiiii my new Bench Press pb is 115kg (255lbs roughly)
November 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Hiiiiiii my new Bench Press pb is 115kg (255lbs roughly)
MEGA CHIMECHO I KNOW THATS FUCKING RIGHT FOR ONE OF MY OG FAVES
November 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
MEGA CHIMECHO I KNOW THATS FUCKING RIGHT FOR ONE OF MY OG FAVES
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I saw Marge with Piccolo's cape and I couldn't stop my hands from moving.
November 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I saw Marge with Piccolo's cape and I couldn't stop my hands from moving.
Florence Welch they can never make me hate you.
November 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Florence Welch they can never make me hate you.
Just gonna weigh in on this as someone who 1: has worked with dogs professionally 2: used to stream 3-5 times a week and 3: is extremely politically left leaning.
There is no excuse for any form of shock collar on dogs. If you use one it is either selfish, abuse, or you are training them poorly.
There is no excuse for any form of shock collar on dogs. If you use one it is either selfish, abuse, or you are training them poorly.
October 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Just gonna weigh in on this as someone who 1: has worked with dogs professionally 2: used to stream 3-5 times a week and 3: is extremely politically left leaning.
There is no excuse for any form of shock collar on dogs. If you use one it is either selfish, abuse, or you are training them poorly.
There is no excuse for any form of shock collar on dogs. If you use one it is either selfish, abuse, or you are training them poorly.
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Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
September 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
I think the world is getting a point where performers need to stipulate in their booking fees and rules that AI art can't be used to promote their event. Because the amount of times I'm seeing queens/burlesque artists promoted with AI art and they say nothing is getting on my nerves.
September 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I think the world is getting a point where performers need to stipulate in their booking fees and rules that AI art can't be used to promote their event. Because the amount of times I'm seeing queens/burlesque artists promoted with AI art and they say nothing is getting on my nerves.
Connie and carla is the best bad film ever made. Also it isn't bad it's amazing. It should have won 17 oscars
September 13, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Connie and carla is the best bad film ever made. Also it isn't bad it's amazing. It should have won 17 oscars
List of atrocities my boyfriend has committed
1: when we hired cleaners he hired the French.
1: when we hired cleaners he hired the French.
September 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
List of atrocities my boyfriend has committed
1: when we hired cleaners he hired the French.
1: when we hired cleaners he hired the French.
Not the best photo because I had to sneak it while the PT was in the shower 😅
September 3, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Not the best photo because I had to sneak it while the PT was in the shower 😅
At a point in my life where I have nightmares about my pants ripping. Not because I think it's embarrassing, but because pants cost money and I don't want to have to buy more pants.
September 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
At a point in my life where I have nightmares about my pants ripping. Not because I think it's embarrassing, but because pants cost money and I don't want to have to buy more pants.
Love seeing beautiful queer love and finding ways to show that through adversity.
As a part of the Raid-Train incentive, my fiance @jontinpaul.bsky.social agreed to shave his head in solidarity since I was losing my hair from chemo <3 wtf
September 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Love seeing beautiful queer love and finding ways to show that through adversity.
When will the bears stop using AI to create the worst softcore porn imaginable. When will it end
September 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
When will the bears stop using AI to create the worst softcore porn imaginable. When will it end
I lifted a moo deng apparently (I did not track this correctly at all and probably lifted like 2x more)
September 1, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I lifted a moo deng apparently (I did not track this correctly at all and probably lifted like 2x more)
Need it to be November so I can finally have a dog and feel true joy again
August 28, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Need it to be November so I can finally have a dog and feel true joy again
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25 yeas ago today, Paper Mario (Mario Story) first released in Japan onto the N64 (2000). Happy Anniversary to the one that started the Paper Mario series!
#retro #art #gaming #PaperMario
#retro #art #gaming #PaperMario
August 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
25 yeas ago today, Paper Mario (Mario Story) first released in Japan onto the N64 (2000). Happy Anniversary to the one that started the Paper Mario series!
#retro #art #gaming #PaperMario
#retro #art #gaming #PaperMario
The bald spot is becoming apparent. The Mr. Cleanening is most likely due for EOY so I should enjoy my hair while I can
August 3, 2025 at 9:28 AM
The bald spot is becoming apparent. The Mr. Cleanening is most likely due for EOY so I should enjoy my hair while I can
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I've been studying non-stop every day to become a top-notch forensic scientist! 🧪💗
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📷: marlolouden
#AceAttorney #EmaSkye
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📷: marlolouden
#AceAttorney #EmaSkye
July 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I've been studying non-stop every day to become a top-notch forensic scientist! 🧪💗
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📷: marlolouden
#AceAttorney #EmaSkye
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📷: marlolouden
#AceAttorney #EmaSkye
I'm so serious when I say do not talk to me on August 1st. I will be exclusively listening to the subway by chappell roan the entire day and do not want to be disturbed while crying
July 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I'm so serious when I say do not talk to me on August 1st. I will be exclusively listening to the subway by chappell roan the entire day and do not want to be disturbed while crying
I keep having dreams that I tell French people I can speak French and they then start speaking French at the speed of a Nicki Minaj verse and I have a panic attack.
July 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I keep having dreams that I tell French people I can speak French and they then start speaking French at the speed of a Nicki Minaj verse and I have a panic attack.
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Gotta make sure this video of Jazell Barbie Royale circulates on here once a month like it did on X
November 15, 2024 at 8:10 AM
Gotta make sure this video of Jazell Barbie Royale circulates on here once a month like it did on X
Sometimes I like how my arms look too
July 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Sometimes I like how my arms look too