Helix
murderdeathhug.bsky.social
Helix
@murderdeathhug.bsky.social
The fat and the courteous
Alt: @helixtigerbear.bsky.social

He/him
Ypsilanti MI
I don't LIKE getting my blood drawn, but it's usually not a big deal. This time I almost passed out - I had the shakes , cold sweat, the whole thing. Then, the phlebotomist blew a vein, so now I've got a big lump on my forearm that I know is harmless, but it's still really freaking me out
November 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Ok, gotta wait until I have to pee before I go get my labs done.

Time to go! *uses the bathroom as part of the Leaving The House checklist* wait no
November 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I lost a bunch of weight and now my fleece wizard cloak is too voluminous
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
My doctor's office keeps bugging me to use the patient portal, but I have to get them to email me a code and then it expires really fast and trying to get a new one is a pain. They really make it so difficult to just pass through a glowing rift that's been waiting for me for countless millennia
November 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Under new head of Paramount David Ellison, the studio has drawn up a list of actors who opposed the Gaza genocide and will not allow them to appear in its films and TV shows.

Does this sound familiar?

Also, "Ellison is reportedly aiming to take over Warner Bros. next."
Paramount Has Blacklist for Stars Deemed “Overtly Antisemitic” — World of Reel
It sure looks like the likes of Javier Bardem, Joaquin Phoenix, Emma Stone, and Mark Ruffalo won’t be making movies for Paramount in the foreseeable future.
www.worldofreel.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Ok, so this teen girl has to create a psychic link with her boyfriend, their principal, and a terrifying angel, and then they travel inside her little brother's mitochondria to convince the little blue shrimp mice in there to turn into seaweed after some space bird monsters told them not to
November 6, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Using the Mangekyou Sharingan to trap all of the ninja in Konoha in a timeless genjutsu where instead of torturing them they have to do a bunch of therapy worksheets
November 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Thanks to daylight savings time, today I learned that my gym doesn't open until 7 AM on the weekend
November 2, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Cool, I lost my wallet
November 1, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I really miss having a group of friends I can actually spend time with in real life
November 1, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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thanks discord for reminding me of this
October 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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HELLO SIDNEY. DO U CONDEMN THE ACTIONS OF HAMAS
First poster for ‘Scream 7’

In theaters February 27
October 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I am trying to build muscle, and looking at my numbers I either need to walk less or eat more
October 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I am pretty pleased with how my arms have been looking lately
October 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Ten years married and almost twenty years together 💞
October 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
It's a fruit that's bigger than people
October 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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this would piss me off so much if I was the brain surgeon www.bbc.com/news/videos/...
Woman plays clarinet during four-hour brain surgery
Denise Bacon, 65, underwent deep brain stimulation (DBS) as Parkinson's Disease has affected her ability to walk, swim, dance and play her instrument.
www.bbc.com
October 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I never realized that my "Honk if you <3 Hitler" tattoo could have some pro-fascist connotations
October 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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October 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
October 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Even worse than "Did you know" is starting a video with "I don't know who needs to hear this but..."

Then unless you're broadcasting a sleeper agent activation phrase, maybe it's nobody, Craig
October 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I found my old senior photos. This may be shocking to find out, but I was not especially popular in high school!
October 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
There will be a lot of protests in the US this weekend. For anyone who may be participating, it is probably best to avoid talking about any plans on Telegram or any other digital medium. You can find some checklists for taking steps to protect your digital security here: activistchecklist.org
Digital Security Checklists for Activists
Plain language steps for digital security, because protecting yourself helps keep your whole community safer. Built by activists, for activists with field-tested, community-verified guides.
activistchecklist.org
October 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I love waking up at 530 am for no reason. It's good that this is how my body works now
October 14, 2025 at 11:13 AM