Helix
@murderdeathhug.bsky.social
The fat and the courteous
Alt: @helixtigerbear.bsky.social
He/him
Ypsilanti MI
Alt: @helixtigerbear.bsky.social
He/him
Ypsilanti MI
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Never forget the anniversary of King Taejong falling off his horse!
February 8, 2026 at 9:01 AM
Never forget the anniversary of King Taejong falling off his horse!
Ok, I thought it was bad enough when Fortnite did the reveal about Palpatine coming back from the dead, but Epstein too??
February 7, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Ok, I thought it was bad enough when Fortnite did the reveal about Palpatine coming back from the dead, but Epstein too??
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Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”
February 4, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”
I can't believe I decided to get into astrology just as all of the planets are lining up into a huge middle finger in the sky
February 3, 2026 at 5:52 PM
I can't believe I decided to get into astrology just as all of the planets are lining up into a huge middle finger in the sky
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I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
February 2, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
I bought myself some ice cream yesterday as a treat before I start a cut today, and then I forgot to eat it 😭
February 2, 2026 at 1:20 PM
I bought myself some ice cream yesterday as a treat before I start a cut today, and then I forgot to eat it 😭
In another of those weird things that have totally reversed in my life, I actually really like going to the dentist now! It turns out that when you take great care of your teeth, everyone who works at the dentist's office loves you
January 27, 2026 at 5:34 PM
In another of those weird things that have totally reversed in my life, I actually really like going to the dentist now! It turns out that when you take great care of your teeth, everyone who works at the dentist's office loves you
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they are so much less powerful and in control than they pretend to be
Hard to overstate the scale of the sea change in Fox’s coverage from Saturday, when they were lined up saying that Pretti deserved his fate and the feds did nothing wrong.
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January 26, 2026 at 2:09 PM
they are so much less powerful and in control than they pretend to be
It's still art even if nobody else sees it or cares about it
January 25, 2026 at 9:24 PM
It's still art even if nobody else sees it or cares about it
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Yes! reporting for fanart duty! :-D
September 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Yes! reporting for fanart duty! :-D
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mr. mamdani i sincerely apologize for the mileage this image is going to get
January 25, 2026 at 4:31 PM
mr. mamdani i sincerely apologize for the mileage this image is going to get
It was Sunday, now it's Friday
January 24, 2026 at 3:04 AM
It was Sunday, now it's Friday
Oh wow, I did not realize this but one of the biggest occult conferences in the country happens next month two miles away from my house
January 22, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Oh wow, I did not realize this but one of the biggest occult conferences in the country happens next month two miles away from my house
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I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
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Furcons
January 19, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Furcons
It turns out that I do in fact have a jaw line
January 16, 2026 at 7:45 AM
It turns out that I do in fact have a jaw line
When you're trying to perform ancient magical rituals, it's necessary to make some updates to adjust to modern times. For example, instead of decapitating a leopard and eating its liver, I yelled at my cats and ate a protein bar. Then, after the ritual, I apologized to my cats while crying
January 16, 2026 at 6:43 AM
When you're trying to perform ancient magical rituals, it's necessary to make some updates to adjust to modern times. For example, instead of decapitating a leopard and eating its liver, I yelled at my cats and ate a protein bar. Then, after the ritual, I apologized to my cats while crying
I have not been good about posting photos of these altars on the day I get them up. In my defense, I'm still waiting to get the photos Steven took with a real camera that are going to look way better than the ones from my phone
January 16, 2026 at 5:55 AM
I have not been good about posting photos of these altars on the day I get them up. In my defense, I'm still waiting to get the photos Steven took with a real camera that are going to look way better than the ones from my phone
I accidentally bought way too much frankincense so now my house is going to smell very biblical for the rest of the year
January 15, 2026 at 11:30 PM
I accidentally bought way too much frankincense so now my house is going to smell very biblical for the rest of the year
It WAS Thursday, but I didn't get good photos until today
January 10, 2026 at 4:06 AM
It WAS Thursday, but I didn't get good photos until today
My mom always prayed that I would find religion and I guess she should have been more specific
January 9, 2026 at 7:15 AM
My mom always prayed that I would find religion and I guess she should have been more specific
These pillar candles I got are shit for putting out light, so I'll have to take some photos tomorrow during the day, but I really put my whole pussy into this Jupiter altar today and it looks great
January 9, 2026 at 5:13 AM
These pillar candles I got are shit for putting out light, so I'll have to take some photos tomorrow during the day, but I really put my whole pussy into this Jupiter altar today and it looks great
I love doing the dark arts and crafts
January 9, 2026 at 5:04 AM
I love doing the dark arts and crafts
I didn't want to go the gym, so I chugged two energy drinks and now I have no choice
January 8, 2026 at 1:59 PM
I didn't want to go the gym, so I chugged two energy drinks and now I have no choice