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Real ass people: AI just churns out derivative (by definition) plots that are often too on the nose.

Also real ass people: variety.com/2024/film/ne...
‘Skibidi Toilet’ Film and TV Franchise in the Works From Michael Bay, Adam Goodman — Listen to the Exclusive Interview
Michael Bay is working on film and TV treatments of the controversial internet series “Skibidi Toilet,” with former Paramount exec Adam Goodman
variety.com
May 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I've clearly been talking a break from here because my life's been chaos. Be back soon though
May 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Zoo Facts:
Modern zoos are achieving breeding success rates over 80% for certain extremely difficult species. Greeneville is no exception. 4 out of our 5 HR employees now have children.
May 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Baseball is the second most popular sport in America and yet trying to find a way to watch the Cubs in the last five years has felt like trying to find where the Rhode Island Dads Dodgeball Final is being aired.
May 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I'd never used a full stick of chapstick before losing it. So I just lathered myself up head to toe in Burts Bees until it ran out. I'm going to go look for sledding hills to throw myself down.
May 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
(Thread) I wrestle with whether I'm OK with using AI or not. I do think the "ha ha ha look at how badly AI is messing up human movement" will run its course. But, the thing I'm working on now is a skit that I think is funny on its own merits, and I'm using AI to fill in some visuals.
May 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Also immediate cardiac arrest
May 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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new gender neutral greeting just dropped
May 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
How David Attenborough hasn't just died of severe disappointment in us is beyond me
May 3, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I was considering writing a song about what depression feels like, but then the Kars For Kids jingle came on in my car and I realized I couldn't top that.
April 30, 2025 at 11:37 PM
April 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I'm working on a new longer piece featuring Kristi Noem.
April 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
If you must hoist me, I'd prefer it not to be by my own petard.
April 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I've never had a chat that was an unforgettable journey and now I feel cheated.
Humanity is doomed.
April 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
George R.R. Martin nervously peers over his shoulder as he signs into ChatGPT.
April 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Breaking just now, #ThumbWars has discovered a third instance of a Peter Hegseth leak when he posted a Facebook poll asking for advice.
April 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
If purgatory is like a Starbucks drive thru, I don't like my chances
April 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Target is underscoring their support for rolling back DEI by replacing their canine mascot Bullseye with a leashed white man.
April 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Anyone ever find this account? @georgesantos.bsky.social

It seems somewhat convincing that it's actually him. I guess we'll find out for sure over the next 7 years.
a man in a red jacket is eating a sandwich
ALT: a man in a red jacket is eating a sandwich
media.tenor.com
April 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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April 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
GOP women are actually doing a great job reversing the unfair body image that Barbie created. As they age, I think several women will be pleasantly surprised when their lips don't become overfed slugs and their faces aren't barely holding onto their skulls via a binder clip on the back of their head
April 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The rule of threes suggests that we're about to find out Hegseth had a third group chat with all of Yemen in it.
April 22, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I repeat...
"And can you please ask Pete Hegseth to stop texting me pictures of his penis?"
April 21, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I too think raping children is bad, take thousands of scientists seriously, and don't live in a palace. Where are my flowers? Question the height of the bar.
April 21, 2025 at 12:03 PM
If you don't group chat it, have you REALLY launched an air strike?
“Unlike the chat in which The Atlantic was mistakenly included, the newly revealed one was created by Mr. Hegseth. It included his wife and about a dozen other people from his personal and professional inner circle…”
Hegseth Said to Have Shared Attack Details in Second Signal Chat (Gift Article)
The defense secretary sent sensitive information about strikes in Yemen to an encrypted group chat that included his wife and brother, people familiar with the matter said.
www.nytimes.com
April 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM