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Aspiring great dad, doing okay so far I guess
Aspiring great dad, doing okay so far I guess
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@mshubes.bsky.social
· Nov 21
yknow, it's a bummer that posting a picture in any online space now guarantees its (non-consensual) use as training data for every random AI image generator, cuz my 1 month old daughter is redefining cuteness over here and I have to keep it to myself
there are worse problems to have, I guess 😍
there are worse problems to have, I guess 😍
Finally finished the beast of a book that is Memories Of Ice, volume 3 of the #Malazan series. I am fucking ASTOUNDED at how attached I became to so many different characters.
Toc the Younger. Onos T'oolan and Kilava. Korlat. Itkovian. Silverfox and the Mhybe. Gruntle and Stonny. Anomander Rake.
Toc the Younger. Onos T'oolan and Kilava. Korlat. Itkovian. Silverfox and the Mhybe. Gruntle and Stonny. Anomander Rake.
February 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Finally finished the beast of a book that is Memories Of Ice, volume 3 of the #Malazan series. I am fucking ASTOUNDED at how attached I became to so many different characters.
Toc the Younger. Onos T'oolan and Kilava. Korlat. Itkovian. Silverfox and the Mhybe. Gruntle and Stonny. Anomander Rake.
Toc the Younger. Onos T'oolan and Kilava. Korlat. Itkovian. Silverfox and the Mhybe. Gruntle and Stonny. Anomander Rake.
How the Gothmog stole Christmas
December 25, 2024 at 2:26 AM
How the Gothmog stole Christmas
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Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan
theonion.com/cat-clinging...
theonion.com/cat-clinging...
December 23, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan
theonion.com/cat-clinging...
theonion.com/cat-clinging...
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you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus
December 23, 2024 at 1:15 AM
you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus
Damn Costco granola, buy me dinner first
December 22, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Damn Costco granola, buy me dinner first
Finally caught up on the released #CobraKai episodes, have two general thoughts:
1) despite some questionable narrative choices in the first 2/3 of s6, overall this show is still WILDLY underrated & one of Netflix's best
2) this trend of releasing chunks of a single "season" over months is awful
1) despite some questionable narrative choices in the first 2/3 of s6, overall this show is still WILDLY underrated & one of Netflix's best
2) this trend of releasing chunks of a single "season" over months is awful
December 21, 2024 at 6:06 AM
Finally caught up on the released #CobraKai episodes, have two general thoughts:
1) despite some questionable narrative choices in the first 2/3 of s6, overall this show is still WILDLY underrated & one of Netflix's best
2) this trend of releasing chunks of a single "season" over months is awful
1) despite some questionable narrative choices in the first 2/3 of s6, overall this show is still WILDLY underrated & one of Netflix's best
2) this trend of releasing chunks of a single "season" over months is awful
Yesterday, my wife and I argued in the car for 20mins over if the "A" in the second "A-P-T" of each "A-P-T, A-P-T" phrase in the chorus of the Rosé/Bruno Mars song (aptly titled "APT") is actually sung
Yes, 20mins is not an exaggeration
This is what marriage with your best friend does to you 🤣
Yes, 20mins is not an exaggeration
This is what marriage with your best friend does to you 🤣
December 19, 2024 at 7:46 PM
Yesterday, my wife and I argued in the car for 20mins over if the "A" in the second "A-P-T" of each "A-P-T, A-P-T" phrase in the chorus of the Rosé/Bruno Mars song (aptly titled "APT") is actually sung
Yes, 20mins is not an exaggeration
This is what marriage with your best friend does to you 🤣
Yes, 20mins is not an exaggeration
This is what marriage with your best friend does to you 🤣
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🎶 You know mambo number one
Two, three, and four
You know mambo number six,
Seven, and more
But do you recall?
The most famous mambo of all?
*Lou Bega sidles in*
Two, three, and four
You know mambo number six,
Seven, and more
But do you recall?
The most famous mambo of all?
*Lou Bega sidles in*
December 14, 2024 at 11:50 PM
🎶 You know mambo number one
Two, three, and four
You know mambo number six,
Seven, and more
But do you recall?
The most famous mambo of all?
*Lou Bega sidles in*
Two, three, and four
You know mambo number six,
Seven, and more
But do you recall?
The most famous mambo of all?
*Lou Bega sidles in*
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people who leave trash in shopping carts should be fed to the creature
December 13, 2024 at 10:31 PM
people who leave trash in shopping carts should be fed to the creature
There's an episode of Seinfeld where David Puddy, one of Elaine's boyfriends played by Patrick Warburton, questions why chips and dip can't be a meal by itself. It's played purely for laughs as Elaine judges him for being an idiot
I think about that scene a lot bc he is absolutely fucking right
I think about that scene a lot bc he is absolutely fucking right
December 14, 2024 at 3:39 AM
There's an episode of Seinfeld where David Puddy, one of Elaine's boyfriends played by Patrick Warburton, questions why chips and dip can't be a meal by itself. It's played purely for laughs as Elaine judges him for being an idiot
I think about that scene a lot bc he is absolutely fucking right
I think about that scene a lot bc he is absolutely fucking right
"bert" is such a funny name
that's all
that's all
December 13, 2024 at 3:27 AM
"bert" is such a funny name
that's all
that's all
AI discusses document that just says “Poopoo Peepee”
YouTube video by Gabbsby
youtu.be
December 12, 2024 at 9:14 AM
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“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Hit us up @hallmarkchannel.bsky.social @netflix.com 🙏
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Hit us up @hallmarkchannel.bsky.social @netflix.com 🙏
December 11, 2024 at 2:39 PM
“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Hit us up @hallmarkchannel.bsky.social @netflix.com 🙏
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Hit us up @hallmarkchannel.bsky.social @netflix.com 🙏
My wife sometimes watches these Chinese music shows and the performers' outfits are often completely unhinged
This motherfucker is wearing a jacket loaded with those little plastic tag things like it's nbd
(kinda low-key wish I had the confidence to get on stage in something so bizarre tho)
This motherfucker is wearing a jacket loaded with those little plastic tag things like it's nbd
(kinda low-key wish I had the confidence to get on stage in something so bizarre tho)
December 9, 2024 at 9:55 AM
My wife sometimes watches these Chinese music shows and the performers' outfits are often completely unhinged
This motherfucker is wearing a jacket loaded with those little plastic tag things like it's nbd
(kinda low-key wish I had the confidence to get on stage in something so bizarre tho)
This motherfucker is wearing a jacket loaded with those little plastic tag things like it's nbd
(kinda low-key wish I had the confidence to get on stage in something so bizarre tho)
Unasked-for thoughts after watching 2 episodes of season 14:
Boz is an amazing new addition and MUCH better than Crystal
Dorit is correct over Kyle
PK is correct over Dorit
Sutton&Erika are a more fun friendship than Sutton&Garcelle
Follow me for more Real Housewives of Beverly Hills hot takes
Boz is an amazing new addition and MUCH better than Crystal
Dorit is correct over Kyle
PK is correct over Dorit
Sutton&Erika are a more fun friendship than Sutton&Garcelle
Follow me for more Real Housewives of Beverly Hills hot takes
December 7, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Unasked-for thoughts after watching 2 episodes of season 14:
Boz is an amazing new addition and MUCH better than Crystal
Dorit is correct over Kyle
PK is correct over Dorit
Sutton&Erika are a more fun friendship than Sutton&Garcelle
Follow me for more Real Housewives of Beverly Hills hot takes
Boz is an amazing new addition and MUCH better than Crystal
Dorit is correct over Kyle
PK is correct over Dorit
Sutton&Erika are a more fun friendship than Sutton&Garcelle
Follow me for more Real Housewives of Beverly Hills hot takes
Okay, I'm not normally one to share my Spotify Wrapped results cuz like, who really cares, right
But I feel too proud of leading the charge to keep Jamiroquai relevant to not share this stat
If you have any questions, please write them down and drop them in this comically large furry hat. Thx
But I feel too proud of leading the charge to keep Jamiroquai relevant to not share this stat
If you have any questions, please write them down and drop them in this comically large furry hat. Thx
December 5, 2024 at 5:59 AM
Okay, I'm not normally one to share my Spotify Wrapped results cuz like, who really cares, right
But I feel too proud of leading the charge to keep Jamiroquai relevant to not share this stat
If you have any questions, please write them down and drop them in this comically large furry hat. Thx
But I feel too proud of leading the charge to keep Jamiroquai relevant to not share this stat
If you have any questions, please write them down and drop them in this comically large furry hat. Thx
Becoming a parent really turns you into a sicko.
Whenever I change my daughter's nappy, the gnarlier the poo, the more proud I am.
Not even of her, exactly. Just of, like, the universe, and the very concept of entropy.
Whenever I change my daughter's nappy, the gnarlier the poo, the more proud I am.
Not even of her, exactly. Just of, like, the universe, and the very concept of entropy.
December 5, 2024 at 4:15 AM
Becoming a parent really turns you into a sicko.
Whenever I change my daughter's nappy, the gnarlier the poo, the more proud I am.
Not even of her, exactly. Just of, like, the universe, and the very concept of entropy.
Whenever I change my daughter's nappy, the gnarlier the poo, the more proud I am.
Not even of her, exactly. Just of, like, the universe, and the very concept of entropy.
I honestly don't understand why "The 8 Show" isn't a smash hit. It hits on all the themes of Squid Game in a much more focused package that isn't afraid to leave some (major!) things unexplained. And no obvious season 2 lead-ins, thank god.
HIGHLY recommend watching it if you enjoyed Squid Game
HIGHLY recommend watching it if you enjoyed Squid Game
December 4, 2024 at 10:03 AM
I honestly don't understand why "The 8 Show" isn't a smash hit. It hits on all the themes of Squid Game in a much more focused package that isn't afraid to leave some (major!) things unexplained. And no obvious season 2 lead-ins, thank god.
HIGHLY recommend watching it if you enjoyed Squid Game
HIGHLY recommend watching it if you enjoyed Squid Game
You can't convince me these Netflix holiday specials aren't 100% AI generated. And I don't just mean the scripts. These lead actors are the platonic ideal of "well-off-but-not-quite-wealthy white suburbanite". I refuse to believe they're real people
December 2, 2024 at 10:31 AM
You can't convince me these Netflix holiday specials aren't 100% AI generated. And I don't just mean the scripts. These lead actors are the platonic ideal of "well-off-but-not-quite-wealthy white suburbanite". I refuse to believe they're real people
At Costco today, I got a nearly full size slice of biscoff cheesecake just handed to me in a paper cup as a "sample", no utensils as if the lady wanted to convey that she SAW the fatass hiding inside me
(You'd best believe I hid behind a fridge and jammed that delicious cube into my face hole 🤤)
(You'd best believe I hid behind a fridge and jammed that delicious cube into my face hole 🤤)
November 28, 2024 at 4:22 AM
At Costco today, I got a nearly full size slice of biscoff cheesecake just handed to me in a paper cup as a "sample", no utensils as if the lady wanted to convey that she SAW the fatass hiding inside me
(You'd best believe I hid behind a fridge and jammed that delicious cube into my face hole 🤤)
(You'd best believe I hid behind a fridge and jammed that delicious cube into my face hole 🤤)
I feel like sharing some of my favourite Kindle highlights to help find others who enjoy the same books/genres. Might make this a regular thing?
Since I'm currently getting back into my #Malazan BotF read-through, I feel compelled to kick this off with the poem that opens this amazing series:
Since I'm currently getting back into my #Malazan BotF read-through, I feel compelled to kick this off with the poem that opens this amazing series:
November 24, 2024 at 9:23 PM
I feel like sharing some of my favourite Kindle highlights to help find others who enjoy the same books/genres. Might make this a regular thing?
Since I'm currently getting back into my #Malazan BotF read-through, I feel compelled to kick this off with the poem that opens this amazing series:
Since I'm currently getting back into my #Malazan BotF read-through, I feel compelled to kick this off with the poem that opens this amazing series:
Reason #832 being a baby is better than being an adult:
You can literally fart on someone, smile about it, and then be called adorable
You can literally fart on someone, smile about it, and then be called adorable
November 23, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Reason #832 being a baby is better than being an adult:
You can literally fart on someone, smile about it, and then be called adorable
You can literally fart on someone, smile about it, and then be called adorable
Warming up in Sydney! 🌞 Feeling oddly ready for summer, going for a bit of a walk in the heat feels cleansing (sweaty...well... *everything* notwithstanding)
November 23, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Warming up in Sydney! 🌞 Feeling oddly ready for summer, going for a bit of a walk in the heat feels cleansing (sweaty...well... *everything* notwithstanding)
Laying on the couch with my passed out baby on my chest is one of life's greatest simple pleasures. She's like a little warm weighted blanket 🥰
November 22, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Laying on the couch with my passed out baby on my chest is one of life's greatest simple pleasures. She's like a little warm weighted blanket 🥰