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~Maybe swearing will help~
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Remote control.
May 16, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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BREAKING: Moody’s has DOWNGRADED the United States’ credit rating from Aaa to Aa1 — the first-ever U.S. credit downgrade in the agency’s history.

“We do not believe that material multi-year reductions in mandatory spending and deficits will result from current fiscal proposals under consideration.”
May 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Uni… are you really a cat?
May 12, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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Man Can’t Believe He Has To Download Stupid App Just To Bribe President
theonion.com/man-can...
May 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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This is Gunner. He is a big strong dog who happens to not be able to sleep until he's tucked into bed with two pillows and his Eeyore stuffy. 13/10
May 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Douchebag of the Day Award Recipients. WTF is wrong with people? I’ve been to this place and cannot fathom what could possibly drive someone to do this. 💔 Throw the book at these jerks!

www.wsj.com/world/uk/men...
Men Found Guilty of Felling Famous Tree in ‘Moronic Mission’ That Gripped U.K.
The pair's destruction of the beloved tree stoked nationwide anger and a criminal investigation.
www.wsj.com
May 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Lunch anyone?
March 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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February 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Hurray 🎉🎉🎉

One last time
January 31, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Don't look at the news

Don't look at the news

Don't look at the news

(Looks at the news)

Oh, for fuck's sake
November 13, 2024 at 9:15 PM
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“I feel liberated,” said a top banker. “We can say ‘retard’ and ‘pussy’ without the fear of getting cancelled . . . it’s a new dawn.”

Business in the age of Trump. Sounds liberating.

www.ft.com/content/cf87...
Is corporate America going Maga?
Donald Trump’s election has accelerated a cultural shift in the nation’s boardrooms
www.ft.com
January 14, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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Lmao I’d rather have China take my data than Elon or Zuck😭
January 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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A useful Korean phrase I picked up from Duolingo today. #ThisIs40 #Perimenopause #EverythingHurts
November 22, 2024 at 11:29 PM
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December 26, 2024 at 4:46 PM
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This is Sakura. She knows she already had dinner. But would like to politely inquire about second dinner. 13/10
December 11, 2024 at 12:08 AM
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This is Juniper and Archer. They bought two tickets to the scritches train, but there's always room for a caboose. 13/10 for both
December 12, 2024 at 6:20 PM
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December 16, 2024 at 10:12 AM
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Slow. Clap.
November 25, 2024 at 9:04 PM
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Everyone in this picture would be able to walk if the polio vaccine had existed in time for them.
December 15, 2024 at 8:36 PM
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Campbell’s witty response to this homophobe makes me want to enjoy some of their delicious chicken noodle soup right now! 🍜 🏳️‍🌈
December 15, 2024 at 2:18 PM
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Hey, so it turns out that paper on black plastic was a bit blown out of proportion by a simple math error.

nationalpost.com/news/canada/...
How a simple math error sparked a panic about black plastic kitchen utensils
A study warned that people were being exposed to a toxic chemical from kitchen utensils. But the researchers misstated the safe daily limit
nationalpost.com
December 16, 2024 at 5:09 AM
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Some of us have decided to be defiantly festive this year.
December 14, 2024 at 3:48 AM
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all i want for christmas is a soft blanket and 2 million dollars
December 13, 2024 at 6:00 AM
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imagine a country so furious about drag performers that it voted for polio
December 13, 2024 at 10:15 PM
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Always remember that I have a plan for you. It's called "Operation Shitstorm".
December 12, 2024 at 4:16 AM