mrspoonerman.bsky.social
@mrspoonerman.bsky.social
See also, Nice biscuits.
December 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Diarrhoea
Measles
Allopurinol
Dropsy
Colic
Emphysema
Farage
December 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Nope, but I am partial to Kevin Bloody Wilson’s Hey Santa Claus 😁
December 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
How about some Bah! Humbug movies?

Debacle on 34th Street
Shite Christmas
It’s a Chunder-ful Life
December 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Reservoir Togs
The Name of the Froze
Moulin Scrooge
My Fir Lady
December 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Superb song and a fantastic brass section!
November 16, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Halloween Songs

Ghoul if you Think It’s Over
Crypt-oe Through the Tulips
Macabre Park
Samhain-chanted Evening
Any song from Guise and Trolls
October 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Vulture Club
Stake Bat
Echo and the Bogeymen
Occult-ure Club
October 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Kumquat Katy Did Next
The Cranberry Tales
Damson and Delilah
August 30, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Sprint Eastwood
Nigel Dressage
Patrick V-A-Ra
An appropriate former world champion, Snooker Brecel
Camilla Parker-Bowls
Jeffrey Archery
JK Rowing
July 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
One can have a prize wa…… sorry a wise prank or two with Spoonerisms.
July 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Mob Bunkhouse
Carry Briar
Backs My Graves
Des Lawson
Non-Jokes (That’s one I made earlier)

What’s the difference between someone who telephones an old Coronation St. character and a jazz trumpeter?
One dials Mavis and the other’s Miles Davis.
July 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Random rude Spoonerism names

Martin Fyface
Betty Swollocks
Sunita Yukhada
Mary Hinge
Joe Blob
July 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
It’s worn by a turkey as well.
July 19, 2025 at 8:19 AM
What’s the difference between a UK game show host from the 1980s and sore private parts?

One is Ted Rogers……
July 5, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Oh for cod’s hake!
June 30, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Reposted
An adult male sheep, a youngster and a church bell.

Alternatively
A ram, a lamb, a ding-dong
June 19, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Reposted
Don’t yell into that colander. You’ll strain your voice.
June 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM