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Oh well, that’s free speech fucked, then. #palestinedemo
August 9, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Oh well, that’s free speech fucked, then. #palestinedemo
I shot the gits (Spoonerism)
July 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I shot the gits (Spoonerism)
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An adult male sheep, a youngster and a church bell.
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A ram, a lamb, a ding-dong
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A ram, a lamb, a ding-dong
June 19, 2025 at 11:10 AM
An adult male sheep, a youngster and a church bell.
Alternatively
A ram, a lamb, a ding-dong
Alternatively
A ram, a lamb, a ding-dong
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Don’t yell into that colander. You’ll strain your voice.
June 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Don’t yell into that colander. You’ll strain your voice.
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Why do they call the thing you use to strain pasta a colander and not a holey-bowly?
June 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Why do they call the thing you use to strain pasta a colander and not a holey-bowly?
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MY DATE: So, do you have a nickname?
ME: The love machine
MY DATE, GETTING EXCITED: Because of your sexual prowess?
ME: No, because I'm terrible at tennis
ME: The love machine
MY DATE, GETTING EXCITED: Because of your sexual prowess?
ME: No, because I'm terrible at tennis
June 20, 2025 at 10:16 AM
MY DATE: So, do you have a nickname?
ME: The love machine
MY DATE, GETTING EXCITED: Because of your sexual prowess?
ME: No, because I'm terrible at tennis
ME: The love machine
MY DATE, GETTING EXCITED: Because of your sexual prowess?
ME: No, because I'm terrible at tennis
Reverend William Spooner’s alternative guide to life.
It’s better to run a tight ship than a shite tip.
If you always forget things, try nibbling scrotes to help you remember.
If as a man you dress well, you’ll always be known as a fart smeller.
It’s better to run a tight ship than a shite tip.
If you always forget things, try nibbling scrotes to help you remember.
If as a man you dress well, you’ll always be known as a fart smeller.
June 21, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Reverend William Spooner’s alternative guide to life.
It’s better to run a tight ship than a shite tip.
If you always forget things, try nibbling scrotes to help you remember.
If as a man you dress well, you’ll always be known as a fart smeller.
It’s better to run a tight ship than a shite tip.
If you always forget things, try nibbling scrotes to help you remember.
If as a man you dress well, you’ll always be known as a fart smeller.