one against nature
@digitalhomer.bsky.social
Gay 🏳️🌈 (and trans ally 🏳️⚧️)
Neurodivergent (ADHD)
Atheist
Communist
Cat dad 🐈 🐈⬛
Mac user 🍎
Java coder ☕️
Guitarist 🎸
Model train hobbyist 🚂
Retro gamer 🎮
Cook 🥘
FOXTROT DELTA TANGO
FOXTROT TANGO ROMEO
Neurodivergent (ADHD)
Atheist
Communist
Cat dad 🐈 🐈⬛
Mac user 🍎
Java coder ☕️
Guitarist 🎸
Model train hobbyist 🚂
Retro gamer 🎮
Cook 🥘
FOXTROT DELTA TANGO
FOXTROT TANGO ROMEO
Pinned
• name: Matt
• pronouns: he/him
• height: 6’5”/196cm
• sexuality: gay
• sign: Leo, Aries moon, Virgo rising
• piercings: none
• tattoos: none
• fav color: baby blue
• fav drink: alcoholic - whiskey sour, soft drink - Dr. Pepper
• fav animal: grizzly bear
• MBTI: INTP
• pronouns: he/him
• height: 6’5”/196cm
• sexuality: gay
• sign: Leo, Aries moon, Virgo rising
• piercings: none
• tattoos: none
• fav color: baby blue
• fav drink: alcoholic - whiskey sour, soft drink - Dr. Pepper
• fav animal: grizzly bear
• MBTI: INTP
November 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I find it ironic that despite the word "vanilla" having come to refer to something that's plain and not fancy, vanilla is the second-most expensive flavoring on the planet. (Saffron is the most expensive.)
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I find it ironic that despite the word "vanilla" having come to refer to something that's plain and not fancy, vanilla is the second-most expensive flavoring on the planet. (Saffron is the most expensive.)
Hey @poetsofsweetpea.bsky.social, what’s today’s tea of the day?
November 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Hey @poetsofsweetpea.bsky.social, what’s today’s tea of the day?
I have to say, Branchburg’s tap water is pretty good. North Brunswick’s tasted like it came out of a YMCA pool!
November 12, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I have to say, Branchburg’s tap water is pretty good. North Brunswick’s tasted like it came out of a YMCA pool!
I’d like to give a heartfelt thanks to every veteran who fought for my right to complain about the government as much as I do. (Given the current regime, those complaints are 100% warranted.)
Thank you all for your service.
Thank you all for your service.
November 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I’d like to give a heartfelt thanks to every veteran who fought for my right to complain about the government as much as I do. (Given the current regime, those complaints are 100% warranted.)
Thank you all for your service.
Thank you all for your service.
My new place has wood flooring, as opposed to the carpet I had in the old house. This means better acoustics… musician’s delight. Time to disturb the neighbors! 🎸 🎶
November 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
My new place has wood flooring, as opposed to the carpet I had in the old house. This means better acoustics… musician’s delight. Time to disturb the neighbors! 🎸 🎶
I’ve come to realize two things:
1- The ideal president would be neither a Democrat nor a Republican.
2- The ideal Congress would be composed entirely of independents who aren’t owned and operated by the billionaire pig class.
1- The ideal president would be neither a Democrat nor a Republican.
2- The ideal Congress would be composed entirely of independents who aren’t owned and operated by the billionaire pig class.
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I’ve come to realize two things:
1- The ideal president would be neither a Democrat nor a Republican.
2- The ideal Congress would be composed entirely of independents who aren’t owned and operated by the billionaire pig class.
1- The ideal president would be neither a Democrat nor a Republican.
2- The ideal Congress would be composed entirely of independents who aren’t owned and operated by the billionaire pig class.
I don’t live in New York City… but anyone calling Zohran Mamdani a communist not only has no idea what communism actually means (as it was set out by Marx and Engels), but also fails to recall that a man with similar politics (FDR) was elected president four times in a row.
November 9, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I don’t live in New York City… but anyone calling Zohran Mamdani a communist not only has no idea what communism actually means (as it was set out by Marx and Engels), but also fails to recall that a man with similar politics (FDR) was elected president four times in a row.
While vacationing in Spain, I got sick from bad seafood. Fortunately, the small hotel I was staying in had a doctor on staff, who had me feeling better the next day. I told him, I’d never expect this at a small hotel.
He said nobody expects the Spanish inn physician.
#puns #dadjokes #montypython
He said nobody expects the Spanish inn physician.
#puns #dadjokes #montypython
November 9, 2025 at 2:59 AM
While vacationing in Spain, I got sick from bad seafood. Fortunately, the small hotel I was staying in had a doctor on staff, who had me feeling better the next day. I told him, I’d never expect this at a small hotel.
He said nobody expects the Spanish inn physician.
#puns #dadjokes #montypython
He said nobody expects the Spanish inn physician.
#puns #dadjokes #montypython
The joys of being a cat dad. I came in from work and both of my cats came up to greet me. They both got scritches.
#catdadlife
#catdadlife
November 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
The joys of being a cat dad. I came in from work and both of my cats came up to greet me. They both got scritches.
#catdadlife
#catdadlife
November 6, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I think it’s pretty cool that by the time she was four years old, my oldest niece (who’s now 19) had already had her feet in both the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans.
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I think it’s pretty cool that by the time she was four years old, my oldest niece (who’s now 19) had already had her feet in both the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans.
Here are three things, each of which needs to be insulated from the other two…
1. Big business
2. The government
3. Religion (and I mean *all* religions, not just evangelical Christianity)
1. Big business
2. The government
3. Religion (and I mean *all* religions, not just evangelical Christianity)
October 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Here are three things, each of which needs to be insulated from the other two…
1. Big business
2. The government
3. Religion (and I mean *all* religions, not just evangelical Christianity)
1. Big business
2. The government
3. Religion (and I mean *all* religions, not just evangelical Christianity)
How many magats does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Trump just says he fixed it and everyone stands around in the dark, cheering.
None. Trump just says he fixed it and everyone stands around in the dark, cheering.
October 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
How many magats does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Trump just says he fixed it and everyone stands around in the dark, cheering.
None. Trump just says he fixed it and everyone stands around in the dark, cheering.
Ever notice there are Pop-Tarts but not Mom-Tarts?
It’s because of the pastry-archy.
It’s because of the pastry-archy.
October 27, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Ever notice there are Pop-Tarts but not Mom-Tarts?
It’s because of the pastry-archy.
It’s because of the pastry-archy.
Contrary to what the current regime wants you to believe, if you’re undocumented, you can’t get SNAP benefits. More systemic racism.
Pass it on…
Pass it on…
October 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Contrary to what the current regime wants you to believe, if you’re undocumented, you can’t get SNAP benefits. More systemic racism.
Pass it on…
Pass it on…
Is it bad that I almost don’t want to know what’s going on because there aren’t any trusted news sources anymore?
October 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Is it bad that I almost don’t want to know what’s going on because there aren’t any trusted news sources anymore?
If I were elected president, I wouldn’t want to live in the White House. Why should I live in a mansion when others are sleeping on the streets? I’d make the WH a museum of the presidency, and opt to live in a modest dwelling in a classified, secure location.
October 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
If I were elected president, I wouldn’t want to live in the White House. Why should I live in a mansion when others are sleeping on the streets? I’d make the WH a museum of the presidency, and opt to live in a modest dwelling in a classified, secure location.
Sodium sodium sodium sodium
Sodium sodium sodium sodium
Helium yttrium helium yttrium helium yttrium
Goodbye.
#nerdhumor
Sodium sodium sodium sodium
Helium yttrium helium yttrium helium yttrium
Goodbye.
#nerdhumor
October 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Sodium sodium sodium sodium
Sodium sodium sodium sodium
Helium yttrium helium yttrium helium yttrium
Goodbye.
#nerdhumor
Sodium sodium sodium sodium
Helium yttrium helium yttrium helium yttrium
Goodbye.
#nerdhumor