one against nature
@digitalhomer.bsky.social
Jersey boy
Gay 🏳️🌈 (and trans ally 🏳️⚧️)
Neurodivergent (ADHD)
Atheist
Cat dad 🐈 🐈⬛
Mac user 🍎
Java coder ☕️
Guitarist 🎸
Model train hobbyist 🚂
Retro gamer 🎮
Chess player♟️
Cook 🥘
FOXTROT DELTA TANGO
NO WARFARE BUT CLASS WARFARE
Gay 🏳️🌈 (and trans ally 🏳️⚧️)
Neurodivergent (ADHD)
Atheist
Cat dad 🐈 🐈⬛
Mac user 🍎
Java coder ☕️
Guitarist 🎸
Model train hobbyist 🚂
Retro gamer 🎮
Chess player♟️
Cook 🥘
FOXTROT DELTA TANGO
NO WARFARE BUT CLASS WARFARE
Pinned
• name: Matt
• pronouns: he/him
• height: 6’5”/196cm
• sexuality: gay
• sign: Leo, Aries moon, Virgo rising
• piercings: none
• tattoos: none
• fav color: baby blue
• fav drink: alcoholic - whiskey sour, soft drink - Dr. Pepper
• fav animal: grizzly bear
• MBTI: INTP
• pronouns: he/him
• height: 6’5”/196cm
• sexuality: gay
• sign: Leo, Aries moon, Virgo rising
• piercings: none
• tattoos: none
• fav color: baby blue
• fav drink: alcoholic - whiskey sour, soft drink - Dr. Pepper
• fav animal: grizzly bear
• MBTI: INTP
On the way to work, I drove past a lot of farmland, barren for the winter, bathed in fog. Seemed like the perfect setting for a horror movie (or game).
January 7, 2026 at 1:06 PM
On the way to work, I drove past a lot of farmland, barren for the winter, bathed in fog. Seemed like the perfect setting for a horror movie (or game).
Watching part of the Westminster dog show last night, I learned that adult male bullmastiffs average 120 pounds. That is one BEEEEEG doggie!
January 2, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Watching part of the Westminster dog show last night, I learned that adult male bullmastiffs average 120 pounds. That is one BEEEEEG doggie!
Ball just dropped in NYC. Wishing all my friends and family, both online and in real life, a happy and healthy 2026.
(BTW, I never noticed this… one bottle of Martinelli’s sparkling cider contains exactly two standard red party cups full.)
(BTW, I never noticed this… one bottle of Martinelli’s sparkling cider contains exactly two standard red party cups full.)
January 1, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Ball just dropped in NYC. Wishing all my friends and family, both online and in real life, a happy and healthy 2026.
(BTW, I never noticed this… one bottle of Martinelli’s sparkling cider contains exactly two standard red party cups full.)
(BTW, I never noticed this… one bottle of Martinelli’s sparkling cider contains exactly two standard red party cups full.)
Driving east on the way to work, I saw the most colorful, most beautiful sunrise I’ve ever seen. Unfortunately I was on the highway and couldn’t pull over to get a picture.
December 28, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Driving east on the way to work, I saw the most colorful, most beautiful sunrise I’ve ever seen. Unfortunately I was on the highway and couldn’t pull over to get a picture.
December 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
A merry and healthy Christmas to all who celebrate. 🌲 🎁 🎅
December 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
A merry and healthy Christmas to all who celebrate. 🌲 🎁 🎅
Saw a picture of a great Legolas cosplay at a convention.
The guy was an elvish impersonator.
#puns #dadjokes #lordoftherings
The guy was an elvish impersonator.
#puns #dadjokes #lordoftherings
December 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Saw a picture of a great Legolas cosplay at a convention.
The guy was an elvish impersonator.
#puns #dadjokes #lordoftherings
The guy was an elvish impersonator.
#puns #dadjokes #lordoftherings
Welcome to winter. A joyous Yule to all my pagan friends.
December 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Welcome to winter. A joyous Yule to all my pagan friends.
Challenge:
Name two US cities with the same name, who are the largest city in their respective states but aren’t their state’s capital.
Name two US cities with the same name, who are the largest city in their respective states but aren’t their state’s capital.
December 20, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Challenge:
Name two US cities with the same name, who are the largest city in their respective states but aren’t their state’s capital.
Name two US cities with the same name, who are the largest city in their respective states but aren’t their state’s capital.
Fascism is much more insidious when it has a religious façade.
December 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Fascism is much more insidious when it has a religious façade.
TIL that the word “checkmate” comes from the Persian for “the king is astonished”. Makes sense if you know how to play chess, you win when your opponent’s king can’t move out of trouble.
December 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
TIL that the word “checkmate” comes from the Persian for “the king is astonished”. Makes sense if you know how to play chess, you win when your opponent’s king can’t move out of trouble.
Since Alexa accidentally let the cat out of the bag about my gift, my husband and I decided to exchange Christmas gifts early. He got the Switch 2 version of Mario Kart, I got a genuine Swiss Army knife. (A handy thing to have for cutting boxes open.)
December 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Since Alexa accidentally let the cat out of the bag about my gift, my husband and I decided to exchange Christmas gifts early. He got the Switch 2 version of Mario Kart, I got a genuine Swiss Army knife. (A handy thing to have for cutting boxes open.)
The words “suck” and “blow” are interesting. In one context, they’re opposites, but in another, more risqué context, they mean the same thing.
December 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The words “suck” and “blow” are interesting. In one context, they’re opposites, but in another, more risqué context, they mean the same thing.
A friendly reminder that black cats are neither evil nor do they cause bad luck. And if you do believe that, my fur son Binx is judging you.
December 10, 2025 at 5:01 AM
A friendly reminder that black cats are neither evil nor do they cause bad luck. And if you do believe that, my fur son Binx is judging you.
I’ve discovered that station wagons (like my Outback) are the ideal vehicle to transport pizza. You can just put the box flat on the floor in the back, or stack them up in the case of multiple pizzas (I delivered five pizzas to one address as a Grubhub driver once).
December 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I’ve discovered that station wagons (like my Outback) are the ideal vehicle to transport pizza. You can just put the box flat on the floor in the back, or stack them up in the case of multiple pizzas (I delivered five pizzas to one address as a Grubhub driver once).
December 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My beloved fur daughter. Isn’t she gorgeous? (I did not paint the front door red, I’m guessing the previous tenant did.)
#tabbycat #prettykitty
#tabbycat #prettykitty
December 6, 2025 at 11:44 AM
My beloved fur daughter. Isn’t she gorgeous? (I did not paint the front door red, I’m guessing the previous tenant did.)
#tabbycat #prettykitty
#tabbycat #prettykitty
The pizzeria up the road from my place has disco fries among their appetizers.
Only in New Jersey.
Only in New Jersey.
December 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
The pizzeria up the road from my place has disco fries among their appetizers.
Only in New Jersey.
Only in New Jersey.
Public transit should be improved to the point where you can get from any point A in a metropolitan area to any point B in a reasonable amount of time without being forced to drive anywhere.
December 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Public transit should be improved to the point where you can get from any point A in a metropolitan area to any point B in a reasonable amount of time without being forced to drive anywhere.
#Epiphone Dot Deluxe Flametop + #StewMac Parsons Street pickups + #Stringjoy Signature 11-50 strings = blues tone for days. Easily the nicest-looking guitar I’ve ever owned. It sounds just as good as it looks.
December 3, 2025 at 5:29 PM
#Epiphone Dot Deluxe Flametop + #StewMac Parsons Street pickups + #Stringjoy Signature 11-50 strings = blues tone for days. Easily the nicest-looking guitar I’ve ever owned. It sounds just as good as it looks.
If in a country there are more people involved in denying people healthcare than there are in providing healthcare, there is something fundamentally wrong with that country.
December 3, 2025 at 4:15 AM
If in a country there are more people involved in denying people healthcare than there are in providing healthcare, there is something fundamentally wrong with that country.
November 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM