Simon Tam
@mrsham0123.bsky.social
Lover of tacos, congee, and Mike&Ikes (in that order). But, if u give me a lemon bar, I’m ur friend for life. Will binge British tv mysteries and period dramas.
Is Biden paying rent for the unfurnished space in the Orangina’s head?
December 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Is Biden paying rent for the unfurnished space in the Orangina’s head?
@minakimes.bsky.social Sorry to interrupt your football feast, but, it’s my one job each Thanksgiving to make the apple pie for the family buffet. Pain in the a** to make, but it’s for family! And, there are really no bad pies!
November 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
@minakimes.bsky.social Sorry to interrupt your football feast, but, it’s my one job each Thanksgiving to make the apple pie for the family buffet. Pain in the a** to make, but it’s for family! And, there are really no bad pies!
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Not that you asked, but here's a thread of intriguing (real!) food facts to amuse/bore your friends and family.
Great for gatherings when you need to change the subject!
Great for gatherings when you need to change the subject!
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Not that you asked, but here's a thread of intriguing (real!) food facts to amuse/bore your friends and family.
Great for gatherings when you need to change the subject!
Great for gatherings when you need to change the subject!
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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Speaker Mike Johnson vs Sergeant Schultz from Hogan's Heroes -- who knows less about what's going on?
November 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Speaker Mike Johnson vs Sergeant Schultz from Hogan's Heroes -- who knows less about what's going on?
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September 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
@repgregstanton.bsky.social We had a dust storm earlier today in Tempe. I thought it was odd that there was no alert from NWS via phone, nor on tv via EAS. Who’s manning the alert system?
July 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
@repgregstanton.bsky.social We had a dust storm earlier today in Tempe. I thought it was odd that there was no alert from NWS via phone, nor on tv via EAS. Who’s manning the alert system?
Dust storms are a part of summer in Arizona. But, usually, we get alerts on our phones or on TV from the NWS. Not a peep from them! Who’s manning the alert system? (As if I didn’t know!)
July 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Dust storms are a part of summer in Arizona. But, usually, we get alerts on our phones or on TV from the NWS. Not a peep from them! Who’s manning the alert system? (As if I didn’t know!)
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Kisscam staying undefeated
July 20, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Kisscam staying undefeated
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This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways.
June 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways.
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BREAKING:
The White House lashed out at the creators of this ad for "fear-mongering".
It must have really struck a nerve. Maybe they don't like being outed as fascists.
You know what to do: SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE!
#MAGAKidnappers
The White House lashed out at the creators of this ad for "fear-mongering".
It must have really struck a nerve. Maybe they don't like being outed as fascists.
You know what to do: SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE!
#MAGAKidnappers
June 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
BREAKING:
The White House lashed out at the creators of this ad for "fear-mongering".
It must have really struck a nerve. Maybe they don't like being outed as fascists.
You know what to do: SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE!
#MAGAKidnappers
The White House lashed out at the creators of this ad for "fear-mongering".
It must have really struck a nerve. Maybe they don't like being outed as fascists.
You know what to do: SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE!
#MAGAKidnappers
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How it happened. (Sorry, forgot to check last night when it bloomed.)
April 30, 2025 at 4:49 PM
How it happened. (Sorry, forgot to check last night when it bloomed.)
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My one job for Thanksgiving is to make the apple pie. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
November 28, 2024 at 10:55 PM
My one job for Thanksgiving is to make the apple pie. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
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Two new blossoms. Two more will bloom tonight!
April 12, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Two new blossoms. Two more will bloom tonight!
Either tonight or tomorrow night, this cactus blossom is ready to go!
April 6, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Either tonight or tomorrow night, this cactus blossom is ready to go!
I told my nieces and nephews, “Because your uncle is a nerd.”
My pinhole camera set up.
My pinhole camera set up.
October 14, 2023 at 5:13 PM
I told my nieces and nephews, “Because your uncle is a nerd.”
My pinhole camera set up.
My pinhole camera set up.
I’m boosted and covered for the flu! Bring on the holidays!
September 20, 2023 at 5:36 PM
I’m boosted and covered for the flu! Bring on the holidays!
@comicsinthega.bsky.social finally got an invite code! Back to reading your posts!
September 19, 2023 at 5:02 PM
@comicsinthega.bsky.social finally got an invite code! Back to reading your posts!