Simon Tam
@mrsham0123.bsky.social
Lover of tacos, congee, and Mike&Ikes (in that order). But, if u give me a lemon bar, I’m ur friend for life. Will binge British tv mysteries and period dramas.
Pretty certain she could kick his ass, too.
December 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Pretty certain she could kick his ass, too.
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Grinches
Grinchspotting
The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Grinch
Grinchspotting
The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Grinch
December 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Grinches
Grinchspotting
The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Grinch
Grinchspotting
The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Grinch
I've never understood why this song is so popular when it's so derivative of "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)." Darlene Love rules!
December 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I've never understood why this song is so popular when it's so derivative of "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)." Darlene Love rules!
Considering Stallone is 79, will it be "Rambo: First Bypass"?
December 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Considering Stallone is 79, will it be "Rambo: First Bypass"?
Did they also serve IV fluids? Because you could get seriously dehydrated eating that dinner!
November 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Did they also serve IV fluids? Because you could get seriously dehydrated eating that dinner!
My brother and I were the opposite. We had the Avengers annual, but never got the Two-in-One. At least you got to know how the story ended! I just read the Two-in-One this summer!
November 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
My brother and I were the opposite. We had the Avengers annual, but never got the Two-in-One. At least you got to know how the story ended! I just read the Two-in-One this summer!
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
a man in a suit is riding a bicycle with his legs up .
ALT: a man in a suit is riding a bicycle with his legs up .
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:31 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory!
November 17, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory!
Brings new meaning to “smoked Gouda”!
November 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Brings new meaning to “smoked Gouda”!
If trump tries, someone on his legal team ought to mention it would put trump in legal jeopardy because, like trump, Obama has presidential immunity from most things done while in office. Plus, there’s the statute of limitations.
November 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
If trump tries, someone on his legal team ought to mention it would put trump in legal jeopardy because, like trump, Obama has presidential immunity from most things done while in office. Plus, there’s the statute of limitations.
Come on back to AZ! Still wearing shorts and tees!
November 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Come on back to AZ! Still wearing shorts and tees!
An even OLDER reference
a cartoon character is standing in front of a window wearing a hat and a robe .
ALT: a cartoon character is standing in front of a window wearing a hat and a robe .
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
An even OLDER reference
The first "non-Big Two" comics I ever read regularly were Badger and GrimJack.
November 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The first "non-Big Two" comics I ever read regularly were Badger and GrimJack.
Hope you get a chance to go to Scottsdale Muni. Older, but my personal favorite of the Cactus League parks. Sloane gets all the buzz, but Scottsdale is the best.
November 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Hope you get a chance to go to Scottsdale Muni. Older, but my personal favorite of the Cactus League parks. Sloane gets all the buzz, but Scottsdale is the best.
Does the man even know how to work a gas pump?
November 7, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Does the man even know how to work a gas pump?
It's the Rox! What could go wrong?!?
November 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
It's the Rox! What could go wrong?!?
Quick! Someone check if Mr. Spock is clean-shaven or has a goatee!
a man with a beard wearing a blue shirt
ALT: a man with a beard wearing a blue shirt
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Quick! Someone check if Mr. Spock is clean-shaven or has a goatee!
I would say, "Flowbee?" But, that might be an insult to the product.
October 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I would say, "Flowbee?" But, that might be an insult to the product.
Then what the hell were we doing collecting coins for the March of Dimes as kids? And, was Jerry Lewis bringing out crisis actors every Labor Day?
October 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Then what the hell were we doing collecting coins for the March of Dimes as kids? And, was Jerry Lewis bringing out crisis actors every Labor Day?