"I'm all out of unflavored dentifrice."

I wonder if it's like horror movie tropes filtering down to them through memes?

I always loved elevators, it was like a low-key amusement park ride whenever you had to go someplace boring like the doctor's office or whatever.

Reminded, as ever, of this passage from Raymond Chandler:

Promoting stuff, uh, probably goes better when I remember to actually link the piece! www.avclub.com/game-theory-...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Alternately: "Smelly" Cat Conroy, largely published in the alt weeklies.

I had to do some hunting to find a place that was taking new patients (with my insurance) for neuropych evals, but when I finally got one the process was pretty smooth. It even included a round of Towers of Hanoi.