MrPikes
@mrpikes.bsky.social
Poorly groomed technologist, frustrated optimist, affable weirdo, polymath. Fairly certain I've never seen these views or opinions before in my life.
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Bollockules - the building blocks of bollocks.
August 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Bollockules - the building blocks of bollocks.
Anyone can do a Michael Caine accent. Just say "My cocaine" a little deeper and a little quicker than normal 😁
March 2, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Anyone can do a Michael Caine accent. Just say "My cocaine" a little deeper and a little quicker than normal 😁
I have a squeeze bottle of moisturizer I keep in my shaving kit labeled "Zebra Cum" with the sole aim of making a TSA inspector giggle.
February 19, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I have a squeeze bottle of moisturizer I keep in my shaving kit labeled "Zebra Cum" with the sole aim of making a TSA inspector giggle.
FFS, I've drilled so many farts into this mattress that—were one to whack it with, say, a shovel—I fear a giant green cartoon skull & crossbones would coalesce midair.
Okay, night night.
Okay, night night.
February 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
FFS, I've drilled so many farts into this mattress that—were one to whack it with, say, a shovel—I fear a giant green cartoon skull & crossbones would coalesce midair.
Okay, night night.
Okay, night night.
If we were only now figuring out about adding iodine to salt on a global scale, Donald Trump and his obstreperous ilk would kill the research funding, then work out how to monetize it.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iodised...
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iodised...
Iodised salt - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org
February 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
If we were only now figuring out about adding iodine to salt on a global scale, Donald Trump and his obstreperous ilk would kill the research funding, then work out how to monetize it.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iodised...
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iodised...
Please To Be Advised: Turns out Meatloaf's "Two Out of Three Ain't Bad" is *not* a good 10-year anniversary theme song.
February 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Please To Be Advised: Turns out Meatloaf's "Two Out of Three Ain't Bad" is *not* a good 10-year anniversary theme song.
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God. Imagine French vapes though. A foot long, needle thin, and the goop inside is a mix of pure nicotine and espresso.
January 8, 2025 at 7:06 PM
God. Imagine French vapes though. A foot long, needle thin, and the goop inside is a mix of pure nicotine and espresso.
Show of hands: Who else has popped a Rodney at a funeral?
January 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Show of hands: Who else has popped a Rodney at a funeral?
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Don't ask something you'll regret later on 🤣🤣
January 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Don't ask something you'll regret later on 🤣🤣
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Introducing Peep 'N' Tom's luxury "bird"watching binoculars! "You'll always peep a tit with a Tom™️"
January 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Introducing Peep 'N' Tom's luxury "bird"watching binoculars! "You'll always peep a tit with a Tom™️"
My travel moisturizer is in a small, clear, capped container with the printed label ZEBRA CUM. Somewhere out there is a TSA inspector who giggled.
January 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
My travel moisturizer is in a small, clear, capped container with the printed label ZEBRA CUM. Somewhere out there is a TSA inspector who giggled.
*Sex Acts I Just Made Up*
Altoona Tuning Fork
Pohanka Handshake
Albany Bandolier
Baton Rouge Hoop Skirt
Providence Pompadour
Annapolis Pot Luck
Eugene Crab Feast
Jackson Five
Altoona Tuning Fork
Pohanka Handshake
Albany Bandolier
Baton Rouge Hoop Skirt
Providence Pompadour
Annapolis Pot Luck
Eugene Crab Feast
Jackson Five
January 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
*Sex Acts I Just Made Up*
Altoona Tuning Fork
Pohanka Handshake
Albany Bandolier
Baton Rouge Hoop Skirt
Providence Pompadour
Annapolis Pot Luck
Eugene Crab Feast
Jackson Five
Altoona Tuning Fork
Pohanka Handshake
Albany Bandolier
Baton Rouge Hoop Skirt
Providence Pompadour
Annapolis Pot Luck
Eugene Crab Feast
Jackson Five
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My houseplants watching me pour water in the coffee maker
December 13, 2024 at 1:45 AM
My houseplants watching me pour water in the coffee maker
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whoa... wait I see myself in the headless mule... quite a bit...
I love when Wikipedia editors make visualizations of fictional stuff
December 12, 2024 at 9:31 PM
whoa... wait I see myself in the headless mule... quite a bit...
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What is the plural of 'attorney general'?
www.youtube.com/shorts/MjbZi...
www.youtube.com/shorts/MjbZi...
What is the plural of ‘attorney general’?
YouTube video by Merriam-Webster
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December 13, 2024 at 3:12 PM
What is the plural of 'attorney general'?
www.youtube.com/shorts/MjbZi...
www.youtube.com/shorts/MjbZi...
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“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Hit us up @hallmarkchannel.bsky.social @netflix.com 🙏
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Hit us up @hallmarkchannel.bsky.social @netflix.com 🙏
December 11, 2024 at 2:39 PM
“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Hit us up @hallmarkchannel.bsky.social @netflix.com 🙏
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Hit us up @hallmarkchannel.bsky.social @netflix.com 🙏
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Me: I will just relax for a few minutes by playing a mindless game on my phone
Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble
Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble
December 11, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Me: I will just relax for a few minutes by playing a mindless game on my phone
Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble
Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble
Judging by the filthiness of my eyeglasses, one could reasonably infer I have been digging holes with my face.
December 11, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Judging by the filthiness of my eyeglasses, one could reasonably infer I have been digging holes with my face.
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ACAB includes Ronald McDonald.
December 9, 2024 at 10:45 PM
ACAB includes Ronald McDonald.