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Mr Phytel
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31 | Montréal | Trash eater | Nonsense speaker | Beer drinker | ❤️husbandog❤️: @huskyto.bsky.social
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phorrums.bsky.social
I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw.

( Also a good excuse for an #art study )
A digital drawing referencing the quoted image. In the style of an early 20th century drawing, a woman in a dress holds a minigun. The text above is changed to read "Does the minigun make women cruel?"
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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wolvesmaw.bsky.social
Sobek 🐊
November 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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gompami.bsky.social
Grooming Session 2
November 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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vuc.bsky.social
He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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slushedhyena.bsky.social
My going out shorts
November 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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midnightmiracle.bsky.social
no al bhed rug pull here brudda, my coin's backed by yevon ya? praise be
October 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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bedupolker.bsky.social
supportive pillow 1/2
Four panels of a comic. A mouse lady with a visible baby bump walks up with a tray of food to her friend, a bat, who is seated at a booth. Dialogue: Bat: Sooo. How's the whole "miracle of life" thing going? Mouse: I thought you said you didn't want to talk about that. Bat: Did I? Mouse: You said it was a "horror show!" Bat: Yeah... But I remembered I love horror movies! Mouse: It's not a horror movie! The rough thing lately's been getting sleep... If I'm on my back I feel like a tortoise. Sleeping on my belly's out of the question... I'm not even comfortable on my side, anymore. Bat: Oh, what you need is a body pillow! Mouse: You think so? Bat: I just washed mine, you can borrow her! Mouse: "her?" Three panels of a comic. The first two panels show the mouse's rat boyfriend speaking to her while she is off screen. Dialogue: Rat: Mmm, still can't sleep, Mariella? The third panel reveals the mouse lady's borrowed body pillow has a heavily sexualized anime bat girl on it. Dialogue: Mouse: I'm finally comfortable. But, Rusty... she's watching me.
November 22, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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dirtsecret.bsky.social
anyways, rrrrrrrrrrrrr
November 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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nightelectricity.com
thanks man
Fisherman in Pokemon Crystal "The tug you feel on the ROD" That's the best feeling ever
November 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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notcoffee.bsky.social
experiment stuff
November 21, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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gifs-bot.bsky.social
SPACE/NEPTUNE2.GIF
November 21, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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dominiqueramseyart.bsky.social
Love is the key to life, the thing that makes it right
Illustration of two black wolves wearing rainbow stripes on their fur dance together in a golden field.
November 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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aurochdigital.bsky.social
In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war. Introducing: Warhammer Survivors, coming 2026.

The endless night closes around you in the universes of Warhammer. Pick a champion and eviscerate endless swarms of enemies ⚔️

Watch the trailer 👇
November 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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vampire.poncle.games
me when he says he's forklift certified:
a drawing of the villain from Vampire Survivors kissing Jimbo from Balatro. Jimbo is also holding a banana in his hand which is on the villain's face.
November 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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doofivirus.bsky.social
Browsing other peoples' air ride machines and the Bepis Star made me laugh so hard I got a headache
November 20, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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ooccouchgags.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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mossworm.bsky.social
worm
worm or snake like creature with rainbow quilt-like scales and tiny white wings. its mouth is open, it has sharp teeth, and its tongue is blue and purple
November 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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theverge.com
Screw it, I’m installing Linux
Screw it, I’m installing Linux
It’s the year of Linux on my desktop.
buff.ly
November 19, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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xreamy.bsky.social
Road dogs
November 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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nathangrayson.bsky.social
But for now, a silver lining: it took many years and billions of dollars, but Microsoft finally invented a calculator that’s wrong sometimes and can install malware on our computers.
November 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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alexdecampi.bsky.social
Look at this 4th cen BC Greek antefix, proof that our ancestors also appreciated A Very Good Boy. 13/10 would pet
A terracotta sculpture of a the head and neck of a herding/shepherd type dog, seen from the front, with his head tilted and one ear up as of he has just been asked, “who’s a good boy then?!” and he’s thinking, “is it me?! could it be me?!!” The same sculpture as described in previous, but seen from the side. The dog is very good and I would like to pet him, 13/10 ancient fella
November 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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shadeykris.bsky.social
Dibs the kobold living her dream. ✨

| #DnD #Art #Illustration #Animation #kobold #TTRPGs #D&D #cute |
November 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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rhiannonkagoe.bsky.social
coffee rats ☕️
November 20, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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sko0ps.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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laraseven.bsky.social
Double entendre title of the week. This book is from 2005 and appears to be from a UK or HK publisher but I really think someone should have told them.
Book titled "anatomy of the bear lessons from Wall Street's four great bottoms"
November 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM