consentroidvania, emotional intelliroguelike, first person sobbing? bro what are you talking about. It's 2025. we're watching northern lion play gambling.

Snort laughed at work

[holds up hand during film studies 100] more like Shitizen Lame

A lot of discourse in politics works this way tbh; so much of what people advocate for is advocating for it something to happen to or be done by *other people*.

"We need more trade schools" is a classic one, and related to this. Oh you want your kid to go to trade school? Or just...other kids...

I think it's cool and not upsetting that every technology company on earth has like 200 data science PhDs working around the clock on AI projects that look like shit and don't work -- and then they are also confidently presenting them to the press and public

That cutaway to the audience silently nodding is me whenever Johnnie To talks movies.

hhhow bout we puut a gdahtdamn tariff on lunch meetings

idk why y'all are asking AI chat bots questions. If you want confidently presented but wrong as fuck information that was carelessly scraped from the first page of an SEO-devastated Google search, you could've just asked me

Friendly reminder to all my haters: You're only making me more famous by repeatedly posting that video of me crying to "Glory of Love" by Peter Cetera from the Karate Kid II soundtrack

But could you please stop posting it anyway, thank you

normalize seeing an attractive person and turning into a cartoon wolf and then making a bunch of noises like slide whistles and car horns and shit like that tbh

The anals of history

OK, I'll bite: what the hell is a clitoris

indie game marketing is fucking cutthroat bro you gotta stay wholesome 24/7 bro. if your circle isn't discussing gifability its over bro. you dont even know the difference between cottagecore and fruitger aero bro. you aint cozy enough bro. youll never make it outta the alps bro. get on the kindset