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James mfing Harden🔥
February 10, 2026 at 4:34 AM
James mfing Harden🔥
The James Harden trade is already a success.
February 10, 2026 at 4:39 AM
The James Harden trade is already a success.
Can Sam Merrill stop getting playing time. If he’s not making threes, he useless.
February 10, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Can Sam Merrill stop getting playing time. If he’s not making threes, he useless.
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Mamdani announces a new executive order protecting New Yorkers from "abusive immigration enforcement," including requiring ICE to have a judicial warrant to enter NYC property
February 6, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Mamdani announces a new executive order protecting New Yorkers from "abusive immigration enforcement," including requiring ICE to have a judicial warrant to enter NYC property
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Can’t believe people are freaking out about Chappell Roan’s dress last night lol buncha virgins
February 3, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Can’t believe people are freaking out about Chappell Roan’s dress last night lol buncha virgins
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Just finished my copy edits but HOT DAMN is that some good news to log on to see
JUST IN: Democrats flip a red seat in the Texas Senate.
Taylor Rehmet wins against Leigh Wambsganss, a conservative activist who helped lead right-wing efforts to take over TX school boards.
With all early vote, and 95% of precincts, in, Dem up 57/43.
Trump won this seat by 17% in Tarrant County.
Taylor Rehmet wins against Leigh Wambsganss, a conservative activist who helped lead right-wing efforts to take over TX school boards.
With all early vote, and 95% of precincts, in, Dem up 57/43.
Trump won this seat by 17% in Tarrant County.
February 1, 2026 at 6:36 AM
Just finished my copy edits but HOT DAMN is that some good news to log on to see
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I can ride my bike with no handlebars (no handlebars, no handlebars)
January 30, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I can ride my bike with no handlebars (no handlebars, no handlebars)
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Omg girl be so for real. The American people DON’T have a say. We elected democrats to represent us, and they’re doing NOTHING right now to stop any of this, despite our demands.
January 29, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Omg girl be so for real. The American people DON’T have a say. We elected democrats to represent us, and they’re doing NOTHING right now to stop any of this, despite our demands.
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The Cavs couldn’t be more back.
January 29, 2026 at 1:57 AM
The Cavs couldn’t be more back.
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For any elected official who needs to hear this, I impart a lesson learned from the NFL:
When the other team is tired and on the back foot, you don’t call a timeout so they can catch their breath. You grind their fucking face into the dirt until the final whistle blows and you’ve won the game.
When the other team is tired and on the back foot, you don’t call a timeout so they can catch their breath. You grind their fucking face into the dirt until the final whistle blows and you’ve won the game.
January 27, 2026 at 1:41 AM
For any elected official who needs to hear this, I impart a lesson learned from the NFL:
When the other team is tired and on the back foot, you don’t call a timeout so they can catch their breath. You grind their fucking face into the dirt until the final whistle blows and you’ve won the game.
When the other team is tired and on the back foot, you don’t call a timeout so they can catch their breath. You grind their fucking face into the dirt until the final whistle blows and you’ve won the game.
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Good. Hopefully Dems in congress finally understand they need to stop being pussies
January 25, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Good. Hopefully Dems in congress finally understand they need to stop being pussies
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There is *no* functioning Dem leadership at this point. Jeffries and Schumer need to go NOW if our nation is to have any chance.
January 22, 2026 at 11:40 PM
There is *no* functioning Dem leadership at this point. Jeffries and Schumer need to go NOW if our nation is to have any chance.
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Wish something would suspend the orange fuck’s heartbeat for approximately eternity.
The Michigan auto worker who was flipped off by Trump after heckling him has reportedly been suspended
A Ford worker called out Trump. The president flipped him off. Now, he's been suspended. • Michigan Advance
A union-backed auto worker at Ford Motor Co. was caught on video heckling President Donald Trump when he visited a Dearborn factory on Tuesday ahead of his address to the Detroit Economic Club. The vi...
michiganadvance.com
January 14, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Wish something would suspend the orange fuck’s heartbeat for approximately eternity.
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Shapiro: J.D. Vance is profoundly and pathetically a weak human being, and he does whatever he thinks his boss wants him to do.
What we need right now is not idiotic gaslighting from the sitting VP
He should be ashamed of himself—and he’s not. I think that speaks to the weakness of his character.
What we need right now is not idiotic gaslighting from the sitting VP
He should be ashamed of himself—and he’s not. I think that speaks to the weakness of his character.
January 9, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Shapiro: J.D. Vance is profoundly and pathetically a weak human being, and he does whatever he thinks his boss wants him to do.
What we need right now is not idiotic gaslighting from the sitting VP
He should be ashamed of himself—and he’s not. I think that speaks to the weakness of his character.
What we need right now is not idiotic gaslighting from the sitting VP
He should be ashamed of himself—and he’s not. I think that speaks to the weakness of his character.
There’s no chance the Browns are in a worse spot than the Raiders
Most desirable NFL Jobs:
1. Ravens
2. Giants
3. Falcons
4. Titans
5. Cardinals
6. Raiders
7. Browns
1. Ravens
2. Giants
3. Falcons
4. Titans
5. Cardinals
6. Raiders
7. Browns
January 7, 2026 at 2:16 AM
There’s no chance the Browns are in a worse spot than the Raiders
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Gonna lose my home league semifinal today because my two QBs were Josh Allen and Jaxson Dart.
I was 24-4.
Fantasy football is so fucking dumb😂
I was 24-4.
Fantasy football is so fucking dumb😂
December 21, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Gonna lose my home league semifinal today because my two QBs were Josh Allen and Jaxson Dart.
I was 24-4.
Fantasy football is so fucking dumb😂
I was 24-4.
Fantasy football is so fucking dumb😂
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Listen. In 2026, Joe Flacco just should be the official NFL all-time QB. If your QB suffers a season-ending injury, you should be able to sign Flacco for up to four games and pay him the pro-rated franchise tag. Just make this easier for everyone involved.
December 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Listen. In 2026, Joe Flacco just should be the official NFL all-time QB. If your QB suffers a season-ending injury, you should be able to sign Flacco for up to four games and pay him the pro-rated franchise tag. Just make this easier for everyone involved.
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The Cavs need to blow it up.
December 4, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The Cavs need to blow it up.
The Cavs are just a bad basketball team now. It’s very sad
November 29, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The Cavs are just a bad basketball team now. It’s very sad
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
I hate the Dolphins
November 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I hate the Dolphins
I really wanted Evan Mobley to be elite but it just doesn’t seem like he’ll ever get there
November 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I really wanted Evan Mobley to be elite but it just doesn’t seem like he’ll ever get there
That was such an embarrassing loss by the Cavs. What a joke
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
That was such an embarrassing loss by the Cavs. What a joke
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Today, the White House Press Secretary told the country that this ridiculous damn ballroom is “the president’s main priority”…not reopening the government, not lowering the cost of groceries, not lowering the cost of housing, not lowering the cost of healthcare….building a ballroom
October 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Today, the White House Press Secretary told the country that this ridiculous damn ballroom is “the president’s main priority”…not reopening the government, not lowering the cost of groceries, not lowering the cost of housing, not lowering the cost of healthcare….building a ballroom