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Aspiring Reginald Perrin.
Woke AF
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It's never illegal to claim asylum.
November 15, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Business idea: an alternative to LinkedIn that's way less wanky
November 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I didn't think my former respect for Albanese could be further shredded
Albanese and Minns were guests at Sandilands wedding.
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 AM
This is pretty crazy - DNA data manipulation to undermine Palestinian legitimacy

www.instagram.com/reel/DQ3nMBR...
undefined on Instagram: "siicksaadwoorldHow dodgy is this erasure by Ancestry DNA?? 😤 #ancestrydna #levant #falastin #dnatestView all 861 comments"
siicksaadwoorldHow dodgy is this erasure by Ancestry DNA?? 😤 #ancestrydna #levant #falastin #dnatest
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November 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Political leaders all around the world are going to get out of bed extra early tomorrow and salute all the flags and Lest we Forgets, banging the drums of peace, all while forgetting to care about Palestine.
This is not fine.
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Ding dong, Dick Cheney's dead
November 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Dick's done. Hurrah.
November 4, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Millennial Snagglepuss: Heavens to Murgatroyd, that's fair. Based, even.
November 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Predator Vs. Donkey Kong
Crying to be made. I want an executive producer credit.
November 3, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Any day now...
"The founding fathers, what a bunch of losers, totally corrupt. Many people are saying they screwed up the constitution and it's ruining America with all the illegals. And the amendments are a joke, completely unfair. We had to rewrite the whole thing."
November 2, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I should microdose
i should have a cold one
October 20, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Dear @bsky.app can you rename your platform to Antifa?
You know, just for giggles.
October 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Are the lizard people actually lizards in disguise, or does it just mean cold blooded and entirely indifferent to everyone else?
October 18, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Organised religion is crack for the soul.
October 18, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I don't know what the big fuss about drugs is all about. I just did a line of marijuana and I don't feel anything.
October 18, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Not intended as a joke
October 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
During your respawn you will experience a brief and disorienting 'resonance tuning' temporal lag as your coordinates align.

This sensation, referred to as Deja vu, will pass quickly with minimal smear traces.

Please enjoy your remaining respawns responsibly.
October 15, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Someone once described the libertarian as like a house cat: wholly convinced of her own fierce independence while being entirely dependent on a system she neither understands nor appreciates.
October 11, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Word of the day: Plenary
October 8, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Niagara launcher for Android allows you to rename apps as you please, so I have renamed BlueSky after the reason I use it
October 2, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I will win a Nobel prize before Trump does.
October 1, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Lol
Why is our military the envy of the world?

It’s not because of the training, funding, weaponry or combat standards.

It’s because Americans from all walks of life come together to serve their nation, united by a deep love of country.

1/4
October 1, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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A man who has spent 40 years tending to the graves of the only two victims of the Air India disaster who were left unclaimed has been honoured by an Indian cultural group in Cork
Man honoured in Cork for tending to Air India graves
A man who has spent 40 years tending to the graves of the only two victims of the Air India disaster who were left unclaimed has been honoured by an Indian cultural group in Cork.
www.rte.ie
September 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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September 27, 2025 at 3:18 AM
For sale: heights, never wuthered.
September 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM