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Mr John
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Aspiring Reginald Perrin.
Woke AF
Shocked to learn that Wilson is a self serving grub.
November 17, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I can't wait for the accusation/confession stuff about the cows to come out
November 17, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Doubleplus good news.
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Eleventy hundred more than a Brazilian
November 16, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Honey, they were out of the bread you like so I got a distortion pedal instead.
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I have cash to back this project as soon as you add a bangin' Bloody Mary to the menu
November 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Clutching at straw men
November 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
You are clearly speaking from a deeeeeeply biased place, with little consideration for what the American experience has been like for the rest of the world.
November 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Can we stop pretending that the world's foremost violent hegemony ever had ethical leadership?
November 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Capitalism - Fuck you Jack, I've got mine, and destroy all other isms.
November 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Brave President, standing out of respect for the fallen
November 8, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Not even a fractional figment of a fictitious fuck
November 7, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Whose bitch is he?
November 7, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 8:36 AM
🇺🇲 Merica needs a Fire and Brimstone pope pew pew pew 🇺🇲 /s
November 6, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Stupid men win stupid prizes
November 6, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Surely he would need the approval of Congress to pass the Big Beautiful Pew Pew Merica act.
November 6, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I need to reread
November 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
When you're in the shit
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November 5, 2025 at 12:22 PM