mrjeefers.bsky.social
@mrjeefers.bsky.social
If I read or hear "It's not just --, it's --" then I immediately think anything else you've said us from an LLM.

This cadence is worse than any M-dash.

My brain hurts more from this repetition then when The Real McCoy's "Another Night" was on the radio on repeat in 1994.
November 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I had more of an existential reaction 11 years ago when I turned 27, the same age as Gordon Freeman, than I did this year tur ing 38, the same age as my parents when they adopted me.

HL3 will arrive when the time is right, like they always have.
November 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Why do I use anything to mix my paint except a paint pallet?
August 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Artistic Intellectual copyright laws are anti-human.
Telling stories and making art is what we DO.
Legally stifling human creativity because you don't want them using your imagination is thought crime.

Let people sell their Pooh Bear shirts and Luigi hats.

For humanity.
May 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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It’s not finished yet, but here’s a little sneak peek at the latest piece in the Moonlit March series!

#opossumart #animalart #oilpainting #oilpaintingprocess
May 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I wonder if Lorde ever introduces herself as Randy Marsh
May 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I wonder when the blue collar industries will start to realize that 245% tariffs on China might actually hurt them...

Mrjeefers is feeling... cynical
April 18, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I miss when the internet meant choosing what mood I'm in out of 132 options, and making sure I visit the giant omelette before it disappears.

MrJeefers is feeling... discontent
April 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Anyone else notice that Jared Golden's hair gets more Nazi faux-hawk style the further authoritarian suckup he becomes?
April 17, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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I don’t mean to be weird and dramatic but I just want to scream my brains out and eat everything and fight everyone like God’s angriest little seagull, but also just go live on the bottom of the ocean like a flounder with a little peanut brain and everything is dumb and I hate it
April 12, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Remember when cryptocurrency was being advertised to be the fallback to hedge against a conventional market catastrophe?
April 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Dealing with QuickBooks is like dealing with Satan. Not fun Hedonistic Temptation Satan either.
No, dealing with QuickBooks is like dealing with Punishment for Eternity Satan.
April 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Dentists: You really need to stop brushing so hard.

Also Dentists: You haven't been jamming the minty razor wire between your gums enough!
April 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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April 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
An extremely useful reframing technique. Tasks never end, they're just in different stages.
Take a walk around the pond and see where you're at.
April 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Happy to see someone yelling like I want to yell.
April 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
This reminds me of the Charlie Kirk phenomenon where I've seen him so often with his tiny face that he looks weird in unedited photos.
I have seen JD Vance’s baby head online so much that I legitimately don’t remember what his actual face looks like.
March 7, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Am I learning skills to better myself out of enjoyment, or am I practicing escapism to avoid the horrors(tm)

I'll get back to you on that
March 4, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Just to leave a place better than how you found it. That's an ethical framework worth a lifetime of work. That's enough.
February 21, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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The Snow Queen of The Hinterlands.
February 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
For someone who asks a lot of questions I've discovered that I'm apparently very bad at asking questions.
January 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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January 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Doing NYT Connections to calm down after something stressful is one of the best lessons I've received from @hankgreen.bsky.social.
Crash Course in distractionary puzzle zen.
January 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
50 pixels is way too high for the taskbar when I've only got 768 pixels to spare.
When Chrome's ribbons take up 120?
Even Obsidian's top ribbons take 80.
< 640 pixels? On a 17" monitor? Damn MS.
Time to open mIRC and slowly download individual .gif files before my mom picks up the phone I guess.
January 17, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Rep. Jared Goldman (D) Maine,
Are you kidding ME?

Tariff ALL foreign imports?
Increase the financial burden on our already hurting community.

steel, wood, cement, cotton...
If you're going to bend the knee to T's anti-economic policies before he's even in office I could have voted for Theriault.
January 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM