Ice Cream Bandit
@mrfreeze.bsky.social
Our daughter was suspiciously quiet, a subsequent investigation revealed that she had gotten her hands on a slice of Terry's Chocolate Orange.
#parenting
#parenting
September 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Our daughter was suspiciously quiet, a subsequent investigation revealed that she had gotten her hands on a slice of Terry's Chocolate Orange.
#parenting
#parenting
Space libertarian
"A year is defined as one rotation of the Earth around the sun, therefore the age of consent doesn't count in space"
"A year is defined as one rotation of the Earth around the sun, therefore the age of consent doesn't count in space"
August 31, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Space libertarian
"A year is defined as one rotation of the Earth around the sun, therefore the age of consent doesn't count in space"
"A year is defined as one rotation of the Earth around the sun, therefore the age of consent doesn't count in space"
(Press conference)
Reporter: Ms Storm do you wanna comment on the online rumors tha....
Sue Storm: yes, he can stretch down there and I fucking love it, can we move on?
Reporter: ......rumors that you're a huge Babylon 5 fan?
#FantasticFour
Reporter: Ms Storm do you wanna comment on the online rumors tha....
Sue Storm: yes, he can stretch down there and I fucking love it, can we move on?
Reporter: ......rumors that you're a huge Babylon 5 fan?
#FantasticFour
August 14, 2025 at 12:09 PM
(Press conference)
Reporter: Ms Storm do you wanna comment on the online rumors tha....
Sue Storm: yes, he can stretch down there and I fucking love it, can we move on?
Reporter: ......rumors that you're a huge Babylon 5 fan?
#FantasticFour
Reporter: Ms Storm do you wanna comment on the online rumors tha....
Sue Storm: yes, he can stretch down there and I fucking love it, can we move on?
Reporter: ......rumors that you're a huge Babylon 5 fan?
#FantasticFour
Before long some Korean war veteran is gonna try to join cos his care home nurse stopped letting him smoke in his room.
#abolishice
#abolishice
August 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Before long some Korean war veteran is gonna try to join cos his care home nurse stopped letting him smoke in his room.
#abolishice
#abolishice
Wonder Woman 1984
Worst movie you’ve seen in the last 10 years?
July 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Wonder Woman 1984
They couldn't come up with a better name at least?
July 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
They couldn't come up with a better name at least?
And nothing of value was lost.
4Chan was hacked, its source code was leaked, admin emails were leaked, AND a lot of registered users used their real names and .edu email addresses. Lotta CHUDs getting exposed to sunlight today.
April 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
And nothing of value was lost.
Dirk Sexton, the biggest hot tub wholesaler in Missouri
Modern American fascism is driven almost entirely by the kind of people who could be called a “regional popcorn mogul”
April 12, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Dirk Sexton, the biggest hot tub wholesaler in Missouri
Captain: This is our assignment, any questions?
Me: yeah, am I the only one that's nervous about recovering a prison ship in the Torment Nebula?
Me: yeah, am I the only one that's nervous about recovering a prison ship in the Torment Nebula?
April 9, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Captain: This is our assignment, any questions?
Me: yeah, am I the only one that's nervous about recovering a prison ship in the Torment Nebula?
Me: yeah, am I the only one that's nervous about recovering a prison ship in the Torment Nebula?
Trump has declared "The MST3K" a narco terror group
April 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Trump has declared "The MST3K" a narco terror group
Translation.
I'm a fucking cheapskate that doesn't want to pay for people's work
I'm a fucking cheapskate that doesn't want to pay for people's work
April 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Translation.
I'm a fucking cheapskate that doesn't want to pay for people's work
I'm a fucking cheapskate that doesn't want to pay for people's work
90 year old me lying in bed asking my grandchildren if the Slow mo drug from Dredd (2012) actually exists now
January 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
90 year old me lying in bed asking my grandchildren if the Slow mo drug from Dredd (2012) actually exists now
Anita Bryant taught me that it's OK to not listen to her cus she's a terrible person.
Rest in piss
Rest in piss
January 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Anita Bryant taught me that it's OK to not listen to her cus she's a terrible person.
Rest in piss
Rest in piss
Fascist infighting over who is the correct kind of fascist?
Can you see how shocked I am?
Can you see how shocked I am?
January 12, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Fascist infighting over who is the correct kind of fascist?
Can you see how shocked I am?
Can you see how shocked I am?
January 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Looking forward to Elon Musks book
"If I was Adrian Dittman: Confessions of the Tweeter"
"If I was Adrian Dittman: Confessions of the Tweeter"
January 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Looking forward to Elon Musks book
"If I was Adrian Dittman: Confessions of the Tweeter"
"If I was Adrian Dittman: Confessions of the Tweeter"
Jimmy Carter had information that would have led to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.
December 31, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Jimmy Carter had information that would have led to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.
Breaking news.
The local radio station has recordings of the dumb shit you say when you're alone in your car and will be broadcasting said recordings now.
The local radio station has recordings of the dumb shit you say when you're alone in your car and will be broadcasting said recordings now.
December 30, 2024 at 12:17 PM
Breaking news.
The local radio station has recordings of the dumb shit you say when you're alone in your car and will be broadcasting said recordings now.
The local radio station has recordings of the dumb shit you say when you're alone in your car and will be broadcasting said recordings now.
Tesla: sink 100k into this shitbox or else we'll take 2.5k
www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-...
www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-...
Tesla is Threatening Cybertruck Buyers to Take Delivery By the End of December; Otherwise, the Company Says They Will “Forfeit” Their $2,500 Deposit
To meet Wall Street’s year-end sales forecast, Tesla appears to be resorting to high-pressure tactics to force Cybertruck buyers to take delivery by December 31. The EV maker is threatening buyers to ...
www.torquenews.com
December 29, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Tesla: sink 100k into this shitbox or else we'll take 2.5k
www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-...
www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-...
I like the Cybertruck cus it immediately tells me if someone
1)is not using his truck as a truck
2) has no taste in cars
1)is not using his truck as a truck
2) has no taste in cars
December 26, 2024 at 7:15 PM
I like the Cybertruck cus it immediately tells me if someone
1)is not using his truck as a truck
2) has no taste in cars
1)is not using his truck as a truck
2) has no taste in cars
My plans for next year?
December 25, 2024 at 1:37 PM
My plans for next year?
Seagals agent: Ok this is a bit different from your usual movies, you play Santa Claus....
Seagal: so this Claus is like a former special ops veteran?
Agent: not entirely, anyway the premise of the movie is you and Mrs Claus are having marital problems...
Seagal: why, what did she do wrong?
Seagal: so this Claus is like a former special ops veteran?
Agent: not entirely, anyway the premise of the movie is you and Mrs Claus are having marital problems...
Seagal: why, what did she do wrong?
December 22, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Seagals agent: Ok this is a bit different from your usual movies, you play Santa Claus....
Seagal: so this Claus is like a former special ops veteran?
Agent: not entirely, anyway the premise of the movie is you and Mrs Claus are having marital problems...
Seagal: why, what did she do wrong?
Seagal: so this Claus is like a former special ops veteran?
Agent: not entirely, anyway the premise of the movie is you and Mrs Claus are having marital problems...
Seagal: why, what did she do wrong?