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Dave Turner
@mrdaveturner.bsky.social
Dad. Husband. Cat wrangler. Writer. Idiot.

www.daveturner.co.uk
I have not. Added to my reading list!
November 11, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Thanks to The Simpsons, whenever I watch a film where a car chase happens in an east European city I feel obliged to shout “PUT IT IN H!”
November 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Well you WOULD say that.
November 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
“You, sir, are a raging psychopath” will never fail to make me laugh
November 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I assume you’ve seen the Key and Peele sketch brainstorming the story? Apparently accurate according to Joe Dante. (*Whispers* one of the reasons I fancied my wife when we first met is because she looked like Phoebe Cates in Gremlins 2)
November 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Oh, I was saying Gremlins 2 is the most batshit mainstream Hollywood movie. Chris Columbus writing/directing 3 means we won’t have Joe Dante being batshit…
November 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
There’s a chance it’s the most batshit mainstream Hollywood movie ever made and it’s brilliant.
November 6, 2025 at 2:23 PM
That would’ve blown my tiny mind.
November 6, 2025 at 11:09 AM
They made Ready or Not, Abigail and the new Scream movies. Ready or Not and Abigail are brilliant if you haven’t seen them. They do violent and funny very well.
November 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Ha! No, I was still very much in the novelty records period of music appreciation
November 3, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I had to go to Wikipedia to check whether this or The Chicken Song was released first, as that was single number 2 purchased.
November 3, 2025 at 10:49 AM