Dave Turner
@mrdaveturner.bsky.social
Dad. Husband. Cat wrangler. Writer. Idiot.
www.daveturner.co.uk
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If you see this post an album with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
If you see this post an album with a motor vehicle on it.
Think this was the first single I went into a shop and bought with my own money. Oven Ready Records in Aylesbury. Was definitely more a Young Ones than Cliff fan.
November 3, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Think this was the first single I went into a shop and bought with my own money. Oven Ready Records in Aylesbury. Was definitely more a Young Ones than Cliff fan.
I have chosen my Halloween night movies
October 31, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I have chosen my Halloween night movies
The Simpsons predict everything.
October 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The Simpsons predict everything.
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
October 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
My wife and I have just admitted to each other that, when kids, we both thought the guy with the eyepatch was Dr Hook. This, and Wikipedia, have made us feel less alone. #totp
October 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
My wife and I have just admitted to each other that, when kids, we both thought the guy with the eyepatch was Dr Hook. This, and Wikipedia, have made us feel less alone. #totp
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing, and it’s an apple car driven by a dandy worm.
Women only want one thing, and it’s an apple car driven by a dandy worm.
October 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing, and it’s an apple car driven by a dandy worm.
Women only want one thing, and it’s an apple car driven by a dandy worm.
Whenever I see this listed on the telly, for a fraction of a second I think they’ve done a play of Edge of Tomorrow.
October 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Whenever I see this listed on the telly, for a fraction of a second I think they’ve done a play of Edge of Tomorrow.
The man basically illustrated my childhood. RIP Drew Struzan.
October 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The man basically illustrated my childhood. RIP Drew Struzan.
Was it in my teenager’s bedroom?
October 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Was it in my teenager’s bedroom?
The film also contains one of my favourite “Say the title, win the prize”.
October 12, 2025 at 12:52 PM
The film also contains one of my favourite “Say the title, win the prize”.
Wife has warned me one of the cats appears to be planning on digging a shallow grave.
October 5, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Wife has warned me one of the cats appears to be planning on digging a shallow grave.
Well, this was just lovely, warm and funny.
October 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Well, this was just lovely, warm and funny.
Lived my best Radio 6 Music Dad Life this week seeing Belly and Sleeper. Will need to spend the weekend napping on the sofa as I’m very old and very tired now.
October 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Lived my best Radio 6 Music Dad Life this week seeing Belly and Sleeper. Will need to spend the weekend napping on the sofa as I’m very old and very tired now.
Traditional pre-gig train beer. Circumstances mean I’m seeing Sleeper solo tonight so if you see a grumpy middle-aged bald man around Camden I’ll buy you a beer.
October 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Traditional pre-gig train beer. Circumstances mean I’m seeing Sleeper solo tonight so if you see a grumpy middle-aged bald man around Camden I’ll buy you a beer.
Saw Belly last night. Turns out, after 30 years, I’m still in love with Tanya Donelly.
October 2, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Saw Belly last night. Turns out, after 30 years, I’m still in love with Tanya Donelly.
If you see this quote post a concert picture you took.
September 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
If you see this quote post a concert picture you took.
"Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?"
September 15, 2025 at 10:42 AM
"Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?"
ACTIVATE THE CHUNKY KNITWEAR
September 15, 2025 at 10:38 AM
ACTIVATE THE CHUNKY KNITWEAR
Google AI suggesting that, during the tube strike, I should take the Elizabeth line from Marylebone station. Marylebone isn’t on the Elizabeth line.
September 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Google AI suggesting that, during the tube strike, I should take the Elizabeth line from Marylebone station. Marylebone isn’t on the Elizabeth line.
[screams for eternity]
September 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
[screams for eternity]
How very dare you, Amazon.
September 8, 2025 at 9:23 AM
How very dare you, Amazon.
Am I really late to the party noticing This is Spinal Tap’s rating goes to 11 on IMDB?
September 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Am I really late to the party noticing This is Spinal Tap’s rating goes to 11 on IMDB?
The queen is in residence.
September 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The queen is in residence.
I’ve just bought this for my cats. I will now sit down and think about what I’ve become.
September 5, 2025 at 9:54 AM
I’ve just bought this for my cats. I will now sit down and think about what I’ve become.