@mrcoreyatkinson.bsky.social
With Edmonton’s defence in front of him, it’s going to be more like Tristan Sigh-onic
December 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
With Edmonton’s defence in front of him, it’s going to be more like Tristan Sigh-onic
That was certainly baseball.
November 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
That was certainly baseball.
‘I’m DECEASED’ — a homeless person near Brian Kilmeade
Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."
September 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
‘I’m DECEASED’ — a homeless person near Brian Kilmeade
Freak out! Le Freak, C’est Chic!
August 9, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Freak out! Le Freak, C’est Chic!
My favourite YouTubers are, in no particular order: Garelick, SmelmaGarean, Twister106, Jerry Seinfist, The Daily Beast (but probably not the one you’re thinking of), Crawdad Cooker, Twister109 and E Pluribus Eunice.
July 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
My favourite YouTubers are, in no particular order: Garelick, SmelmaGarean, Twister106, Jerry Seinfist, The Daily Beast (but probably not the one you’re thinking of), Crawdad Cooker, Twister109 and E Pluribus Eunice.
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you don't see husbands realizing they forgot their anniversary and searching for a gift and seeing the necklace their wife wanted in a window for $50 and pulling out an empty wallet and moths flying out and then seeing a poster that says "BOXING MATCH FIRST PRIZE $50" and saying "hmmm" much anymore
June 6, 2025 at 10:33 PM
you don't see husbands realizing they forgot their anniversary and searching for a gift and seeing the necklace their wife wanted in a window for $50 and pulling out an empty wallet and moths flying out and then seeing a poster that says "BOXING MATCH FIRST PRIZE $50" and saying "hmmm" much anymore
Maybe the real tariff wars were the friends we made along the way
June 7, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Maybe the real tariff wars were the friends we made along the way
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I don’t know what the rules are if they could just vote for me, or if they can’t. I don’t know their rules, but if they ask me I will serve. The greatest roles. President and Pope. I don’t think anyone’s ever done that before. I would be a great Pope, I gotta say. I’d make them profitable again. I k
May 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I don’t know what the rules are if they could just vote for me, or if they can’t. I don’t know their rules, but if they ask me I will serve. The greatest roles. President and Pope. I don’t think anyone’s ever done that before. I would be a great Pope, I gotta say. I’d make them profitable again. I k
It would be smart of the cardinals to vote for me. They’re smart people, you know. Lots of Italians. Very smart people. So they’re smart and they’re going to vote with their pieces of paper and all that. You know I love voting by paper ballots. They robbed me in the 2020 election because there were
May 3, 2025 at 3:18 AM
It would be smart of the cardinals to vote for me. They’re smart people, you know. Lots of Italians. Very smart people. So they’re smart and they’re going to vote with their pieces of paper and all that. You know I love voting by paper ballots. They robbed me in the 2020 election because there were
Me every time I’m in the ‘Spirit of Halloween’ store
Fuck these ghouls and vampires.
May 2, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Me every time I’m in the ‘Spirit of Halloween’ store
I thought def leppard wouldn’t eat my face 😢
April 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I thought def leppard wouldn’t eat my face 😢
Golfers who win big tournaments with a putt on the final green need to practice their celebratory putter flips. Fling that thing onto the 17th fairway or stfu
April 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Golfers who win big tournaments with a putt on the final green need to practice their celebratory putter flips. Fling that thing onto the 17th fairway or stfu
I don’t know who needs to hear this but YOU do NOT need to buy hundreds of dollars more space on the cloud every time you take a screenshot. Stop with that nonsense kind of talk!
April 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this but YOU do NOT need to buy hundreds of dollars more space on the cloud every time you take a screenshot. Stop with that nonsense kind of talk!
I’m still calling it the Gulf of Mexico.
April 4, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I’m still calling it the Gulf of Mexico.
No other elected official in the western world in the last 200 years would be able to get away with this kind of out-of-touch nonsense
Trump: "An old fashioned term that we use -- groceries. I used it on the campaign. It's such an old fashioned term, but a beautiful term. Groceries. It says a bag with different things in it."
April 2, 2025 at 10:16 PM
No other elected official in the western world in the last 200 years would be able to get away with this kind of out-of-touch nonsense
You uhh… got any of that war secrets app?
a man wearing a red beanie and a jacket is smiling and looking at the camera .
ALT: a man wearing a red beanie and a jacket is smiling and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
March 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
You uhh… got any of that war secrets app?
ANNOUNCE SHAPIRO/ATKINS EXTENSIONS
Adley Rutschman vs Yariel Rodríguez
#Birdland
Home Run (2) 💣
Exit velo: 108.5 mph
Launch angle: 27 deg
Proj. distance: 415 ft
No doubt about that one 🔒
That's a dinger in all 30 MLB ballparks
BAL (11) @ TOR (2)
🔺 8th
#Birdland
Home Run (2) 💣
Exit velo: 108.5 mph
Launch angle: 27 deg
Proj. distance: 415 ft
No doubt about that one 🔒
That's a dinger in all 30 MLB ballparks
BAL (11) @ TOR (2)
🔺 8th
March 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
ANNOUNCE SHAPIRO/ATKINS EXTENSIONS
Attitude era WWE wasn’t exactly known for jumping out of the way of needles
BASH: Would RFK Jr be involved in vaccination of children at schools?
LINDA McMAHON: That's a little outside of looking at making sure we have funding for children with disabilities
LINDA McMAHON: That's a little outside of looking at making sure we have funding for children with disabilities
March 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Attitude era WWE wasn’t exactly known for jumping out of the way of needles
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.
Hard mode: No villains
Hard mode: No villains
March 20, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.
Hard mode: No villains
Hard mode: No villains
TIL Jackie Robinson’s story is woke cultural Marxism.
March 19, 2025 at 9:57 PM
TIL Jackie Robinson’s story is woke cultural Marxism.
My Bloody Valentine only had one album for the longest time due to so many lawsuits from shoe-related injuries from their shows in mid-February
The shoegaze genre was named because the musicians who created it used to throw shoes at the crowd between each song, when you went to a concert you had to keep an eye out for a shoe flying at you: hence shoe gaze.
March 19, 2025 at 2:36 PM
My Bloody Valentine only had one album for the longest time due to so many lawsuits from shoe-related injuries from their shows in mid-February
They’re inspiring you over on imbue-sky
They're smoking your ass over on Fluesky.
They’re litigating your ass over on Suesky
March 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
They’re inspiring you over on imbue-sky
I’m old enough to remember the biggest scandal in the 2024 election was when he said he was a football coach and they talked for days and days that he was ‘only’ an assistant football coach.
Walz carefully but clearly agreeing with everybody who complained they held him back is smart.
March 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I’m old enough to remember the biggest scandal in the 2024 election was when he said he was a football coach and they talked for days and days that he was ‘only’ an assistant football coach.