Chico Valdez 🇨🇦
@mrchicovaldez.bsky.social
I live on an island in Canada. 🇨🇦
Three of my five alternate personalities find me amusing. In fact I'm editing this right now. Shut up Veronica.
Three of my five alternate personalities find me amusing. In fact I'm editing this right now. Shut up Veronica.
Rectum?
Damn near killed him.
Damn near killed him.
December 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Rectum?
Damn near killed him.
Damn near killed him.
December 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The real winners in the JE file release are the toner companies.
December 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The real winners in the JE file release are the toner companies.
Mom? Are you OK?
December 17, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Mom? Are you OK?
Prank of a lifetime.
9/10 I'd be going into the office on a weekend to do this if I was still working.
9/10 I'd be going into the office on a weekend to do this if I was still working.
In a moment of extreme boredom at work I photocopied a paperclip using an entire pack of paper which I then reloaded into the copier, paperclip image right side up. I'd forgotten about this until a photocopier repair man had the machine in pieces looking for the paperclip.
December 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Prank of a lifetime.
9/10 I'd be going into the office on a weekend to do this if I was still working.
9/10 I'd be going into the office on a weekend to do this if I was still working.
So good.
December 16, 2025 at 4:55 AM
So good.
ONEBC is a very accurately named party right now.
December 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
ONEBC is a very accurately named party right now.
It's going to be a real tossup as to which songs Lily Allen sings on SNL tonight.
While I'm hoping for "F&ck You" or "Pussy Palace", I'm quite certain I won't get my wish.
Perhaps she'll get a cameo on a Stranger Things sketch. That would be fun.
🤞🏻
While I'm hoping for "F&ck You" or "Pussy Palace", I'm quite certain I won't get my wish.
Perhaps she'll get a cameo on a Stranger Things sketch. That would be fun.
🤞🏻
December 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
It's going to be a real tossup as to which songs Lily Allen sings on SNL tonight.
While I'm hoping for "F&ck You" or "Pussy Palace", I'm quite certain I won't get my wish.
Perhaps she'll get a cameo on a Stranger Things sketch. That would be fun.
🤞🏻
While I'm hoping for "F&ck You" or "Pussy Palace", I'm quite certain I won't get my wish.
Perhaps she'll get a cameo on a Stranger Things sketch. That would be fun.
🤞🏻
I'm up for the occasional simply goofy comedic movie. Airplane, anything from Mel Brooks etc.
But I have to say that the newest Naked Gun with Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson is the biggest steaming lump of crap I have ever seen. Colossally Unfunny. A fetid and heinous assault on entertainment.
But I have to say that the newest Naked Gun with Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson is the biggest steaming lump of crap I have ever seen. Colossally Unfunny. A fetid and heinous assault on entertainment.
December 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I'm up for the occasional simply goofy comedic movie. Airplane, anything from Mel Brooks etc.
But I have to say that the newest Naked Gun with Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson is the biggest steaming lump of crap I have ever seen. Colossally Unfunny. A fetid and heinous assault on entertainment.
But I have to say that the newest Naked Gun with Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson is the biggest steaming lump of crap I have ever seen. Colossally Unfunny. A fetid and heinous assault on entertainment.
I was watching Gillian Anderson on Kimmel and this accident in one of the X-files episodes was mentioned.
It's unscripted and real. They kept it and used it in the aired version.
youtube.com/shorts/FB4Fi...
It's unscripted and real. They kept it and used it in the aired version.
youtube.com/shorts/FB4Fi...
The car crash in front of the supermarket as Scully enters was not scripted. •The X Files
YouTube video by Wisdom Waves
youtube.com
December 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I was watching Gillian Anderson on Kimmel and this accident in one of the X-files episodes was mentioned.
It's unscripted and real. They kept it and used it in the aired version.
youtube.com/shorts/FB4Fi...
It's unscripted and real. They kept it and used it in the aired version.
youtube.com/shorts/FB4Fi...
Maybe that mole was Rustad's good luck charm.
December 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Maybe that mole was Rustad's good luck charm.
Cool tool. Fast too.
My most-used words in 2025 were:
1. "canada" (31×)
2. "canadian" (16×)
3. "company" (14×)
4. "those" (14×)
5. "movie" (13×)
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
My most-used words in 2025 were:
1. "canada" (31×)
2. "canadian" (16×)
3. "company" (14×)
4. "those" (14×)
5. "movie" (13×)
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest 2025
A recap of your year on Bluesky. Discover patterns, connections, and insights from your journey in the ATmosphere.
anisota.net
December 2, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Cool tool. Fast too.
My most-used words in 2025 were:
1. "canada" (31×)
2. "canadian" (16×)
3. "company" (14×)
4. "those" (14×)
5. "movie" (13×)
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
My most-used words in 2025 were:
1. "canada" (31×)
2. "canadian" (16×)
3. "company" (14×)
4. "those" (14×)
5. "movie" (13×)
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
I put up Christmas lights every year on trees that are 60+ feet up. They also cover my house.
I gave up on the Clark Griswold methodology years ago.
I use lasers and they are cheaper overall and stunning. It takes about a half hour. Highly recommend.
I gave up on the Clark Griswold methodology years ago.
I use lasers and they are cheaper overall and stunning. It takes about a half hour. Highly recommend.
As people get ready to hang holiday decorations, WorkSafeBC is reminding people to keep safety in mind, after 876 people were injured due to falls from ladders in 2024.
Climbing a ladder to put up decorations? WorkSafeBC urges caution after 876 ladder injuries last year
As people get ready to hang holiday decorations, WorkSafeBC is reminding people to keep safety in mind, after 876 people were injured due to falls from ladders in 2024.
cheknews.ca
December 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I put up Christmas lights every year on trees that are 60+ feet up. They also cover my house.
I gave up on the Clark Griswold methodology years ago.
I use lasers and they are cheaper overall and stunning. It takes about a half hour. Highly recommend.
I gave up on the Clark Griswold methodology years ago.
I use lasers and they are cheaper overall and stunning. It takes about a half hour. Highly recommend.
Well done.
Oh, Canada... it's spot on! 🤣
Canadian Comedy Show Epically Skewers Trump With Hilarious 'Quiet, Piggy!' Storytime Sketch
www.comicsands.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Well done.
It was a dark, not stormy night.
November 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
It was a dark, not stormy night.
Someone invented a mechanical pencil that doesn't let you break the lead when you're writing.
It. Actually. Works.
That's it. We're done. Nothing left to invent.
Move along and eat your leftover lasagna battery.
It. Actually. Works.
That's it. We're done. Nothing left to invent.
Move along and eat your leftover lasagna battery.
November 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Someone invented a mechanical pencil that doesn't let you break the lead when you're writing.
It. Actually. Works.
That's it. We're done. Nothing left to invent.
Move along and eat your leftover lasagna battery.
It. Actually. Works.
That's it. We're done. Nothing left to invent.
Move along and eat your leftover lasagna battery.
In case you're bored, look up "lasagna battery". I learned how to make one this week.
Next up "lasagna clock".
FFS.
Next up "lasagna clock".
FFS.
November 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
In case you're bored, look up "lasagna battery". I learned how to make one this week.
Next up "lasagna clock".
FFS.
Next up "lasagna clock".
FFS.
There sure is a lot of pearl clutching going on over a pipeline that will never be built.
The MOU is a paper tiger, and the only one truly stupid enough not to know this is Smith.
The MOU is a paper tiger, and the only one truly stupid enough not to know this is Smith.
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
There sure is a lot of pearl clutching going on over a pipeline that will never be built.
The MOU is a paper tiger, and the only one truly stupid enough not to know this is Smith.
The MOU is a paper tiger, and the only one truly stupid enough not to know this is Smith.
A very nice CNN story for a change. Worth the read.
When John Morris’ car skidded off the road in a blizzard, he had to think on his feet. It turned into a Thanksgiving he’d never forget. https://cnn.it/4p1bK4t
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 AM
A very nice CNN story for a change. Worth the read.
2 things.
Bamboo scaffolding??
Wang Fuk Court???
Bamboo scaffolding??
Wang Fuk Court???
At least 13 killed and others trapped as huge fire tears through Hong Kong high-rise apartment complex, authorities say. https://cnn.it/48ClA7e
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
2 things.
Bamboo scaffolding??
Wang Fuk Court???
Bamboo scaffolding??
Wang Fuk Court???
@dougogg.bsky.social Always best to use "banana 🍌 for scale" for photos requiring visual clues.
November 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
@dougogg.bsky.social Always best to use "banana 🍌 for scale" for photos requiring visual clues.
Their leader defends criminals and murderers, is a convicted felon, and calls women "piggy".
Our leader cares about people, flies around the world being polite, making friends and striking deals to repair what their leader spends his time breaking.
Where would you want to live?
Our leader cares about people, flies around the world being polite, making friends and striking deals to repair what their leader spends his time breaking.
Where would you want to live?
November 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Their leader defends criminals and murderers, is a convicted felon, and calls women "piggy".
Our leader cares about people, flies around the world being polite, making friends and striking deals to repair what their leader spends his time breaking.
Where would you want to live?
Our leader cares about people, flies around the world being polite, making friends and striking deals to repair what their leader spends his time breaking.
Where would you want to live?