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Chico Valdez 🇨🇦
@mrchicovaldez.bsky.social
I live on an island in Canada. 🇨🇦
Three of my five alternate personalities find me amusing. In fact I'm editing this right now. Shut up Veronica.
Mr. Kit Cat Klock got a new 3D Santa hat for Christmas.

#3DPrint
December 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Solution:
December 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The real winners in the JE file release are the toner companies.
December 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Smug potato.
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Mom? Are you OK?
December 17, 2025 at 12:10 AM
We had to sit through it to review it properly. It was *this* bad. ⤵️
December 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The below tide motel didn't last.
December 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Maybe not quite the same. But just as stupid.
December 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
It was a dark, not stormy night.
November 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
You never know where that pencil has been.

This is a good one too:
November 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
@dougogg.bsky.social Always best to use "banana 🍌 for scale" for photos requiring visual clues.
November 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Sure. Let me get you started with a new catch phrase.*

*Actual sign on tax accountant office on Vancouver Island
November 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Cozy season is upon us...
November 16, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Call for our new rates.
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The runners up...
November 14, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Geez. Ron Howard's mom is everywhere..
November 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
One of my favourite photos of my Dad from the war.
#RemembranceDay
November 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
We grow them at 2.4 GHz
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Always take a disposable acquaintance with you to taste test them for you, even if they say they are "safe".
November 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Which channel?
November 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM
This year's ghost clan.
🎃 👻 🎃
#HappyHalloween
October 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
In case you're wondering, a strong WiFi signal encourages mushroom growth.
October 31, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Remembered this fellow for while we were chatting about people with appropriate names for their profession.

See also Dr. Brownsmere, Proctologist
October 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Good to see the Canada Post trucks back on the road again!
October 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
As a matter of fact, yes.
October 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM