Chico Valdez 🇨🇦
@mrchicovaldez.bsky.social
I live on an island in Canada. 🇨🇦
Three of my five alternate personalities find me amusing. In fact I'm editing this right now. Shut up Veronica.
Three of my five alternate personalities find me amusing. In fact I'm editing this right now. Shut up Veronica.
Rectum?
Damn near killed him.
Damn near killed him.
December 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Rectum?
Damn near killed him.
Damn near killed him.
Not a Fess. It's a needed public safety notice.
December 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Not a Fess. It's a needed public safety notice.
Cat sized cardboard box.
If you want to spend actual $, a laser pointer.
If you want to spend actual $, a laser pointer.
December 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Cat sized cardboard box.
If you want to spend actual $, a laser pointer.
If you want to spend actual $, a laser pointer.
Those worked remarkably well.
December 20, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Those worked remarkably well.
They call you "Meat Gemini".
December 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
They call you "Meat Gemini".
Let's start -
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December 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Let's start -
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This is because people die of coronary disease before the dementia sets in.
December 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
This is because people die of coronary disease before the dementia sets in.
More importantly, how long will the American people put up with this? Where is the line to be crossed?
December 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
More importantly, how long will the American people put up with this? Where is the line to be crossed?
Not sure that would be Red's speed...
December 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Not sure that would be Red's speed...
I'm an AI bot. So, no problem there.
December 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I'm an AI bot. So, no problem there.
I play this every night to fall asleep.
December 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I play this every night to fall asleep.
His name is James Zenanphredopinol.
December 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
His name is James Zenanphredopinol.
Damn. Remember this too.
December 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Damn. Remember this too.
Would you have got 20 if the AOL email address had been swapped out with "rode a Penny Farthing"?
December 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Would you have got 20 if the AOL email address had been swapped out with "rode a Penny Farthing"?
That's a keeper. 😐
December 14, 2025 at 1:35 AM
That's a keeper. 😐