Toeflop
mrcajunlaw.bsky.social
Toeflop
@mrcajunlaw.bsky.social
Criminal defense attorney fighting the good fight deep in the heart of MAGA-stan AKA Texas. Gourmet, gourmand. Geaux Tigahs! Who Dat!
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Correct.
December 19, 2024 at 4:57 PM
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📌Per Wisconsin State Journal: A second-grader at the school was the first to call police about the shooter in Madison, Wisconsin yesterday.

📌A SECOND-GRADER.

📌What were you doing in second grade? (This country is a complete and thorough disgrace.)
December 17, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Raymond Zwiefelhofer, CEO of Worldox, and 'elder' of the 2x2 Church, has been sentenced to 120 years in prison.

He was found guilty of possession of child rape media. Cynthia Liles, a investigator says, “2x2 Church has a significant problem with child [rape]” “It’s systemic.”
#opdeatheaters
December 16, 2024 at 7:23 PM
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📌“If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.”

― Lyndon B. Johnson

*(One of the most prescient things ever said by anybody.)
December 15, 2024 at 4:08 PM
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😡😡😡
December 15, 2024 at 11:19 AM
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Crazy, isn’t it?
December 15, 2024 at 8:02 AM
There’s no feeling quite like the release when a trial set for Monday washes out on Friday. It might be bourbon o’clock. #CriminalLawProblems
December 13, 2024 at 6:42 PM
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The Fourteenth Amendment, Section 3.
December 12, 2024 at 3:25 PM
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Whoever stole my motivation can you give it back 🥺👉👈
December 12, 2024 at 3:26 PM
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Happy 31st birthday to DOOM!
December 10, 2024 at 12:53 PM
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In a nutshell 🥜🥜🥜
December 9, 2024 at 1:05 AM
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👇👇👇👇👇
December 8, 2024 at 11:38 PM
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We're in the "tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants" timeline now.
December 8, 2024 at 11:34 PM
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December 8, 2024 at 9:39 PM
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*taking a big toke*

you know they called them cow"boys" because they was niggas, right?
Whoa there, cowboy

You've been discoursin and dev tagging all day. Set a spell and join me for Weed Time
December 8, 2024 at 9:27 PM
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I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget
December 7, 2024 at 1:05 PM
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Just saying..
December 6, 2024 at 10:42 PM
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The ACLU gets *zero* funding from the government.

A bit disconcerting that the fellow tasked with reducing government funding doesn't know that.
December 6, 2024 at 8:59 PM
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I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget
December 6, 2024 at 12:31 PM
Raymond Zwiefelhofer, 61, member of the 2x2 Church & tech CEO in Arizona, was convicted of 10 counts of possessing child sexual abuse material and has been sentenced to 120 years in prison.
abcnews.go.com/US/member-se...
December 6, 2024 at 4:35 PM
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This would immediately be my most-used emoji.
December 5, 2024 at 6:16 PM
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December 6, 2024 at 12:48 AM
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December 5, 2024 at 7:23 PM
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December 5, 2024 at 12:26 AM