Mr. Big Penis.
@mrbigpenis.bsky.social
Hi, I'm Mr. Big Penis. You'll never guess what I've got in my pants.
Asexual deviant, freelance masturbauteur, linguist.
The cat is named Fulgora.
If you're from Michigan please don't be.
Do not expect many commas.
He/him/The/it.
🔞.
Asexual deviant, freelance masturbauteur, linguist.
The cat is named Fulgora.
If you're from Michigan please don't be.
Do not expect many commas.
He/him/The/it.
🔞.
Pinned
Crazy that Scooby Doo isn't in the Bible anywhere.
November 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Crazy that Scooby Doo isn't in the Bible anywhere.
Yaoi? Like the bigfoot?
November 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Yaoi? Like the bigfoot?
Life was better when I read RD on the toilet rather than staring at evil rectangle.
November 29, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Life was better when I read RD on the toilet rather than staring at evil rectangle.
Reposted by Mr. Big Penis.
Big Dick
California, Death Index, 1905-1939
California, Death Index, 1905-1939
November 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Big Dick
California, Death Index, 1905-1939
California, Death Index, 1905-1939
My penis is just so big I feel kinda bad for the rest of y'all like it must be skewing the data pretty hard.
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
My penis is just so big I feel kinda bad for the rest of y'all like it must be skewing the data pretty hard.
Thanksgiving is dead long live Christmas.
November 28, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Thanksgiving is dead long live Christmas.
Google AI ads are my least favorite they make me wanna switch to bing.
November 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Google AI ads are my least favorite they make me wanna switch to bing.
My family somehow avoided politics this thanksgiving I'm so proud of us.
November 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
My family somehow avoided politics this thanksgiving I'm so proud of us.
Ah yes another evil box for my collection of evil boxes.
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Ah yes another evil box for my collection of evil boxes.
[ˈkɑɹdnəl sɪts ɑn fɛns
kæt lʊks ɪn ˈɪntʃɹɪst ænd̚ tʃɜɹps
maɪ ˈpinɪs ɪz hjudʒ].
kæt lʊks ɪn ˈɪntʃɹɪst ænd̚ tʃɜɹps
maɪ ˈpinɪs ɪz hjudʒ].
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM
[ˈkɑɹdnəl sɪts ɑn fɛns
kæt lʊks ɪn ˈɪntʃɹɪst ænd̚ tʃɜɹps
maɪ ˈpinɪs ɪz hjudʒ].
kæt lʊks ɪn ˈɪntʃɹɪst ænd̚ tʃɜɹps
maɪ ˈpinɪs ɪz hjudʒ].
Reposted by Mr. Big Penis.
guess i'll jack off again, if that's what the tarot cards say
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
guess i'll jack off again, if that's what the tarot cards say
I got kicked out of pilot school kept getting bricked up whenever they said "cockpit".
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I got kicked out of pilot school kept getting bricked up whenever they said "cockpit".
Who up festering they wounds?
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Who up festering they wounds?
Your honor it wasn't *just* me.
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Your honor it wasn't *just* me.
Really most of the best foods in the world are just variants on the classic Protein Paste Sandwich with Veggie Bits.
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Really most of the best foods in the world are just variants on the classic Protein Paste Sandwich with Veggie Bits.
Frankenstein but Victor and the monster fuck.
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Frankenstein but Victor and the monster fuck.
Honestly why should I even bother going to work tomorrow when I could do something productive instead like jerking off crazy style?
November 24, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Honestly why should I even bother going to work tomorrow when I could do something productive instead like jerking off crazy style?
They should make a book that kills you when you open it.
November 24, 2025 at 12:13 AM
They should make a book that kills you when you open it.
"Ladies and gentlemen this is Mambo No. 6
One two three four five six..."
.
One two three four five six..."
.
November 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
"Ladies and gentlemen this is Mambo No. 6
One two three four five six..."
.
One two three four five six..."
.
Imagine how many ai-generated "climate change is fake look at all this snow" posts there are gonna be this winter.
November 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Imagine how many ai-generated "climate change is fake look at all this snow" posts there are gonna be this winter.
Ohio's getting the jumpstart on robot racism and I have mixed feelings.
November 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Ohio's getting the jumpstart on robot racism and I have mixed feelings.
Can't wait for the T-Mobile add where John C. McGinley shows up and calls them a homophobic slur.
November 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Can't wait for the T-Mobile add where John C. McGinley shows up and calls them a homophobic slur.
Misery is a
butterfly or whatever
my penis is huge.
butterfly or whatever
my penis is huge.
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Misery is a
butterfly or whatever
my penis is huge.
butterfly or whatever
my penis is huge.
LED headlights
like daggers in the dark night
stab my fucking eyes.
like daggers in the dark night
stab my fucking eyes.
November 19, 2025 at 3:35 AM
LED headlights
like daggers in the dark night
stab my fucking eyes.
like daggers in the dark night
stab my fucking eyes.
The problem with releasing the files now is that by now they've surely been sufficiently doctored and all the idiots will just lap it up and think they were right. Not a single thing they could release will ever convince me he wasn't a participant but they will probably convince the general public.
November 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
The problem with releasing the files now is that by now they've surely been sufficiently doctored and all the idiots will just lap it up and think they were right. Not a single thing they could release will ever convince me he wasn't a participant but they will probably convince the general public.