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Mr. Big Penis.
@mrbigpenis.bsky.social
Hi, I'm Mr. Big Penis. You'll never guess what I've got in my pants.

Asexual deviant, freelance masturbauteur, linguist.

The cat is named Fulgora.

If you're from Michigan please don't be.

Do not expect many commas.

He/him/The/it.

🔞.
Or am I?
November 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Idk I'm not the arbiter of personhood.
November 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
There's a bill to prevent AI personhood in the works.
November 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Happy 1 year and 1 month -iversary to me.
November 17, 2025 at 9:21 AM
((I mean IT might be hard but finding IT should not be difficult)).
November 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
(Should not be hard it's quite big).
November 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Wait tru.
November 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I'd prefer the original circular track pads over the squares but I guess with the new layout that wouldn't make as much sense.
November 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM