Mr. Big Penis.
@mrbigpenis.bsky.social
Hi, I'm Mr. Big Penis. You'll never guess what I've got in my pants.
Asexual deviant, freelance masturbauteur, linguist.
The cat is named Fulgora.
If you're from Michigan please don't be.
Do not expect many commas.
He/him/The/it.
🔞.
Asexual deviant, freelance masturbauteur, linguist.
The cat is named Fulgora.
If you're from Michigan please don't be.
Do not expect many commas.
He/him/The/it.
🔞.
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Mr. Big Penis.
@mrbigpenis.bsky.social
· Dec 18
She room on my ba till I robot.
Do the rims spin? Do it got heated seats?
February 20, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Do the rims spin? Do it got heated seats?
How come there isn't a gnome emoji?
February 18, 2026 at 7:32 PM
How come there isn't a gnome emoji?
They couldn't make The Pacifier today.
February 14, 2026 at 6:09 AM
They couldn't make The Pacifier today.
Family Feud but all of the contestants have to kiss Steve on his shiny bald head.
February 13, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Family Feud but all of the contestants have to kiss Steve on his shiny bald head.
NEPHEW! YOU'VE GOTTA SIGN MY PETITION.
February 13, 2026 at 2:49 AM
NEPHEW! YOU'VE GOTTA SIGN MY PETITION.
Better Call Sol Badguy.
February 13, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Better Call Sol Badguy.
Need me a woman who will kick me in the head on occasion.
February 10, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Need me a woman who will kick me in the head on occasion.
Just had a perfect even triple sneeze feeling powerful.
February 4, 2026 at 8:38 AM
Just had a perfect even triple sneeze feeling powerful.
We really need more industry in Ohio I propose opening up a few more dick sucking factories.
February 2, 2026 at 6:11 AM
We really need more industry in Ohio I propose opening up a few more dick sucking factories.
Would you still love me if I was Wanted Dead or Alive?
February 1, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Would you still love me if I was Wanted Dead or Alive?
Last night we let the frobscottle do the talking.
January 31, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Last night we let the frobscottle do the talking.
What if just all don't pay our taxes this year like what are they even going to that benefits us anymore?
January 24, 2026 at 7:14 PM
What if just all don't pay our taxes this year like what are they even going to that benefits us anymore?
Is it sexist if I automatically assume that any "cool" women I meet are primarily lesbian?
January 22, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Is it sexist if I automatically assume that any "cool" women I meet are primarily lesbian?
Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies Phonk Remix when?
January 21, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies Phonk Remix when?
Out here making big investments at the sperm bank.
January 21, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Out here making big investments at the sperm bank.
Fewer greater pleasures in life than flipping down the wipers on all the fancy cars in the parking lot the night before a big snow storm.
January 21, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Fewer greater pleasures in life than flipping down the wipers on all the fancy cars in the parking lot the night before a big snow storm.
Really sucks discovering an interest and then finding that there is little to no content online for that interest like damn guess I'm a freak I'm a weirdo guess I'm an oddball guess I'm a misfit guess I'm a deviant guess I'm unusual guess I'm anomalous guess I'm not normal guess I'm tha Joker baby.
January 20, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Really sucks discovering an interest and then finding that there is little to no content online for that interest like damn guess I'm a freak I'm a weirdo guess I'm an oddball guess I'm a misfit guess I'm a deviant guess I'm unusual guess I'm anomalous guess I'm not normal guess I'm tha Joker baby.
I like all of the star wars movies except for whichever one is your favorite.
January 19, 2026 at 8:44 AM
I like all of the star wars movies except for whichever one is your favorite.
True Detective but they fuck in the locker room in S1E2.
January 18, 2026 at 10:57 PM
True Detective but they fuck in the locker room in S1E2.
Challengers but they dock in that one scene.
January 18, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Challengers but they dock in that one scene.
I'm so excited to announce my directorial debut "-r Dick Bigger" the sequel to M. Night Shyamalan's Old about the beach that makes your dick bigger which will be releasing this July.
January 15, 2026 at 6:30 AM
I'm so excited to announce my directorial debut "-r Dick Bigger" the sequel to M. Night Shyamalan's Old about the beach that makes your dick bigger which will be releasing this July.
Male box? Hell yeah brother!
January 15, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Male box? Hell yeah brother!
Rock climbing gyms are just adult jungle gyms we need more adult jungle gyms do not forget that we are all monkeys.
January 11, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Rock climbing gyms are just adult jungle gyms we need more adult jungle gyms do not forget that we are all monkeys.
Codenames but everyone does shrooms first.
January 10, 2026 at 7:04 AM
Codenames but everyone does shrooms first.
Whenever I consume scary media too close to bed time and then can't sleep I just try to think about how statistically unlikely it would be for a spooky monster or axe murderer or what have you to show up on the same night that I happened to be thinking about scary stuff.
January 9, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Whenever I consume scary media too close to bed time and then can't sleep I just try to think about how statistically unlikely it would be for a spooky monster or axe murderer or what have you to show up on the same night that I happened to be thinking about scary stuff.